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At a Los Angeles boutique yesterday, fans lined up for hours to get the autographs of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian.

These total wastes of space sisters signed items in honor of the launch of their new jewelry line "Kardashian Collection by Virgin Saints + Angel."

Such an event got us wondering, WHO THE HECK WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE KARDASHIANS?!?

The siblings are known simply for filming themselves having sex, having a child out of wedlock and marrying a NBA star purely for money and attention. That's it. They offer nothing else to society.

Are we grateful they exist because they make us laugh and look pretty good naked? Of course. But would we waste one nanosecond of our lives waiting to get their autograph? No.

Signing Sisters
  • Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian
  • Hi, Kim and Kourtney!
  • Two!
  • Signing
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Last night on The Hills, it became clear that Spencer Pratt is losing it. Sad about the show ending? Getting increasingly desperate for anything that makes news?

Either/or. In any case, they are supposedly hoarders now.

For the very first time (not that anyone wondered), Heidi and Spencer are letting us into their “unkempt and unsafe home” in Pacific Palisades via Life & Style.

According to sources, Speidi has been residing in this place, not their luxurious Hollywood home as seen on The Hills, for the last few months. And it's gross.

A source supposedly close to the couple claims: “The living room is filled with Spencer’s mess, which Heidi often has to clean up. Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in."

LOL. Spencer and his crystals. Soon it'll be crystal meth.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are Tools

CELEBRITY HOARDERS: Whether that's true or not, Spencer and Heidi Pratt are growing increasingly ridiculous, even by their standards. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

If that doesn't sound unbearable enough to you, Spencer himself reveals that the couple are not living alone in squalor. They have a roommate! Pratt explains:

“It’s true, I have a Marine in the house. He’s helping me write a script."

Mmmkay. He adds: "And yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures.”

No word on what those are. But clearly, one of his tried-and-true ventures - making up ridiculous stories to feed to Life & Style for free PR - is still effective.

It's certainly a lot cheaper than paying to have the face/body of Heidi Montag consistently altered, too. Gossip is harmless. Keep up the good work, man.

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Various versions of GQ are doing their best to satisfy both genders this week.

First, we happily published photos of Robert Pattinson from South Africa's edition of this magazine.

Now, Germany's GQ has one-upped that R. Patt pictorial with three magical words: Christina Aguilera nude. The singer covers that publication (with a strategically-placed hand and thigh) in the buff...

Aguilera has catapulted herself back on to the musical scene. Following a couple years off, dedicating herself to motherhood, the singer has returned with a new single, a new album... and her old, sexy persona.

We speak for men around the world when we saw: welcome back, Xtina!

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Embattled NFL legend Lawrence Taylor plans to claim masturbation was all that went on in the Holiday Inn room where he's accused of raping a teen hooker.

LT's 16-year-old accuser says he was in the room, which he won't deny. But his lawyer says there was no sexual intercourse, an element of third degree rape.

As a source put it, LT engaged in a "masturbatory act" and that's it.

According to New York law, "A person is guilty of rape in the third degree when s/he engages in sexual intercourse with another person less than 17 years old."

But if there was no boning, as he says, was a crime still committed?

Intercourse or not, Lawrence Taylor is accused of disgusting behavior.

Interestingly ... in the criminal complaint against the alleged pimp, Rasheed Davis, authorities allege Taylor engaged in "sex acts" with the teenage accuser.

There is no mention of sexual intercourse, which is required for the charge levied against Taylor, who was arrested and charged with raping her last week.

As for the condom allegedly found in Taylor's Suffern, N.Y., hotel room?

Taylor's lawyers will argue the condom wasn't his and he didn't use it. His lawyer, Arthur Aidala, has denied any sex between Taylor and the girl happened.

Will this argument hold water with a jury? Sadly, we may find out ...

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Jessica Simpson has landed a gig on Entourage. As herself. Not sure if she can handle that kind of acting pressure, but we're very happy for her!

The singer will appear on an upcoming episode, her rep confirmed.

According to reports, the cast will sit around ogling Jessica Simpson pictures. Just kidding. She'll be "caught between Ari [Jeremy Piven] and another agent."

Seems filming went well.

"I have the utmost respect for the entire cast and crew of Entourage!" Simpson Twittered. "Thank you for making the past 2 days memorable :)

What's left of Jessica Simpson's career is at least nice to look at.

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Who would have thought that filming yourself having sex with another man, and then shopping this tape for profit, would endanger your marriage?!?

Not Kendra Wilkinson certainly.

She's reportedly "heading for a split" with husband Hank Baskett, following this month's revelations that she a) made a sex tape in 2005 and b) tried to peddle it herself before c) agreeing to do a cover story for OK! Weekly about it just to garner publicity for its sale.

Ah, the life of a talentless Playboy model.

Headed for Splitsville?

According to Radar Online, Kendra's partner on the tape was a dude named Justin. He dated Kendra between the pair's high school graduation in the spring of 2003 to the time she moved into the Playboy Mansion.

In 2008, Wilkinson formed a company and tried to sell the video herself. Such news has made "Hank totally upset and embarrassed," a source told Life & Style. "He's so angry."

The same insider says Baskett may pretend to be supportive in public, but actually fears the scandal may affect his NFL future.

"The main reason he's embarrassed is his team's [possible] reaction," added the souce. "He needs to concentrate on his career right now, and this just creates more distractions for him."

Baskett's performance in Super Bowl XLIV, where he dropped an onside kick that led to a Saints touchdown, may prove more problematic to any potential suitors than the fact he's married to an attention whore. Anyone with E! already knew that anyway.

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The soon-to-be-divorced Tiger Woods may be ready for the swingin' single life again, but he'll have to do it without his swing coach, Hank Haney.

Hank Haney gave the disgraced golfer his resignation Monday, and rumors are flying as to  the real reason behind the tutor's sudden departure.

A source close to Haney says that he had to discontinue working with Woods after six years together he has “no regard for a person like that.”

In a statement, Haney told the Golf Channel he's had great times working for Woods, who's out with a bulging disk, but feels it's his time to move on.

Why, he did not say.

Tiger Woods has been dumped by Hank Haney. Will Elin follow?

Amid reports of a Tiger Woods divorce being filed any day now, once terms are worked out in private with Elin, his coach's exit came without explanation.

The source fills in the blanks though:

"Hank is a very proper person. He is a good and moral man and very private. He’s been horrified by the revelations that have come out regarding Tiger."

“Hank doesn’t want to be mixed up in that kind of, you know, whatever’s going on. Tiger’s not turning it around, maybe he’s not trying hard. I don’t know!"

Neither do we, source. Neither do we.

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It's spreading, people. Can you feel it? Can you smell it? Can you taste it? (You wish, ladies!)

The latest victim of Bieber Fever is the queen of daytime television herself, Oprah Winfrey. She had Justin Bieber on her show yesterday and seemed legitimately smitten with the 16-year old superstar.

Not to the point where Stedman (or Miley Cyrus?) should get jealous, but Oprah was clearly taken with the Biebs. Check out their interview now, as we learn what time Justin must put away his computer and what punishment befalls him if he ever acts out:

From there, a VERY lucky girl got the chance of a lifetime: she also interviewed Bieber.

Asking questions such as whether or not Justin gets nervous on stage, the young woman herself looked surprisingly calm in the face of such cutness. Watch below.

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Another season of The Bachelorette is officially upon us, and with it, another shocking scandal - and obligatory Bachelorette spoilers giving it away beforehand.

Naturally, one suitor of Ali Fedotowsky is singled out immediately as this season's Mr. There for the Wrong Reasons. You all must be familiar with the old adage:

There's one in every group of reality TV fame whores.

The guy in question Justin Rego, a pro wrestler with the stage name Rated-R. Really. Dude even wore a shirt with "Rated-R" across the chest when he met Ali.

Rihanna is rolling in her grave right now.

Apparently, Justin Rego's day of reckoning comes when Jessica Spillas contacts Ali Fedotowsky through Jessie Sulidis - who outed Rozlyn Papa on The Bachelor.

Confused yet?

Cute New Bachelorette

Ali Fedotowsky beware: One of your suitors has ulterior motives!

Spillas informs Ali Fedotowsky that she's Rego's girlfriend, and knew about and supported his decision to do The Bachelorette in order to further his career.

The reason Jessica Spillas comes forward? She discovers that Rego had been seeing another woman as well. Might as well humiliate that a$$ on television.

Needless to say, Ali is repulsed by this and Rated-R, who as of June 14 has advanced three episodes and sparked rage among the guys, gets booted. Brutal.

Our man Reality Steve has more details, but that's the gist. Aside from this scandal, bank on more trumped-up drama from the creative ABC writing staff.

Thanks to him, we've even got the skinny on what's to come at the FINAL ROSE CEREMONY, including who Ali does and does not pick at season's end.

Follow the jump for tons more Bachelorette spoilers from the season, from the full list of cast members to the order they're knocked off and much more ...

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While it's possible Breaking Dawn may be filmed without Kellan Lutz or Ashley Greene, Twilight Saga fans can at least rest assured:

Robert Pattinson isn't going anywhere.

In fact, he'll soon be popping up everywhere, making the media rounds in anticipation of the June 30 Eclipse premiere. Look for Robert, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner to appear on Oprah tomorrow.

But look no further to simply gawk at Pattinson. He covers the latest issue of South Africa GQ, as does this breaking news: BEIGE IS BACK.

South Africa GQ Cover
  • Photo from GQ
  • So Darn Handsome

Click to enlarge, and drool over, these photos of Robert Pattinson.

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