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It is only fitting that Nicole Richie, who just became a mom for the second time, took to Twitter to tweet for joy about her new baby bird ... er, boy, Sparrow.

After the birth of their son yesterday Nicole and fiance Joel Madden each went online to express their love for themselves publicity Twitter itself their child.

"What a great day to come back on Twitter," Nicole wrote, somehow without sarcasm. "Thank you everyone for your well wishes. I love my family!!"

That's good. We wouldn't have believed it, and it probably wouldn't even be true if she hadn't written about it online for 639,351 of her closest friends.

Joel also lamely Twittered props to his son: "1st day of his life & my son is already a trending topic on twitter. That's right son, ur just like your old man."

We're happy the baby is healthy and all, guys, but get a life. Go hang out with Sparrow. Occasional updates are great, but so is the idea of moderation.

Is the nanny busy caring for the baby while you Twitter about it?

Harlow has yet to welcome Sparrow to the world on Twitter. Get on it, girl!

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According to Kim Kardashian, there's one thing she loves more than attention:

Her sisters.

Kim Kardashian Naked Photo

For that reason, the publicity hound is fighting back against a tabloid feature that she and her family may very well have put out there to begin with.

In the latest issue of Star, the magazine screams that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are "AT WAR!" The cover story goes on to detail the "catfights, jealous fits and trash talk" that go on between the siblings.

The Week in Celebrity Gossip: The Kardashians might be at war. And Rachel Artz might be giving Chris Ivery a look at her anatomy!

On her official blog, Kim denied all such accusations, writing: 

If my sisters and I have cat fights they are 100% playful, sisterly fights!! You've seen how we tease each other on the show, and how we joke around on Twitter... it's what sisters do!!! There's no war here, people! I'm so grateful to have my sisters around me and I know we'll always support each other no matter what!

Knowing the Kardashians enjoy tabloid coverage almost as much as they like sex tapes, would anyone be shocked if the family planted this story, simply to debunk it later on and then receive sympathy from fans?

After all, as Sarah Palin is yet to learn when it comes to Levi Johnston comments, the best way to ensure that a story dies is simply to ignore it. Instead, Kim actually posted this cover shot on her popular website.

Something smells fishier than a vulva infected with bacterial vaginosis.

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For those of you who may be devastated and on the verge of plunging into deep existential crises after your faith in love was irreparably shaken, good news:

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman are still together. Exhale with us now.

Jon took the time to make it known that despite reports to the contrary, he and new girlfriend Hailey Glassman - a.k.a. Jon's soul mate - are going strong.

"We're together and happy as ever," the player revealed today.

"In fact, [Hailey] is with me in Pennsylvania for the first time!"

Gotta introduce the kids to their new mom at some point, right?

Jon Gosselin, Hailey Glassman Picture

Jon Gosselin spoke to E! News today, Hailey Glassman by his side.

Both were in good spirits and laughing about a new celeb gossip story claiming that Hailey put the kibosh on the romance because of Jon's alleged cheating.

Not the case. Despite rumors of Jon hooking up with a bevy of mediocre girls, he's a one-woman man. And he loves her more than he ever did his ex-wife.

So he said this week in a bitter, no-holds-barred interview this week with ABC's Good Morning America and Primetime in which he did not mince words.

Among other choice sound bites, Jon said, in no uncertain terms: "I despise Kate." The kids will love that in a few years when they discover the Google.

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What's the next best thing to Robert Pattinson nude?

Okay, it's Robert Pattinson shirtless.

But what's the next best thing after this that will satisfy Twilight Saga fans? That's easy:

An adult film actor pretending to be Pattinson's Edward Cullen and making love on camera to a faux Bella Swan.

That's exactly what fans can expect in This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody, a pornographic movie that officially proves Twlight has gone mainstream. The flick will be released on October 15.

Which movie are you more likely to see?

Taking over the role of Bella from Kristen Stewart will be Jenna Haze, the Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards. She has anchored such mature fare as Spunk'd 6, Load Warrios and This Ain't the Munsters XXX.

For the record, the first 29 installments of This Ain't the Munsters were much better.

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Jessica Simpson is desperately trying to get back in John Mayer's pants, if you believe the new cover of In Touch. Which you shouldn't, but hey, they printed it.

According to the poor man's OK! Magazine, Jessica wants to reunite with the douchebag after Tony Romo shattered her life by dumping her a few months ago.

Jess Simps

She had "her whole future planned out" with Tony and wanted him to marry her. But then on the night before her birthday in July, everything fell apart. Sniff.

Now he's with Candice Crawford, sister of Gossip Girl star Chace, and even brings her to some of the same restaurants in Dallas he and Jessica used to hit.

“She can’t believe it,” an insider tells the mag. “Even if she doesn’t want Tony back, no one wants to see their ex moving on with a hotter, younger girl.”

DESPERATE HOOKUP: John Mayer definitely qualifies as such.

The fact that Nick Lachey got back together with Vanessa Minnillo hasn't helped Jessica's mindset either. She's becoming Jennifer Aniston-style pathetic.

While Jessica’s "career is going great" - apparently In Touch is stuck in 2003 here - her personal life "is kind of a disaster." At least they got that right.

“This couldn’t have come at a worse time for Jessica,” the friend of hers adds. “It’s opened up a lot of old wounds. She’s pretty insecure about herself."

That insecurity that has led Jessica "down a dangerous path of desperation and loneliness," as she's been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer.

Supposedly.

We'll set the over-under on how long it takes the douchebag to deny this on Twitter at two hours, since he Googles himself so often. This morning, he denied a similar rumor about himself - that Kristin Cavallari was playing his meat bugle.

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Jennifer Aniston just cannot catch a break with all the bogus celeb gossip stories about her being pathetic and miserable that are printed these days.

Not can she catch a break in love. Girl is just so lonely!

In a a revealing new interview, Aniston professes to E! News that all stories about her are lies. Seriously, they're all untrue, every last word of them.

Even her most recent Elle interview, which her own best friend and producing partner conducted. The entire gist of the thing was off base dammit!

"It's just their headline of 'Lonely Girl' that's sort of bull$h!t," Aniston says. "I agreed to do it because how many times have I done an interview - every time - and you're misquoted and stupid sound bites get taken out of context."

"All of that still happened with this. It's unavoidable."

Still, the unlucky-in-love star keeps an positive outlook.

"I'm not upset about it," she says. "I just find it funny."

What we find funny is that Jen volunteers relationship advice more than just about any other celebrity. That's like Mischa Barton teaching cooking!

Check out a clip of Jennifer Anniston's interview with E! ...

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This might explain why Miley Cyrus always flashes two fingers at photographers...

According to sources on the set of the Sex and the City sequel, the Disney star will make a cameo in the highly-anticipated comedy. A script page has even blocked out October 16 as the day Cyrus will shoot.

“They’ve asked her,” said an insider. “But she hasn’t confirmed. Right now, they’re just holding the space for her.”

So Peaceful

Anything involving sex seems to be right up Miley Cyrus' alley. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

What role might Miley play in the movie, which will be released on May 28, 2010?

Shots of Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker confirm that the quartet of main characters flashes back to the 1980s at one point in the story. Could Cyrus play a younger version of Charlotte? They have a similar hair color.

Then again, perhaps she'll simply appear as a stripper in a club. Everyone knows she has experience in that area.

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Following his instant-classic "You Lie!" outburst last night, U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson has sparked widespread discussion and even inspired a website in his (dis)honor.

The South Carolina Republican is the subject of a new site called Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition, a reference to the controversial health care issue.

It was President Barack Obama's health care speech that caused Wilson to heckle him last night, shouting at him and earning headlines and criticism.

With the tagline "You dissed America; we'll dis you right the f**k back," the new site takes funny shots at the Congressman with each click of the mouse.

Some of them are just amusing, sort of like reverse "Chuck Norris facts." Joe Wilson is totally "that guy" we all hate. For example, the site claims that:

  • Joe Wilson hit on your mom
  • Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
  • Joe Wilson yells 'Free Bird' at concerts
  • Joe Wilson didn't refill your Brita pitcher
  • Joe Wilson farted during your wedding vows
  • Joe Wilson talks on his Blackberry during your favorite movie
  • Joe Wilson swapped the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote

Yep. Joe Wilson is totally that guy.

Some of the Joe Wilson "facts" directly address the health care crisis and his rude outburst, however. A few examples of more serious criticism ...

  • Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
  • Joe Wilson claims your sick child is faking
  • Joe Wilson thinks you are too stupid to actually read the bill
  • Joe Wilson canceled your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
  • Joe Wilson doesn't respect the constitution of the United States
  • Joe Wilson distracted you from one of the most important speeches by an American President in the last 20 years

What do you think? Was Joe Wilson right to speak his mind or out of line to heckle the Prez during his speech? Whose side are you on?

 

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Reality star Tila Tequila said (via her Twitter page of course) that she will meet with the San Diego County District Attorney's office on Friday.

The D.A. is reviewing reports regarding the assault she alleges was committed against her by Shawne Merriman, her NFL star boyfriend, early Sunday.

Tila Tequila accuses the Chargers linebacker of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave his suburban San Diego home.

She signed a citizen's arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment, both felonies, and was hospitalized. No charges were filed.

Shawne Merriman says he was protecting Tequila, who he says was drinking and intended to drive home. "I was concerned about her welfare," he said.

Merriman also that he wants to clear "his name" and "put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers."

A Shot at Tequila

Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman offer differing accounts.

Tequila, whose real name is Tila Nguyen, has denied Merriman's claims that she was drunk at the time, even claiming she is "allergic to alcohol."

The Tweets from Tequila's account this morning said "I will never be a VICTIM of anything. So when someone lays a hand on me then lies. Its on."

She followed that up with more than 30 updates in the next hour, including accusing Merriman of lying in his statements to the media about her.

"Damage control. Blame Tila. Make her look bad. Send it out to the media so they don't [sic] believe her! Quick! Cover it up!," Tila Tequila Twittered.

A San Diego County spokesman said the DA's office can reject the accusations, or refer them to the San Diego City Attorney's Office for consideration.

Whose side are you on?

 

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Ian Somerhalder appeared on MTV's It's On with Alexa Chung this week.

During the interview, the actor was asked about The Vampire Diaries and whether or not there's room in pop culture for more pretend blood suckers. His short answer? Yes. His reasoning? Find out below:

Chung also compared Somerhalder to one younger actor (Chace Crawford) and old older actor (Rob Lowe). We're sure The CW would be thrilled if viewers agree, considering it airs both Gossip Girl and The Vampire Diaries.

Let's take a look at the trio of stars...

A Tasty Chacer

See any resemblances?

As you ponder that question, follow this article's jump for another sexy Vampire Diaries poster.

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