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Nick Jonas turns 17 years old today.

Still not old enough to legally vote, purchase pornography or fight in a war, the young stud muffin is plenty mature enough to elicit screams from every female fan he encounters.

The possible future President of the United States has been speaking out on behalf of diabetes awareness for months, an admirable issue that has raised Nick beyond the status of mere pop singer.

It's also served as a distraction from Miley Cyrus, who continues to play with Jonas' heart. We have no idea how the Hannah Montana star isn't making an all-out play for this hunk. Just look at him!

Send Nick your birthday wishes right now and enjoy the following, adorable photo montage in his honor...

Mobbed by Fans

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You know you're a player when you're romantically linked to Scheana Marie, Kristin Cavallari, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston in the span of a few months and are probably nailing none of the above. But it's believable!

According to Life & Style, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been up to their old tricks again and are "spending a lot of quality time together."

Mmm. We all know what "spending a lot of quality time together" means. It means this celebrity gossip magazine is just plain making stuff up.

An insider says that three days prior to Jen's dinner date with co-star and rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler, she and John went out on a date.

With Courtney Cox and her husband. What's she thinking letting Jen associate with this douchebag? We thought they were friends. So sad.

Janiston

John Mayer sure does get around, at least in magazines' imaginations.

“Jen’s trying to get their relationship back on its feet, so it was a big step. And Courteney is open-minded. All she wants is for Jen to be happy."

And her solution is a double-date with John Mayer? This smells fishier than Lindsay Lohan after ... oh forget it, we don't need to go there now.

The insider adds, “He has a bad reputation with women, but Jen sees John as a sensitive guy who’s pretty much has the key to her heart.”

Jen would likely call BS on this story if she weren't too busy lying in bed eating ice cream at home, lamenting how lonely and pathetic she is.

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Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey sort-of-fame gave birth to another baby girl on Monday at Hackensack Hospital in New Jersey.

Her name? Audriana. Yes, think Audrina Patridge and Adriana Lima combined.

Aside from her name, Audriana is healthy, weighing in at 7 lbs. and 10 oz.

"Teresa, her husband Joe and their girls are doing great," a rep from Bravo, which airs the classy Real Housewives franchise, said in a statement.

Teresa Giudice has become a mother for the fourth time.

New Jersey's favorite mom already has three daughters with her husband Joe. We're happy they are welcoming another into their stable home.

Congratulations to the pair on the birth of Audriana, who will no doubt grow up, Google her mom and see her famous table-flipping freak out.

Heck, let's relive it again right here for good measure!

On the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale, Giudice absolutely flipped her $h!t - and flipped a table - at "prostitution whore" Danielle Staub ...

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There are hilariously awful celebrity makeovers (hello, Stephanie Pratt!) and there are solid, necessary ones (looking good, Susan Boyle!).

Then, there are the changes undergone by writer/director Diablo Cody, which can only be described as: WTF?!?

With less make-up and shorter, spikier, blonder hair, the Juno scribe might look better these days, but she also looks like a completely different person.

See for yourself:

Diablo Cody Photo

Which Diablo Cody do you prefer: The tattoed rebel, or the classy preppy?

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Ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton is alleged to be flaking on more business commitments and angering people in the process. Anyone else here totally surprised?

The only thing that we're surprised by is the continued existence of Paris Hilton’s celebrity “career.” Seriously, why can't and won't she go away forever?

She doesn't keep things interesting with late night meltdowns like Lindsay Lohan or konstantly kreate "news" like Kim Kardashian. She's just kinda there.

Which makes the news that Paris Hilton faces legal action in Germany for not turning up to events she’s being paid a fortune to do even more incredible.

A Paris Pic

What was she possibly doing instead? Doug Reinhardt, apparently.

Paris - with her loser BF in tow - reportedly pulled out of a series of events in Frankfurt over the weekend and instead refused to leave her hotel room.

We just hope Doug Reinhardt pulled out in said hotel room. The last thing we need are more rich, useless little ho-tel heiresses running around. God.

“Paris Hilton has dishonored all appointments and contracts - the dinner with 18 high-ranking guests, the appearance at the bar," says Michael Marx.

"We are deeply disappointed."

Hey, these things happen when you're Paris Hilton. Deal.

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By a 240-179 vote, the U.S. House of Representatives passed a resolution of disapproval against Rep. Joe Wilson, the South Carolina Republican who yelled during President Barack Obama's health care address to Congress last week.

This effectively does nothing, only proves, via an official roll call, that a majority of the U.S. House thinks Joe Wilson is a jackass. Gotta love politics.

Bitterly divided along party lines, the House rebuked him for shouting "You lie!" at the President during his speech last Wednesday on national TV.

The rare resolution of disapproval was pushed through by Democrats insisting that Wilson had violated basic rules of decorum and civility that night.

Republicans dismissed the vote as a political witch hunt and a waste of precious time and taxpayers' money. Hard to argue with the former at least.

Joe Wilson called the White House to apologize after the incident, and said the president "graciously accepted my apology and the issue is over."

Joe Wilson has been rebuked. This does nothing, but it's funny!

Republicans agreed, but several Democrats pressed the issue.

"The resolution is not about the substance of an issue but about the conduct we expect of one another," said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md).

Wilson's "You lie" outburst came as Obama said illegal immigrants would not be eligible for federal subsidies to purchase health insurance under his plan.

Democrats say their proposals prohibit undocumented immigrants from getting assistance. Republicans say we need stronger verification requirements.

Whose side are you on?

 

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One stars on Gossip Girl, the other quit The Hills in part because of the gossipy spread by Speidi (those losers).Both wore the same top to the same fashion show!

Faux pas or just plain gorgeous?

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

As you can see, Lauren Conrad and Michelle Trachtenberg arrived in a Rebecca Minkoff polka-dot top and skinny black bottoms to the designer's presentation.

Who do you think looked better? Vote below!

Who looked finer during Fashion Week?

 

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They are two of the most divisive celebrities alive.

Just uttering the names "Kim Kardashian" and "Ashlee Simpson-Wentz" is sure to elicit strong opinions, either for or against, from a number of individuals.

But we're not here to argue over which of these stars is less talented and/or more annoying. We're here to compare their similar fashion senses.

Both the sex tape star and the Melrose Place star were spotted in the same Nuj Novakhett dress over the last few weeks. Contrast the looks below and then vote in our poll:

Kim vs. Ashlee

Who wears this dress better?

 

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Did you really think Miley Cyrus would remain silent about the Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident at Sunday night's Video Music Awards?

It's a story that draws attention to anyone that comments on it. With that in mind, Cyrus touched on a number of subjects from the event during an interview with Z100 in Portland:

On Beyonce: I heard Beyonce's performance was off the chain. People said, like, that it was so perfect, you don't know how it was real.

On Lady GaGa's performance: That's why people love her! Because you never know, like, what she's gonna do and something unique. There's no one like her. She's bigger than life. Same thing as Beyonce. That's why you want to to watch them. They're so unique.

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  • Miley in Concert

On Kanye West acting like a jackass: It's what he does it for. He does it for press. Don't feed into it. He's gonna get what he wants by getting to be in tabloids because of that. His apologies are just because he's getting flak for it.

If she were Taylor Swift: I'd tell him to get off the stage. It's her moment. For those times that you are able to tell your speech, you do it. And it's disrespectful as an artist and I know he even said his family would not be happy if someone did that to them.

Watch Miley try to, like, form a coherent thought in the video of the full interview below:

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Michael Vick has struck again.

Fortunately, no pitbulls were injured as a result of the latest news surrounding Vick; just a Bunny and her husband.

Vick was taken off the Philadelphia Eagles exempt list today, meaning the team had to make room for the quarterback on its 53-man roster. The player cut by the squad? Mr. Kendra Wilkinson himself, Hank Baskett.

A wide receiver, Baskett is now free to catch on with any team in the NFL. Perhaps Philly's division rival, the New York Giants, could use his services.

That club recently lost wideout Hakeem Nicks to an injury. Moreover, Hank has extensive experience playing with giants. (That was a reference to Kendra's large boobs!)

Hank Baskett is now a statistic. He joins the rising ranks of America's unemployed.

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