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Great news for Jon Gosselin: he'll soon have more time on his hands to flirt with anyone with boobs and possibly get into Las Vegas threesomes.

The attention-starved, vagina-hungry father of eight has officially been axed from the TLC series that made him famous, as the network announced this morning the show would only feature Kate Gosselin.

As of November 2, it will be titled Kate Plus 8.

"Given Jon's recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on," a source told People.

Hello? Major Douchebag Here

After Jon and Kate announced plans to separate in June, the series took a six-week hiatus and returned on August 3 to just 4.3 million viewers. Since then, Jon has gone public with his relationship with Hailey Glassman and said he despises his ex-wife.

"Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family," TLC president Eileen O’Neill said in a statement. "The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers."

Moreover, O'Neill implies, Jon Gosselin is a giant douchebag.

Will you watch Kate Plus 8?

 

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Are you ready for the next chapter to begin, Twilight Saga fans?

Earlier today, Summit Entertainment released the latest trio of New Moon posters, each featuring the tagline: The Next Chapter Begins.

While not as hot as the series of New Moon set photos leaked online earlier this month, the promo pics below feature all the key players in the upcoming movie.

There's Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson as Bella and Edward, respectively; Taylor Lautner leading the Wolfpack as Jacob; and a red-eyed Dakota Fanning standing in front of the Volturi. Click on each for a larger version...

Which new poster is your favorite?

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A few days ago, in front of thousands of audience members, Miley Cyrus pretended to get railed from behind on stage.

The pop icon will continue this sexual theme in a few months, as the rumors of a cameo in the May 2010 Sex and the City sequel have been confirmed by GossipCop.com.

According to that website, Cyrus appears in one scene, donning the same outfit to a red carpet event as Kim Cattrall’s character, Samantha.

In the current script, Mario Cantone’s Anthony notices the coincidence and exclaims: “Mother of God:  She is wearing the same dress as Hannah Montana.”

A True Diva

Will Miley Cyrus make, or ruin, the Sex and the City sequel? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The scene doesn't call for any dialogue from Miley, thank goodness. Producers likely didn't want any whining or self-centered Tweets to ruin the movie.

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Thank goodness for the return of The Hills to MTV tonight.

It's been at least a few days since we last saw Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, as the duo raked in thousands last week for a staged photo shoot on the beach.

In order to hype the new season of the least realistic show on TV, Heidi gave an interview to British magazine Closer and dished on fake breasts, her fake husband her photoshopped Playboy cover...

On the Playboy shoot: "I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt; I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."

On her breasts: "I'm a C cup, but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."

Giant Boob

Heidi Montag blows a fake kiss, from her fake lips, which sit a few inches above her fake boobs.

On her atrocious Miss Universe pageant performance: "I know my skills and talent. I'd never performed in front of so many people, let alone a billion watching me on TV. Afterwards there was a lot of negativity on the Internet, but I deal with it. It happens to everyone like me and I can only do my best and feel happy."

On future Speidi offspring: "I'd love children, but Spencer doesn't. Hopefully that will change though."

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Has Britney Spears finally crossed the line?

Over the years, the pop star has sang about orgasms ("Breathe On Me"); uncontrollable sexual urges ("I'm A Slave 4 U); and straight up, hardcore intercourse ("If You Seek Amy").

With her latest single - released today off her upcoming album, The Singles Collection - Spears continues this sex motif with "3," a song whose lyrics are entirely focused on orgies and threesomes. To wit:

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

We say: enough! Britney turns 28 in December. She has two kids at home and legions of young fans across the nation. Must every song be sexual in nature? Will Spears ever grow up and stop singing about casual sexual encounters?

Another line from "3" states: Livin’ in sin is the new thing.

Really, Britney? It is? Is that the message you want Jayden and Sean to hear when they grow up and turn on your CD? Listen to the single below and then vote in our poll:

Is this Britney song too dirty?

 

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Robert Pattinson isn't the only major celebrity covering a random magazine this month.

First Lady Michelle Obama is featured in the latest issue of Prevention, dishing on her diet and her work out routine.

"I love French fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie. And that's okay. I would be depressed if I felt I could never eat the things that I love," Obama says, raving about the White House's cooking staff.

She adds that she can treat herself to such fare because she wakes up at 4:30 a.m. each morning to exercise. The workouts vary between Pilates, cardio, stretching, and weights.

"I enjoy arm exercises because you can see what it's hitting," she said, citing the impressive biceps that have made such headlines over the last few months.

From fashion to dieting, there's little Michelle Obama is not an expert on.

Ironically, while her husband receives rebukes from some liberals for being too moderate, Michelle singles out moderation as the key to any healthy diet.

"I don't want my girls to be obsessed about food," she said. "We don't have a 'no junk food' rule – I just want them to think about their choices. When my older daughter asks, 'Can I have pie?' I'll say, 'Did you have it yesterday? Well, what do you think?' And she'll come to the conclusion that, 'You know, you're right, I shouldn't eat pie every night.'"

Wow. Exercise and a balanced diet? What a novel concept for weight loss! Call us crazy, but Michelle Obama might be a better role model in this area than Kim Kardashian.

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The hammer might finally come down on Tom DeLay this week, as the disgraced politician earned the lowest score last night on Dancing with the Stars.

He and partner Cheryl Burke couldn't keep up with the top couples, which included Karina Smirnoff and Aaron Carter, the latter of whom has guaranteed victory this season.

So far, the Joe Namath of Dancing with the Stars is looking solid. Below, we recap the evening's scores...

  • Kelly Osbourne, DWTS
  • Carter and Smirnoff

It was a good week to be a singer. An ex-model or Congressman? Not so much:

  • Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff: 27
  • Mya and Dmitry Chaplin: 27
  • Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson: 25
  • Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: 21
  • Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer: 21
  • Natalie Coughlin  and Alec Mazo: 21
  • Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough: 20
  • Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova: 20
  • Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya: 19
  • Louie Vito and Chelsie Hightower: 19
  • Kelly Osbourne and Louis van Amstel: 19
  • Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas: 19
  • Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani: 18
  • Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke: 18

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If there's one thing Adam Lambert has proven over the last few months, it's that he's his own man.

He'll come out of the closet on his own time, he'll create his own versions of classic songs and no one will tell him otherwise. It's an admirable quality.

In a recent interview, the singer said the same creative freedom will apply to his debut album. Record label 19 Entertainment has not put any restrictions on the type of CD he wants to make.

"I think there's a little bit of a misconception out in the public that people that come out of American Idol are puppetted and kind of controlled," Adam told E! News. "That hasn't been my experience one bit. They've been completely supportive and collaborative with me and all the powers that be are really trying to facilitate my artistic vision."

High Note Hitter

How many copies of Adam Lambert's debut album will you purchase?

Of the CD - which hits stores in less than two months! - Lambert said he's working with top producers such as Linda Perry and Ryan Tedder. He's also penning his own singles.

"I really feel I've gotten to inject a lot of this music on the album with my own personal vocal stylings and my own lyrical content. A lot of it talks about stuff I really care about and that I find interesting, so that feels really good."

Of course, no interview would be complete without asking Adam for his feelings on new judge Ellen DeGeneres. His reply:

"She's obviously a fan of the show, and she's been in the entertainment industry for a long time... I think she'll provide a lot of great insight and really speak for the people that watch the show that aren't all that well versed in the music industry and in music."

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Looking to expand her resume beyond High School Musical and reach out to a more diverse audience, Ashley Tisdale has posed for a Puerco Espin campaign.

The Italian clothing line features Tisdale in a series of ads this week, one of which reads:

Ashley Tisdale Red Carpet Pic

“Fashion, romantic, chic, casual and refined; here the many spirits of the collection interpreted in fantastic way from the mythical Ashley.”

Yes, mythical. That's higher praise than even boyfriend Scott Speer might give Ashley.

Said Tisdale, who recently dyed her hair brown again: “I love Milan, I love Italy and I love wonderful the Italian fashion.”

And we love how she looks in these outfits. Click on the photos below for larger versions of her advertisements:

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In this economy, isn't it nice to know that not everyone is suffering?

Sure, the unemployment rate in Detroit is close to 30% and average home prices in that once-thriving city are under $20,000.

But at least talentless reality stars are raking in millions per year to read from cue cards and pretend to get married!

A Trophy Wife

Speidi earned more money for this photograph than millions of people make in a year. We're not exaggerating.

A new report from The Daily Beast reveals the salaries for various cast members on The Hills. You might wanna be sitting down for these. The numbers are more shocking than anything Mackenzie Phillips has ever said...

  • Lauren Conrad: $125,000/episode
  • Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth and Heidi Montag: $100,000/episode
  • Kristin Cavallari: $90,000/episode
  • Spencer Pratt: $65,000/episode
  • Brody Jenner: $45,000/episode

Keep in mind, these figures represent solely what each star brings in per half hour. Spencer and Heidi are known to pocket close to $50,000 for personal appearance and staged photo ops.

We bet they have good health insurance, too.

Barack Obama really needs to implement his Socialist agenda and do something about the discrepency between the rich and the poor in this country.

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