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What does a TV show do when it's been off the air for three months and needs to capture the attention of viewers?

Easy: time for some girl-on-girl action!

Rumer Pic

As teased previously, Rumer Willis' Gia and Jessica Lowndes' Adrianna will explore a relationship when 90210 returns with new episodes next week. The former is already out as a lesbian, but why does the latter - who has been known to sleep with (a lot!) of men - experiment with the same sex?

Because she runs into Gia at an AA meeting. D'uh! How can that not lead to the following make-out scene?!?

Explaining the storyline to People, Lowndes said:

“Adrianna and Gia share a special bond. My character starts questioning whether or not sexuality is measured on a spectrum, if it’s black and white or if it comes down to who you connect with and who you are compatible with. I’m excited as an actress to tell the story.”

You can read about more 90210 spoilers right now, but we have no need to. Two girls kissing? We're totally in!

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At least Sarah Palin can laugh at herself sometimes.

In The Tonight Show's opening bit Tuesday, the former Alaska governor and current media celebrity told Jay Leno "we're going old school tonight," pointing to the words "Good evening and welcome to the Tonight Show" printed on her hand.

Calling it "the poor man's teleprompter," it was a funny jab at herself being caught with talking points written on her hand during a recent speech.

Check out Palin's Tonight Show crib notes intro, along with her taking a couple of stabs at Leno-esque monologue jokes in the video below ...

Palin also addressed the whole Family Guy thing yet again.

"What I would desire is more opportunity to follow up on a comment that perhaps I've made," she said, implying she does not get enough media coverage.

"Jay, you've gone through this, too, especially in the last few months," Palin continued as Leno feigned disagreement. "It's like that old saying, a lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can even get its pants on in the morning."

Totally.

Leno also asked Palin about the possibility of abandoning politics for her own talk show one day. "I hear once in awhile this comes open," she quipped.

Follow the jump for another clip of Sarah Palin on The Tonight Show:

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It's been at least a few days since we posted a clip of Noah Cyrus singing along to some inappropriate song and asked if her parents had simply given up at this point or what.

The same thing can't exactly be said this time, as Miley's sister almost comes across as cute (as opposed to creepy) in the following video.

Dancing around to to Justin Bieber's "Bigger," the 10-year has a question for the 16-year old: Will you marry me?

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Due to a medical emergency involving Crystal Bowersox, the men were forced to switch nights with the ladies this week on American Idol.

We guess we could chalk up the number of poor performances to this scheduling switch... if so many guys had not also been lackluster last Wednesday evening.

While a handful of semifinalists stood out, we wouldn't complain if any of the bottom half of contestants listed below got voted out. Here's how we'd rank this week's male contenders:

  1. Aaron Kelly: Granted, "My Girl" is a fun, easy song to sing for anyone with a good voice. But Aaron showed impressive range and confidence for a 16-year old.
  2. Michael Lynche: Might have to be known for more than his physique and personality know. Fantastic song choice with a James Brown classic.
  3. Casey James: The judges may say it's a singing competition, but his electric guitar will help James go far. So will his looks.
  4. Lee DeWyze:We hate to agree with Kara, but it's true: we could imagine Lee on the radio right this very instant.
  5. Andrew Garcia: That rendition of "Straight Up" is coming back to hurt him. No performance since has compared.
  6. Alex Lambert: We weren't nearly as impressed as the judges. He may not have vomited before performing this week, but is that the standard we're going by now?
  7. Todrick Hall: The best of the worst. We'll give him points again for at least trying something different.
  8. John Park: Ellen said she likes his look. The guy wears a t-shirt and... is Asian? We're not sure what Ellen means.
  9. Jermaine Sellers: Says he'll stick around because "I know God." Loved Simon's response: Then there's no need for anyone to call in for you, right?
  10. Tim Urban: Seems like a very nice guy. But simply isn't a very good singer.

Take your pick, vote our any of the final four and we'll be happy. But we'd send Sellers and Urban packing. How about you?

Below, we've posted performance photos of all 10 semifinalists. Click on each to enlarge and choose your favorite...

  • Michael Lynche Pic
  • Aaron Kelly Image
  • Jermaine Sellers Performance
  • Urban, Tim
  • Garcia, Andrew
  • Todrick
  • The Other Lambert
  • Electric Performance
  • Park, John

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You would naturally assume that Emilio Masella, who is dating Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi for some reason, met the Jersey Shore star grinding at a trashy nightclub.

Au contraire. It was a match made online.

"We honestly met on Facebook," Snooki said of her new man, with whom she attended the Masks and Mayhem Purim party at Solo restaurant in Manhattan.

"We were just talking as friends and we started hanging out and actually clicked," says the MTV star, who has been dating Emilio Masella for about a month.

Snooki: Emilio Masella's girlfriend.

"All that's important is that we're happy with each other and I have a good time with him," Snooki continued about her dream fella. "I love his personality."

And he loves seeing Snooki nude, incomprehensibly.

Shortly after speaking to Us, the pair survived trauma together: as reported Sunday, the bash erupted into chaos when shards of ice crashed through the roof.

"Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!" Snooki tweeted as some revelers were bleeding and at treated for minor injuries and taken to the hospital.

Luckily, she later reported that "everyone's ok."

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It was only a matter of time. Naomi Campbell may be in trouble with the law again after Manhattan police say she allegedly attacked a limo driver on Tuesday.

According to NBC New York, the temperamental model became enraged with her chaffeur and - from the back seat - slapped and punched him as he drove.

Campbell allegedly struck him with her cell phone, he told authorities.

Some people will just never learn.

Naomi Campbell Image

It gets better from there. The driver eventually stopped the car on the Upper East Side to call 911; that's when Naomi Campbell jumped out of the car and ran!

Cops are presently "looking to speak to her," the report says.

Tuesday evening, Campbell's rep said: "There shouldn't be a rush to judgment. Naomi will cooperate voluntarily. There is more to the story than meets the eye."

Unfortunately for Nae, rushes to judgment have a way of happening when you have a long ass rap sheet for outbursts (or associate with peeps like Chris Brown).

In 2008 she pled guilty to attacking two police officera at London's Heathrow Airport; a year earlier, she got community service for throwing a phone at a maid.

In 2005, an assistant accused her of slapping her and beating her with a Blackberry. In 2000, she pled guilty to a 1998 case involving an old assistant of hers.

Campbell assaulted her with a phone and threatened to throw her out of a car too. Someone needs to have her phone privileges taken away, it sounds like.

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Embroiled in controversy and having completed a second stint in therapy, Tiger Woods is back at his home near Orlando after spending a week in Arizona, reports say.

While he is apparently back at the scene of his infamous car crash Thanksgiving night, wife Elin Woods has apparently rejected his overtures to move back in.

Wonder why.

The world's most famous athlete made headlines for tagging cocktail waitresses near and far. Now the 34-year-old is tagging golf balls at a range in Isleworth, Fla.

Tiger Woods has been trying to get back into a regular fitness routine, a source said, in preparation for his return to golf, which remains a question mark even now.

During his televised public apology speech last month, the golfer vaguely explained that he'd been seeking in-patient therapy "guidance for the issues I'm facing."

NIGHT AND DAY: Will sex fiend Tiger give way to golf champ Tiger?

Tiger crashed his SUV into a tree at the bottom of his driveway on Nov. 27 allegedly after a fight with Elin over news of an extramarital affair with Rachel Uchitel.

Since then, the star admitted numerous infidelities during his five-year marriage, gone almost completely off the grid, and publicly apologized for his behavior.

He announced in December that he was taking an indefinite break  to repair the damage his sex scandal has caused, and offered no golf return date last week.

"As Elin pointed out to me, my real apology to her will come not in the form of words; it will come from my behavior over time," Woods said on February 19.

Over a loooooong period of time, from what we've gathered. The woman may not be ruling out a reconciliation, but Elin is making him work for it. As she should.

Tiger is desperate to salvage his marriage - even getting advice from Presidents past and present - but will he succeed? And when will we see him on the links?

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Poor Blanket. One day, he's being dangled over a balcony by his dad. Then, years later, an older cousin orders a freaking stun gun online to taser the tyke.

Jermaine Jackson's 13-year-old son, Jaafar, ordered a stun gun online, and according to reports, Blanket (a.k.a. Prince Michael Jackson II) was the target.

Prince Michael Jackson Picture

Presumably just as a (horribly misguided) prank? We hope?

Randy Jackson initially said that the gun was confiscated by security when it was delivered three weeks ago and locked up by guardian Katherine Jackson.

TMZ reports that children at the Jackson home were playing with the gun last week, however, specifically using the gun on the second floor of the house.

Security guards on the property were perplexed because they couldn't figure out where the noise was coming from ... nor could they identify the sound.

Late last week, we're told one of the security guards went upstairs and "stopped Jermaine's kids from stunning Blanket." The guard confiscated the gun.

The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services went to the Jackson home in Encino last night, around 10:30, confiscating Jaafar's stun gun.

But sources say the kids have a second gun that DCFS did not recover and is somewhere on the property. DCFS considers this "a very serious situation."

Randy, brother of the late Michael Jackson and Blanket's uncle, says the gun was delivered to the house  weeks ago, only to be intercepted by security.

Katherine Jackson's lawyer, Adam Streisand, claims that Katherine took control of the gun and locked it up, until DCFS took the gun away on Monday.

DCFS conducted interviews last night at the house with Katherine and some of the kids. Michael Jackson's three kids live with her, as do some cousins.

Both Randy and Streisand insist none of the Jackson children ever got hold of the gun, but TMZ's sources inside the DCFS seem to suggest otherwise.

We can't even think of anything to add to this story. We just hope for Blanket's sake - and everyone's - that the weapon was removed and no one hurt.

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Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don't end in penises being posted on Twitter.

Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package, Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today's Tweets.

We can't say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin's penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain:

  1. She definitely posted a picture of someone's penis.
  2. It is not large.

Gross.

Hails Tweets

In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon's (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems:

  • This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He's single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives
  • This is Karma. FYI don't F*ck with fire if you don't want to get Burned, and don't mess with the bull if you don't want the horns
  • Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot
  • Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON"T THINK SO twitterworld!

You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet up a shot of his tiny, stubby penis.

Whether that's really Jon's c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.

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If Lil Wayne thinks arson is the way to delay his prison term, he's probably wasting his efforts. You're gonna have to do the time at some point, dawg!

Just kidding. He had nothing to do with it, but you have to admit, it's pretty funny that Lil Wayne's trip to prison has been delayed a second time now.

All thanks to a fire in the courthouse where he was to appear for sentencing Tuesday. February 9, the rapper got a reprieve because of ... dental work.

That was weird enough. Today, he was inbound on a plane from Miami to New York when a smoky basement fire shut the courthouse down for a day.

It took an hour to control the fire, and five firefighters, two civilians and a prisoner were hurt. No word on which of Weezy's henchmen lit the blaze.

Kidding again.

Lil Wayne is going to jail. One of these days.

Having been convicted on a weapons charge and facing prison time, whenever it happens, Lil Wayne had posted a farewell of sorts Monday on Twitter:

"yesterday i smiled,today i smirked tomorrow i stop.........................thanks all for your thoughts and prayers,they're needed."

Also needed? Punctuation.

The rapper's been hella busy in the weeks leading up to what's expected to be a year in jail, shooting nine videos in a 48-hour stretch at one point.

Lil Wayne’s attorney, Stacey Richman, says he's actually upset about the delay: “Once you make up your mind to do something, you want to do it.”

He also applied that philosophy to Nivea Hamilton... and Lauren London. This prison term is really gonna slow down his rate of knocking up skanks.

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