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Sorry, Ben Roethlisberger. If it's a taboo subject, carries pop cultural significance or involves a celebrity (you're 3-for-3), Eminem is gonna go there.

Ben has been immortalized in one of the rapper's songs, fittingly called "Despicable." That's when you know you've made it ... for better or worse.

The Pittsburgh Steelers QB thus joins the ranks of Moby, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Michael Jackson, his mom, ex-wife and countless others.

"I'd rather turn this club into a bar room brawl/Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall," Eminem raps, referencing Ben's recent scandal.

The line recalls March incident in which, at least according to the unnamed Ben Roethlisberger accuser, he sexually assaulted her in nightclub stall.

Em's about as subtle and restrained as he is un-funny.

EMINEM 1, BIG BEN 0: Sorry dude. You had it coming.

While prosecutors declined to charge the two-time Super Bowl champion, citing lack of evidence, the Steelers' organization and the NFL were none too pleased.

After all, it wasn't the first time a woman made such allegations about him (Andrea McNulty was the first). Big Ben was suspended without pay for six games.

His lame apology didn't exactly make him appear sympathetic.

Roethlisberger's attorney and Steelers representatives did not immediately return calls seeking Big Ben's appraisal of the new Eminem track ... shockingly.

"Despicable" is streaming at Rapradar.com, a site run by Em's manager. It does not, sadly, appear on his upcoming new album, Recovery, due out June 22.

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Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, his ol' mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds!

The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship.

Joslyn James, who linked a violent, dirty string of Tiger Woods text messages last month, also stripped at a Georgia club near where Tiger played the Masters.

Here's a promotional advertisement for the class act's visit to N.C.:

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HER FAVORITE WOOD: Good one, Jos!

The stuffed tiger is a cute touch, as is the "wood" play on words. Although presenting his texts on an Adobe Flash "iBone" on her website was way better.

Interestingly, Joslyn says that Tiger's BFF and part-time pimp, Bryon Bell, arranged for her to rendezvous with Tiger during this exact same event in 2007.

He won it that year.

Heck, with a Tiger and Elin Woods divorce reportedly imminent, maybe he should arrange a quickie tonight for good luck ... mofo's currently tied for 61st.

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Looks like congratulations are in order for cycling champion Lance Armstrong: he's expecting his fifth child, and second with girlfriend Anna Hansen!

Lance announced the news this way: by creating a Twitter account for the kid, "Cincoarmstrong." That may be the lamest thing we've ever heard.

Britney, Sean

The quote-unquote baby's first entries: "I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and [I’m] 2 inches long. See y'all in October..." Lance, honestly dude?

The joyous cheese-fest continued with this: "I'm now the size of a lemon, 3.5 inches long, and weigh 1.5 ounces. And oh yeah, I'm on Twitter."

Maybe John Mayer has a point after all.

Anna Hansen is pregnant! Again!

Added the soon-to-be dad via his own Twitter.: "What to say? Yet another blessing in our lives. I cannot wait!" Seriously, we are happy for them.

The star then confirmed the news to his hometown paper, the Austin-American Statesmen. The future child's future name will be Jack or Olivia.

Armstrong and Anna Hansen welcomed son Maxwell Edward just 10 months ago.

The Tour de France winner / cancer survivor has three kids with ex-wife Kristin.

NOTE: Follow THG on Twitter. We'll spare you staffers' baby-related Tweets.

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Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus made wishes come true for many children in need. (See photos below.)

Now, in her new single, the young singer makes wishes come true for fans that want to see her follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears; i.e. sing seductively about how much all guys want her. Just sample these lyrics from the song "Can't Be Tamed."

For those who don’t know me, I can get a bit crazy
Have to get my way, 24 hours a day
‘Cause I’m hot like that
Every guy everywhere just gives me mad attention
Like I’m under inspection, I always get the 10s
‘Cause I’m built like that

It's safe to say we take issue with any song whose lyrics simply state: I'm hot and desirable. But we'll leave it to readers to debate.

Meanwhile, it's music video day on THG! Watch and listen right now to Christina Aguilera and Justin Bieber do their thing with new songs.

Bracelets Galore
  • Always a Crowd Pleaser
  • Doing a Lot of Good
  • A Jokester

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Following the report that Charlie Sheen has shacked up with Angelina Tracy, this alleged mistress is speaking out.

A couple weeks ago, she denied accusations that referenced her as a "paid escort," and now she tells Radar Online that rumors of her living with Sheen are equally false.

“I am not Charlie Sheen's mistress," Tracy said. "We are just friends and we are definitely not living together."

Hmmm... but could you be friends with benefits?!?

In mid-April, a tabloid caught Sheen sneaking out of his rehab facility, donning a disguise and visiting Tracy's apartment. Since then, both Angelina and Sheen's rep have said the actor was simply helping a fellow addict through a difficult time.

Sources say Brooke Mueller is sick of Charlie cheating on her and will soon file for divorce. But Tracy sort of denies playing any role in this development.

"I am living alone in my own apartment," she said, failing to directly address whether or not she receives visits there from a certain prostitute-loving, knife-wielding sitcom star.

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You know what they say. It's fun while it lasts, but eventually, the stress of being an adulterous, Nazi-loving jackass is bound to catch up with you.

James, whose cheating on Oscar winning wife Sandra Bullock has been well documented and led to her filing for divorce, is feeling really stressed!

Kat Von D, Jesse James Picture

This week, the biker seemed to ket his emotions to get the better of him, physically lashing out at celebrity gossip media trying to take his picture.

James later apologized to the shutterbug, coming out of his office in person to approach the man, blaming his behavior on feeling "stressed out."

"I thought he was going to yell at him," said a witness. "But Jesse said, ‘Hey man, I’ve been kind of stressed out lately. Sorry if things have been getting kind of heated between us. I know you’re just trying to do your job."

Jesse James is going through some tough times!

"'If you could just try not to get in my face too much. Just keep a respectful distance, everything is cool.' Then they shook hands. It was very cool.”

The dude is also attempting to repair his image, although a simple handshake and apology isn't likely to smooth the Jesse James Nazi photo over.

He does have a master plan to make us forget Michelle McGee, though.

A source hilariously tells Radar Online, “There’s a lost Chihuahua that has been hanging out around Jesse’s office for the last two days and Jesse has been trying to lure the dog over to him so he can get him back to his owners."

LOL. Whatever it takes, right? "Jesse even bought a hamburger and held it out for the dog, but every time he got close, the dog ran away."

Sandra Bullock can relate.

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Matthew Morrison may not have heard of Justin Bieber, but Sean Kingston is pals with this teen icon.

The singers team up for the music video "Eenie Meenie." It features The Biebs chilling with pals, enjoying a party and, of course, macking on some lady friends.

Unlike Christina Aguilera's new video, there's no controversy over whether or not Bieber and Kingston are too sexy below. Sorry, gals. But it's still worth a long look:

Eenie, Meenie... minie, moe: If Justin Bieber were in your bed, would you ever let him go?

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There are so many rumors surrounding Lady Gaga, it's hard to take any of them seriously ... although she's so out there, sometimes it makes you wonder.

Lest we forget the Lady Gaga hermaphrodite story last summer. Talk about serious legs. In fact, there are still people convinced this urban myth is legit.

Gaga: Born This Way

Still, the rumor going around that the singer had a leg amputated below the knee, apparently because she wanted to look different, seems far fetched.

Until she confirms it in a sit-down with Barbara Walters, we're going to put it in the false category. Although whoever started it gets props for creativity.

"I just had this much leg amputated ..."

As the rumor goes, Gaga had a cosmetic amputation surgery and before long, she will personally make the announcement to fans ... or unveil it in avideo.

Depends which version of the rumor you read, we suppose.

While Lady Gaga's fashion sense is as wild as it gets, and we can see some amputation-themed live performance of some kind, this has gotta be a hoax.

Being different is one thing. Hacking off a limb is quite another. Who would want that? And what kind of doctor, save Conrad Murray, would agree to do it?

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Halle Berry is now a single mother.

Radar Online was the first celebrity gossip site to report that Berry has split with her model boyfriend and baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry. Moreover, these sources say it was Aubry's decision!

"Gabriel just felt it wasn't working anymore," an insider said. "When they were first together, the nine-year age difference between them didn't phase him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love. But as time went on he started feeling it more and more."

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This source adds that "Gabriel started noticing other women, and being attracted to other [women], and he felt it just wasn't right to stay with Halle in those circumstances."

That's why this report seems questionable. Look at these Halle Berry pictures. Come on, Gabriel! With all the talk about Megan Fox and Heidi Klum and other desirable females, is there anyone more consistently gorgeous than Halle Berry?!?

Berry and Aubry are the parents of Nahla, who the actress gave birth to in in March 2008. Reports indicate that a custody arrangement has already been agreed upon.

If this is truly the end for Bubry, let's take a look back at their relationship via the following photo retrospective:

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On June 8, Christina Aguilera will release her new album, "Bionic."

But the singer announced her return to the music business loudly, proudly and provocatively this week: she posted the video for "Not Myself Tonight" online.

In the video below, and in the still shot from it seen here, the singer embraces her inner dominatrix. She recently said: “I’m more confident and comfortable in my own skin. I think I’m even a more sexual Christina."

That's incredible news for warm-blooded males around the world, but it's stirring up some criticisms of Christina on the Web.

After all, she's a mother now. What will she tell her son Max when he sees her acting in such a manner?

“I never claimed to be a cookie-cutter soccer mom. That’s all good for some people. Not for me," she told Access Hollywood. “[Max will] grow up in a household where he knows mommy expresses herself artistically and some of that will have to reflect itself sexually, too, at times.

“He’s going to learn to respect the fact that women are allowed to express themselves and not feel shameful about their bodies or their sexuality.”

Sounds like a fair, mature message to us. WATCH THE "NOT MYSELF TONIGHT" VIDEO BELOW AND THEN SOUND OFF ON IT.

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