Believe it or not, the amazing Britney Spears has actually done something sane, according to celebrity news site Just Jared - she's hired new management!

Spears hired Jeff Kwatinez (right) of The Firm to help aid her comeback into the music biz. Her former manager, Larry Rudolph, was the one that "forced" Britney into rehab.

Of course, the gauntlet fell this spring as a bitter Britney axed Rudolph for his betrayal and indiscretions (trying to help her get her act together, what a jerk).

Kwatinetz also got the boot earlier this year as American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson fired his ass and replaced him with Reba McEntire's manager and husband, Narvel Blackstock.

We hope this new manager can help steer Britney Spears' career and life back on the right track.

But don't hold your breath. Really, who has high hopes for someone named Jeff Kwatinez? Not this celebrity gossip site.

Anyway. Below is a cute picture of Britney grabbing dinner at Cravings, an Italian restaurant in W. Hollywood, with her youngest son, Jayden James Federline.

Aww. We love you, Jayden James Federline!! Our favorite little tyke is wearing a hat that resembles some kind of furry animal. Like a bear, maybe. Or Seth Rogen.

The stars came out to see Long Island native Billy Joel perform at Hampton (Social) @ Ross Saturday night. On hand were two of his favorite ladies: ex-wife Christie Brinkley, with whom he remains on good terms, and their daughter, singer Alexa Ray Joel. See below:

We would never have guessed that Billy Joel's daughter would be a certifed cutie, but her mom is a supermodel, after all. We heart Alexa Ray Joel. Not just because she's pretty, either - it's nice to see a famous family that's not entirely dysfunctional!

The entire five-show summer concert series, in which mega-artists perform at the Hamptons' Ross School for small, intimate crowds, opened with Prince and closes with Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers. Tickets for the Billy Joel concert started in the thousands.

Also in attendance were talk show goddess Kelly Ripa and her hubby, Mark Consuelos, Mary-Kate Olsen and troubled 30 Rock star Alec Baldwin, among others.

You may never get to see Angelina Jolie nude. But you will have a chance to lick the body of this gorgeous actress.

Sort of.

The Australian government is coming out with a postage stamp of the world's best looking couple. No, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're certainly not talking about you.

But The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Jolie, Brad Pitt and daughter Shiloh, will be reproduced from the cover of New Idea magazine and slapped onto a 50 cent stamp. We assume Maddox and Pax Thien are outraged by the snub.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Shiloh are gracing a stamp Down Under.

A New Idea spokesman said: "These stamps will become instantly collectible and sought after by philatelists around the country."

That's a fancy word for "stamp collectors." The same way that "Tyraists" is a fancy word for those that enjoy seeing Tyra Banks nude.

The last time we heard from Mena Suvari, it was in our celebrity look-alikes feature. She was, unfortunately for her, compared to one of the most recent (and most disgusting) sex tape stars, Flavor of Love: Charm School's Jennifer Toof.

Now she's up against more insane (and only slightly more attractive) competition.

Without flashing her goods, going on an umbrella wielding tirade or driving her career into the ground, Mena Suvari has apparently channeled her inner Britney Spears - by completely shaving her head! Take a look at the two shorn stars below.

Tell us, who makes a better cue ball?

Britney has long since gone wigger on us (that and hair extensions), but Suvari, the 28-year-old American Beauty star, was recently snapped with her new bald done and oversized sunglasses, slithering through L.A.'s Newsroom Cafe last week.

Like Natalie Portman and Demi Moore, props to Mena Suvari for choosing bald pride over Britney-style Weaveguard shame. Props to Mena also for not having kids way too young and ruining their lives with neglect and parental ineptness.

Brooke Mueller says Charlie Sheen is awesome.

Denise Richards does not share that sentiment.

The cease fire between Sheen and Richards, who endured a famously nasty divorce in 2006, is apparently off.

The two were recently photographed together enjoying family outings with their daughters, Sam, 3, and Lola, 2. However, according to the New York Post, the amicable days are done.

A friend close to Sheen, 41, tells the Post that, while the Two and a Half Men star is trying to haul Richards into L.A. Family Court to get looser visitation rights that won't require him to be supervised.

Denise Richards is opposed to the plan.

"She's doing everything she can to keep his visits supervised by her nanny, because her nanny spies for her," says the source.

Another Sheen pal denies reports that Richards recently went shopping with Brooke Mueller, Sheen's new 29-year-old socialite finacee.

"Denise set it up," says the friend. "Brooke did get a call from Denise saying, 'It's an emergency, come meet me now.' When Brooke met her, there were four paparazzi waiting to take their picture. After the pictures were done, Denise told Brooke, 'It's been taken care of.'"

Richards denies the sources' claims.

"This is disgusting," she told the Post's Page Six. "He is doing this now because he's not happy with me and the custody arrangement."

Richards also was quick to shoot down any celebrity gossip or rumors that she's withholding the couple's children from their father.

"My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That's a valid request. He doesn't stick to the schedule he has with the kids," Denise Richards said. "That's not my fault."

"I did ask both Charlie and Brooke to lunch to see the kids - he hadn't seen them in two weeks - but only Brooke took me up on it. The paparazzi were already following me, as they do every day, and they took a picture. That's that."

Sorry, Tameka Foster haters:

Not only is your nemesis married to Usher now, but the music star himself says it's a happy union. After getting hitched to his pregnant fiancee in Atlanta Friday, Usher told Us Magazine:

"I exchanged vows with Tameka Foster in Atlanta on Friday and we are happily married."

The couple was originally scheduled to tie the knot on July 28 at music executive L.A. Reid's posh pad on Long Island, but those plans were canceled after Foster was hospitalized following a pregnancy scare brought on by the stress of the wedding.

Those against the nuptials were hopeful that the ceremony would never take place, as they considered Tameka almost as evil as Simon Monjack.

But a small, private wedding was held in the singer's lawyer's office; and despite reports of bad blood between Foster and Jonetta Patton, Raymond's mother and former manager, she was on hand Friday to witness the event.

"They did exactly what they should have done and said they were going to do. They are very happy," a friend of the couple said.

And we're excited for them. Compared to Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes, Usher and Foster seem like a perfectly normal couple.

Ladies, we gave you a chance to drool over David Beckham nude photos.

Now, it's time for the guys to enjoy their naked fill once more. Below, two of the sexiest super models to strut down the catwalk are baring it all for fans.

And while this Tyra Banks nude picture is a bit scary/masculine, Rebecca Romijn naked is as hot as the play of the New York Yankees.

Each of these beauties has a second career to modeling right now. Banks is an Oprah Winfrey-wanna be with her talk show; and Romijn is starring alongside America Ferrera in Ugly Betty.

But when either hottie wishes to, she can still match the sexy, nude exploits of Holly Madison or Tila Tequila any time. And that should be comforting for them to know.

It should also help Joe Simpson rethink he stance on Jessica Simpson nude movie roles: In order to revive her career, clothes may need to be ditched.

Spencer Pratt wants to hear from the haters.

He's inviting fans of The Hills - hundreds of thousands of whom blame him for coming between Lauren Conrad and his better half, Heidi Montag - to go ahead and tear him a new one on his website.

The man knows how to get PR. Please note, though, that we went to take him up on this offer, but at the time of this post, Pratt's official site is down for the count. Get a webmaster, you douche.

And in the wake of recent interviews Lauren Conrad and her anti-Pratt MTV co-stars, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port, the slimy Spencer is coming after LC, the fledgling fashion designer, calling her "a spoiled brat" and accusing her of using Montag to get attention for herself.

Of course, Spencer or Heidi calling someone a spoiled brat is like Britney Spears calling someone a white trash train wreck.

Spencer Pratt also chimes in on the alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape, rumors of which surfaced earlier this year.

Pratt claims that Conrad destroyed the sex tape made she with her troubled ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler. Conrad has implied, not so subtly, that Pratt and Montag leaked the rumors of the tape, which she denies exists or ever did.

But Spencer Pratt is threatening Conrad, a Teen Vogue intern and student, saying he and Montag are willing to take a lie detector test to vindicate themselves.

Well then! The Hills third (and likely final) season starts August 13, and there's already plenty of drama happening off the air! Will Lauren Conrad respond to Pratt's nonsense? Will Speidi follow through on its engagement and actually tie the knot? Stay tuned.

Los Angeles animal services personnel were spotted taking four mastiffs away from Ving Rhames' home Friday after a caretaker was fatally mauled by his dogs.

The actor has long been fond of the breed, which are often used as guard dogs. The appeal of owning one of those - let alone four - as a private citizen? No idea.

In a 1999 interview with the Los Angeles Times, the Pulp Fiction star showed off his "petrifying" Ambullneo mastiff named Samson and his three mastiff puppies - Storm, Scorsese and Cage.

The latter two, naturally, were named after director Martin Scorsese and actor Nicolas Cage, with whom Rhames worked on the film Bringing Out the Dead.

He also talked about his 170-pound Fila Brasileiro named Kong.

"The dog was actually bred to guard slaves," Rhames said.

"It was the only dog they found that had the temperament to guard a slave. It could be around you every day, but if you tried to run away, it would deal with you like it never saw you before."

In other news, Rhames said Michael Vick is getting a raw deal.

During the aforementioned L.A. Times interview, Ving Rhames lavished his canines with attention, at times speaking to them in baby talk.

Still, despite their intimidating appearance, Rhames insisted that his dogs were all bark no bite. "He just wants to play," Rhames said of Kong.

In a 2001 interview with Time, Ving Rhames said that he tests out his characters on his dogs to make sure that he's completely embodied.

"Once I'm close to that transformation, then I do it for my dogs - because dogs know when something's not right," Ving Rhames said.

"I figure if I can fool them, then I've successfully changed my spirit."

While preparing for the role of Don King in the television movie Don King: Only in America (for which he won a Golden Globe), Rhames adopted the promoter's speech patterns and mannerisms and tried out the character on his pets.

"I changed my voice, my diction, my movement - and then I tested it on the dogs," he said. "The dogs started growling at me. That's a true story."

And not an un-scary one.

We were always nice to Kanye West's fiancee, Alexis Phifer.

So we can only hope that the rapper isn't including The Hollywood Gossip among the celebrity blogs he recently told Complex magazine he can't stand.

"Man, it really takes a strong person to read the blogs," West says in the next issue of the publication, which he guest-edited. "It's just no-holds-barred. So if you're feeling good about yourself and you want to feel like sâ€", go to the blogs."

Kanye West isn't a fan of celebrity gossip sites.

That's not fair, Kanye. We only say mean things about people that deserve it, such as Ving Rhames being a moron for keeping killer dogs on hand; or Spencer Pratt for, well, being Spencer Pratt.

But we're more than kind to other celebs. That photo of Lisa Rinna nude, for example? Gorgeous! Same for Heidi Montag nude.

Please take back your comments, man.