The Real Housewives of Atlanta was almost too painful and nauseating to watch this week. But our critic sucked it up, powered through and published a detailed review of the latest scripted shenanigans between these women. Enjoy...
Oh, the horror! The horror! Where do I begin? Nene goes to the plastic surgeon complaining about wanting her "happy" back. She and Gregg are just not getting along and her constant battles with Bryce are wearing her down. But how to get that happy back? Downsize those boobs! Lipo the pooch (her belly, not her Yorkie)! And pinch up those nostrils while you're at it!
Sheree is of the opinion that if she had plastic surgery every time she had a marital problem she'd look like Dwight. Zing!
We're introduced to Kim's parents (yes, she actually was not spawned from a Mattel plastic mold) this week.
They're a nice Italian couple who accuses Kim of trading family for fame since they no longer share those traditional Sunday dinners of yore. We learn that Kim's dad was an overprotective father and they LOVE Big Poppa. Who cares that their daughter was his mistress? According to Daddy, Kim's "a very class (sic) individual."