Stop us if you've heard this before:

A D-list celebrity is about to star in a movie/reality show/release a book. She needs to garner publicity for it. Suddently, rumors of a sex tape pop up. The celebrity plays ignorant, only to eventually fess up to the video, cite it as a mistake and watch her Q-rating soar.

Posted in: Sex Tapes

Embattled King of Pimps Jon Gosselin has been called many things, but few more accurate than bad parent. There are many, many reasons one could cite for this.

Picking out a particularly obvious one, The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is pointing a finger at the dad of eight for having his little ones on his ATV.

Posted in: Jon Gosselin

A judge has granted Jennifer Lopez's request for a temporary restraining order to stop distribution of intimate home video footage, according to reports.

Her private moments with her ex will remain a mystery - for now.

Posted in: Jennifer Lopez

Levi Johnston became quasi-famous after having unprotected sex with Bristol Palin in 2008, then parlayed that into his upcoming nude Playgirl spread.

Why shouldn't Sarah Palin's 19-year-old arch-nemesis, who recently said he was filing for legal custody of 10-month-old son Tripp, be honored for it?

Posted in: Levi Johnston

Former Star Magazine reporter Kate Major, who was hilariously insistent that she dated Jon Gosselin earlier this year, and also hilariously quit her job to avoid a conflict of interest (as if Star has any ethics), is back in the news once more.

She's the latest person to get served with a subpoena in TLC's pending case against the famous reality dad, who the network is accusing of breach of contract.

Posted in: Jon Gosselin

Only Spencer Pratt would consider a vasectomy to ward off his baby-crazy wife, and only Spencer Pratt wouldn't know it's difficult, if not impossible, to reverse.

Heck, even if it was all elaborately staged for tomorrow's episode of The Hills, only Spencer Pratt would pretend to go to such lengths to avoid having kids.

Posted in: The Hills

A New Moon star is posing naked on billboards that will soon go up nationwide.

However, instead of being turned on by the prospect of Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart in the buff; we're grossed out at the identity of the actress in her birthday suit.

Posted in: Christian Serratos

The man who Sarah Palin pretended was almost her son-in-law during her bid for the Vice Presidency in 2008 will be taking legal action to obtain joint custody of his child with her daughter, according to various reports.

Levi Johnston, 19, is the father of 10-month-old baby son Tripp with his ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin, also 19, the eldest daughter of the former Alaska chief exec.

Posted in: Bristol Palin