Don't worry, Karrine Steffans, we haven't forgotten about you.

The woman behind "Confessions of a Video Vixen," hasn't been heard from in awhile. After all, she hasn't broken up Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's marriage in months.

But the video music star/dancer has a new book out, one chock full of salacious new stories of her (numerous) sexy romps.

"The Vixen Diaries" is billed as a self-help book for some reason. But it still mentions her naked time with actors and musicians such Jamie Foxx, Bobby Brown and Bill Maher.

Moreover, Steffans assures readers she did not break up the unions of Brown and Houston... or Halle Berry and Eric Benet... or Chris Rock and Malaak Rock. She doesn't exactly explain just why these endless rumors began in the first place, however.

In closing, Karrine dedicated to book to Maher, who she refers to as "the love of my life." And Lord knows she's had many to choose from.

Despite scenes of the couple registering for silverware on Monday night's episode of The Hills, the great Spencer Pratt says that a wedding gift registry currently bearing his name on the Internet is, sadly, not his.

"While a couple can never have enough cheese serving sets, sadly, that's not our registry," the pimply one told Us Weekly.

Yes, apparently some prankster is registering for $425 Tiffany & Co. silver salt and pepper shakers, among other lame things, in the names of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Not surprisingly, though, guests don't seem to be in a giving mood, as none of the items on the list have been purchased.

Maybe at some point, Spencer Pratt will actually tell his parents that he's going to get married to Heidi Montag. That is, if this is not all a huge sham.

If they do post their real registry online, maybe Spencer can try to get family and friends to help defray the cost of Heidi's plastic surgery, or help him buy a ring that's not a knockoff. Or help him by some anti-acne cream. We could go on.

After more than a year of coy answers from Ashlee Simpson regarding her May 2006 plastic surgery, in which she got a new face nose, her pimp father, Crazy Joe Simpson has finally confirmed that his daughter went under the knife.

In an interview with Fox News, Joe says he had no control over Ashlee Simpson's decision to undergo rhinoplasty.

"Girls have their own ideas," he shrugged. "Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured."

Joe, who also serves as manager to Ashlee, 22, and older sister Jessica Simpson, 27, credits good parenting as the reason his daughters haven't gone absolutely bonkers the way of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears.

Joe Simpson and his cash cows daughters.

"We have a real family," he said. "You can't just put these kids out in the world on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her."

In other words, don't expect to see Jessica Simpson nude anytime soon. And then there was the matter of Ashlee's Saturday Night Live debacle.

"She'd lost her voice, and Jordan Schur [the head of her record label] insisted she lip-synch," he said. "She'd never done it before. She didn't want to do it. Anyway, she'll never do it again. We just did a huge tour, and there was no lip-synching."

The former Baptist minister also denies claims that he's a controlling father. "I don't tell my girls who to date or marry or what to do."

He also has no hard feelings against former son-in-law Nick Lachey, even in spite of the sexual photo scandal involving Nick and Vanessa Minnillo.

"I have nothing at all against Nick," Joe Simpson said. "But they got married very young. I told Jessica, 'You're going to hit an age when it's all going to be clear to you â€" life that is â€" and you'll know what you want to do.'"

Joe Simpson added: "I do blame 50 percent of their break-up on the media."

Assuming you've stopped laughing after the series premiere of Reaper - and you're welcome for that suggestion, by the way - take a look at the television match-up on tap for tonight:

In one corner, we have Michelle Ryan and Bionic Woman. A remake of a hit series from the 1970s, this action-packed drama stars the British actress as a newly robotic fighting machine. And if that weren't enough to entice viewers, there's a special guest star appearing for few episodes:

Isaiah Washington.

We wonder which sexual preference he'll insult this time.

Opposing Bionic Woman at 9 p.m. tonight (it's a good thing they make DVRs now, huh?) is Private Practice, the Grey's Anatomy spin-off starring Kate Walsh.

It looks to be a bit more comedic than its predecessor, but don't worry, ladies, there' still a round of McHotties to keep you interested. Taye Diggs and Tim Daly are pieces of eye candy that are just about as tasty as they come.

You can't see Michelle Ryan nude or Kate Walsh nude tonight. But you can see these actresses star in their hit new shows.

Katie Couric is known for being a trustworthy news source.

But her daughters, Ellie and Carrie, appear to really be in the know when it comes to the boob tube.

"They watch The O.C.," Couric told People magazie. "They're very excited about Gossip Girl. I don't think they pay a lot of attention to the news right now. They're 16 and 11."

These insightful words came Tuesday at Washington, D.C.'s National Press Club to veteran journalist and scholar Marvin Kalb. Couric said of her daughters:

"They do watch my broadcast occasionally. I give them a pop quiz when I come home for dinner."

Overall, the CBS news anchor is afraid she isn't being taken seriously due to the nature of some of her past Today segments.

"Suddenly when I was put in a format where it was [not] personality-driven at all, I think it was a bit of an adjustment for people."

The rumors are true: Usher and Tameka Foster are going to have a boy.

So, what is the singer looking forward to the most about being a father?

"I just want my son to fully be coherent and to be healthy, first and foremost," he told People at the Usher for Men and Usher for Women fragrance launch party at Cipriani in Manhattan.

"I've found that it is a step-by-step process. You can wish for a million and one things. But I hope that my son has the same energy I had as a child," Usher added. "Hopefully, he won't be as bad as me. I hope that he's just a healthy son."

Meanwhile, many haters fans are wondering what the state of Usher's new bride happens to be? The reply: Foster is feeling "beautiful," but is having odd cravings, just like Halle Berry.

"I eat ice all day," she said. "It's a weird thing. I love it. Now I'm thinking about ice. I want to find some ice."

Maybe Gabriel Aubry can pick her up a bag or six dozen.

Unlike Heidi Montag, someone's nose is growing.

When celebrity news reporters broached the topic of romance rumors between two stars of Heroes - Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere - all they got were emphatic lies denials.

A co-star of Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia quickly shot down the recent rumblings (as well as a video closely analyzed by fans) that the 18-year-old actress and her 30-year-old co-star were excitedly, undeniably getting busy on the dance floor.

"Let's just end it here. The rumor is not true," co-star James Kyson Lee, who plays Ando, said to People at Tuesday's Lift Up America Meet Me in Miami premiere in Hollywood.

Riiiiiiight. And O.J. Simpson didn't not not kill nobody!

James Kyson Lee added about the romance talk:

"I think we were just surprised because they're 12 years apart - for people to even conceive that... I know there have been a lot of jokes, Hayden turning 18 and whatnot. At some point, you just have to let it go, and respect their privacy."

Mmm hmm. Expect us never to start rumors based on video evidence - he's all over her in the damn video - about celebrities ever again at T.H. Gossip.

Remember Trishelle Cannatella from Real World: Las Vegas? You know, the promiscuous airhead who was rarely seen with a full set of clothing on?

Well, here's something as shocking as Brad Womack not wearing a shirt: pictures of Trishelle naked!

In an attempt to extend her 15 minutes of reality TV fame even longer, the former MTV star is baring it all.

Hey, it's worked for Holly Madison, right? That blonde has made a career, and relationship, out of being naked.

Sorry, Trishelle, but you have a long way to go in the nude world before you're on par with another former Real World star. Remember: Tonya Cooley has done porn.

"U and ur hand" might be taking on new meaning for Pink's husband.

Reports out of Sin City say the marriage between Pink and Carey Hart may be fading to black. Or the rocks. Experiencing turbulence. And then some.

Although the singer's husband of 21 months, a motocross star, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal in August that "everything's fine" between them, celebrity gossip sites have run amok with rumors of the couple's itching to ditch their union.

"We're just not getting along anymore. We each need some more space. We need our distance. It's not like it was when we first started," Pink was heard telling friends on September 14 at West Hollywood hot spot Eleven.

Pink isn't wearing a wedding ring in this photo, taken September 19 in L.A.

Additionally, a pal of Carey Hart reportedly told Us Weekly that "Carey is tired of her always accusing him of cheating, and he's getting fed up with the constant arguing. He says he cannot deal anymore. It's his decision to put an end to this. They are 100 percent getting a divorce."

Pink's rep, for the record, calls the report "complete bullsh!t."

Already looking at a steep federal prison term for bankrolling a dogfighting ring, Michael Vick now faces state charges that could get him more prison time.

His likeness has also been made into a dog chew toy product by a pet product manufacturer, which plans to donate proceeds from sales to charity.

After a Surry County, Va., grand jury indicted the Atlanta Falcons QB and three co-defendants Tuesday, Vick's lawyers indicated they will fight the state charges, saying he can't be convicted twice for the same crime.

The NFL star, scheduled for sentencing December 10 after pleading guilty to the federal dogfighting conspiracy charges, faces state charges of beating or killing or causing dogs to fight other dogs and engaging in or promoting dogfighting.

Meanwhile, some dogs filed suit against Vick last week as well. Their lawyers did, anyway. The canines themselves would no doubt enjoy a little taste of revenge, however... even if that taste is really just cheap plastic. See below.

The proceeds from sales of this $10.99 effigy of Michael Vick will be donated to animal charities. Here's what the makers of the toy say:

"Michael Vick's Dog Chew Toy is made of state of the art material. The Vick's Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge every breed. Especially pit bulls."

The grand jury declined to indict Michael Vick and two co-defendants on eight additional counts of killing or causing to be killed a companion animal, felonies that would have exposed them to as many as 40 years in prison.

Vick's attorney, Billy Martin, said the counts concern "the same conduct covered by the federal indictment ... for which Mr. Vick already accepted responsibility."

Martin said he will "aggressively protect his rights to ensure that he is not held accountable for the same conduct twice."

But Vick was convicted of a federal conspiracy count while the state of Virginia's indictment deals with the act of dog fighting, said Steven Benjamin, a Richmond defense lawyer who is not involved in the case.

In pleading guilty to the federal charges last month, Vick admitted helping kill six to eight dogs, among other stuff. He faces up to five years in the can. No word on whether O.J. Simpson could somehow become his cell mate.