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Heather Mills has successfully dug for gold - now she wants to win some!

Paul McCartney's ex-wife shared a dream with The Daily Express in Great Britain this week: she wants to compete at the 2014 Winter Paralympic Games.

Ugly Hair

“I’ve been skiing for many years... I’m training hard to try to get on the British Paralympic downhill team," said Mills, who lost a leg in a 1993 motorcycle accident. "You know when you set in your head things that you want to do and achieve? Well, I’ve ticked about 90 percent of all the boxes, and this is one of the major ones remaining for me."

Hmmm... we wonder which box this photo of of the former call girl fell into.

Added Heather: “If I manage to compete, it would be phenomenal – very inspiring for all the kids that I counsel. They didn’t believe they could do anything and they are now trying ice skating and roller blading and biking and swimming, which is wonderful.”

And all because of her influence, of course.

Mills competed on Dancing with the Stars in 2007. Her performance on that program made England's 2010 World Cup team look dominant by comparison.

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The Bachelorette certainly had its moments last night, including steamy hot springs action and a 2-on-1 date in which the two most out-there suitors squared off.

But it was the preview for next week that really got fans talking after an episode that was more or less tame. Who has a girlfriend? Is this promo just a gimmick?

We know the answer to both. You'll have to see The Bachelorette spoilers for who it is, and surprisingly, it's not just editing or character assassination by ABC.

This legitimately fell in the producers' laps, catching Ali Fedotowsky completely off guard and explaining her irate reaction as depicted in next week's promo.

Anyway, on to Monday night, and Kasey's krushing farewell. Who's emerging as the favorite(s)? THG breaks down all the action below in its plus-minus index ...

Gorgeous Bachelorette

AWESOME ALI: The guys are falling harder and harder. 

Competing for a date, the guys write poems that incorporate Icelandic. Plus 4 for effort, and in hopes that someone will get Kasey into speech therapy after this.

Turns out Kirk, whose poem was picked, is harboring a deep, dark secret ... he once contracted mold poisoning. Time to make it a one-hour show, ABC. Minus 11.

Kirk gets the rose, though, after this clincher: "As long as you know where I'm coming from, I think you'll know where I'm going." Mold poisoning. Plus 3.

Upon learning he'll be squaring off with Kasey, who's distraught, Justin Rego drops at least 10 wrestling analogies, and wears a sly grin constantly. Plus 8.

Kasey says "guard and protect her heart" about half a dozen times. Minus 5, as we expected more from our new drinking game, but he mostly just whined.

Leading up to the 2-on-1, Frank tries to antagonize/pump up Kasey, while Rated R has his cast removed and puts his crutches in a public trash can. Plus 10.

First, the group date. Caving, mini-horseback riding, lagoon flirting, etc. There were some funny moments but it was too drawn out and little happened. Minus 8.

Kasey

PINNED: Rated R talks a good game, but backed it up as Kasey was kast off.

Plus 5 for the obligatory Ali Fedotowsky bikini shot, though, and Plus 2 more for glimpses of favorites Roberto Martinez and Chris Lambton shirtless for the ladies.

Hot springs + champagne = Ali Fedotowsky hammered! Plus 7, because this might be a little boring for TV, but we're so jealous. Plus 6 more for Iceland. It rules.

The 2-on-1 date begins with a helicopter ride over a volcano. Was this the volcano that blanketed Europe? Unclear, but Plus 5 for not exposing Kirk to ash poisoning.

Maybe it's because he's Canadian and at home in the cold, or that he knows Kasey is desperate and will implode, but there is a coolness about Rated R this week. Plus 3.

Clearly creeped out by the tattoo, Ali puts on a good front, gives Kasey a generic breakup speech and seemingly leaves him on an Icelandic glacier to die. Plus 19.

The more we watch, the more we think Chris Lambton should win. He seems so genuine and cool. But who does Ali choose? Minus 3 ... because we fear the worst.

Let's also talk about Frank for a second. He's emerging as a dark horse candidate, but there's just something about him we don't entirely trust yet ... so, Wash.

In a last ditch effort to salvage a rose, Chris N. says a little known fact about him is that he's "funny" and that his guilty pleasure is "Mexican food." LOL. Minus 10.

TOTAL: +15. SEASON: +101.

Roses: Justin, Kirk and Ty (earlier); Frank, Chris L., Roberto and Craig R.

Out: Kasey (earlier) and Chris N. Who? Yeah ... we don't know either.

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Yawn. The sight of Danielle Staub topless is common place for anyone that has purchase this reality star's sex tape.

But, fortunately, that excerpt on last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey was one of the only boring clips from an otherwise entertaining hour of ridiculous television. As usual, our Real Housewives correspondent is on the case, recapping the insanity below...

Did anyone miss Dina?  I didn’t!  I completely forgot about her absence and found this week’s installment to be one of the most enjoyable of the season. It seemed to have three main components:

  1. Danielle’s wonky boobs and how they were made beautiful... she hopes. 
  2. Prince Albie flunking out of law school and Caroline going all civil right-sy about it.
  3. Teresa throwing a housewarming party for herself that we know full well she can’t afford.

Let’s go through them one at a time, shall we?

The Housewives Girl

Okay, let’s start with Danielle and her jankety boobs.  She’s had three previous “augmentations” (I hate that word), none of which turned out well.  Evidently she also got a staph infection in one of her boobs and now it’s all lopsided and hard.  If you’re feeling the chunks beginning to rise, you might want to pause and grab your barf bucket now because it only gets worse from here.

Danielle meets with a plastic surgeon in his office in a strip mall.  Evidently Franklin Lakes is one never ending strip mall.  Of the freak boob she explains, “It’s hard, it’s cold, it doesn’t get the body temperature like my body.”  She goes on, “I do suffer because of the breast implants.  It causes a lot of pain for me.  Every day, every minute of every hour of every day.” 

Tears pool in our eyes - what this woman has had to endure!

Upon first sight of Danielle’s rack the doc exclaims, “I do obviously think that you need an operation, without a doubt.  I am going to have to have one of the leading revision breast surgeons in the country take a look at you.”  We imagine Danielle must be saying to herself, “Hey, fourth one’s the charm, right?” 

If I were her I’d just hack them off and wear a padded bra with some chicken cutlets from here on out, but not our girl!

Danielle Staub Shirtless

Later, Danielle heads in to get her breast surgery.  We are treated to another look of Danielle’s blurred-out boobs and we gag and cover our eyes.  She wants us to know that she is a natural girl at heart who normally shuns such vain cosmetic procedures.  We look upon her freakishly high eyebrows, protruding cheekbones, and overly plumped lips and we totally believe her.  

“Nature’s been very good to me so far,” says Danielle.  “Getting my breasts done is really out of necessity.  It wasn’t for aesthetic reasons.  Umm, I want to be very clear about that.”  I think we’re clear about what’s going on, Danielle, but are you? 

Once in the operating room, we get to enjoy even more blurred-out boob action.  Her doctor tells those assembled around Danielle’s naked torso, “She has one of the biggest deformities ever.  It’s depressed.”  This last bit is in reference to the misshapen bubbie but he really could be talking about how all of us feel while watching this show, couldn’t he? 

The doctors squeeze and smush her boob around as they ridicule it.  As the camera pulls away from the “Surgical Center” we see it has a partially burned-out sign and is in, you guessed it, a strip mall.

Now on to Prince Albie and his poor wittle problem with law school.  Albie tells mommy that he isn’t doing so hot in law school. 

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The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, who received his final rose just months ago, have broken up. This is shocking, as they seemed perfect together.

NOTE: The second sentence above is not true at all.

Many viewers of The Bachelor groaned when Jake picked Vienna on the season finale, given the rumors about Vienna's past and her personality ... in general.

Looks like the 84 percent of you who said he should've picked Tenley Molzahn and the 80 percent of you who said he and Vienna wouldn't last are vindicated!

Rumors about Vienna Girardi - partying, drugs, secret boyfriends, marriages, betrayal, topless modeling and plastic surgery - surfaced throughout the season.

She was bad news and we all knew it. Just not Jake.

Jake Proposes

A FAIRY TALE MOMENT: And a very short engagement.

Now 2-for-19 in producing marriages (Ali Fedotowsky's rumored choice is discussed at length in The Bachelorette spoilers here), it's another blow for the franchise.

You knew it was coming this time, though.

Jake Pavelka did his best to defend her, and his decision to marry her, but just over three months later, something apparently went terribly wrong between them.

What specifically happened, we don't know.

“Jake and Vienna have split,” says Janice Lee, a rep for the commercial pilot and professional airhead. “They appreciate the respect for their privacy at this time.”

No reason was given. After Pavelka was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars in late April, he spoke spending time with Girardi to "focus on our relationship."

Guess it was only then that he took some time to pause, reflect, look back on the last few months and realize that he was engaged to freaking Vienna Girardi.

I'm totally on ...

 

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Katherine Jackson, mother of the late Michael Jackson, has been taking care of the pop star's kids, as directed in his will, since his death almost a year ago.

Since June 25, 2009, the children have become "isolated" and miss their father desperately, she tells the UK's Daily Mirror. It's very sad and not surprising.

An MJJ Producion

"They don't have any friends. They don't go to school, they have private lessons at home," Katherine laments, "But that will all change in September."

"They are due to enroll at private college."

What college that is remains unclear, but according to the interview, one of the kids' coping mechanisms is to spend hours listening to their father's music.

Paris, Prince and Blanket are rarely seen in public.

Katherine says Paris Jackson has turned her bedroom into a shrine to her "Daddy" and that Prince and Blanket talk often about trying to make him proud.

The Jackson matriarch says that when the children moved in with her, she wanted to decorate Paris' room with flowers or ballerinas. That didn't happen.

Katherine says "Paris went into a closet and she brought out seven or eight pictures of Michael, and she told me, 'No, I want daddy hanging in my room.'"

Paris Jackson, who many fans remember from the memorial, "goes to bed and wakes up looking at him. She said, 'I always want to be able to see him.'"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, no?

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The D.A. in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has a new target: Eleonore Lieven.

Lohan’s former assistant, who up and quit on the actress earlier this month after some tumultuous months trying to stop a slow-moving train wreck, may be called to court as a key witness in the case that could pit the boss against her former employee.

"The district attorney is interested in Eleonore,” a source said. “At the very least, an investigator from the D.A.'s office will be making contact with Lieven."

A decision has yet to be made, but if she is called to testify, sources say "it could be very explosive and could very well go badly, very quickly for Lohan.”

Eleonore Lieven, who was responsible for getting the troubled actress back to L.A. from he now infamous trip Cannes, quit afterward, citing exhaustion.

Lindsay Smiles

Will Lohan's former b!tch turn on her? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The particulars of that trip, and Linds' excuse for getting stuck in France and missing a mandatory court date, are critical to the D.A.'s case against her.

Lieven spent a panicked three days attempting to ensure the troubled Mean Girls star returned from France, after she claimed her passport was stolen.

The D.A.'s office reportedly "wants to gather specific information about the particulars of when the assistant was notified about the passport missing."

Whether Lindsay has been drinking or not is a separate issue.

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Ever wonder how The Hills stars always look so pulled together, even after their long days of being professional celebrities and long nights at the clubs?

A team of stylists.

And on-the-job training, says Lauren (Lo) Bosworth: “From the very beginning, we always did [our hair and makeup] ourselves. Every girl is now a pro.”

The 23-year-old Smashbox Cosmetics employee adds that “We could probably start our own business [as makeup artists] and be very successful. A lot of that comes from working with professionals for red carpet events and photo shoots.”

LO AND BEHOLD: Bosworth always looks stellar.

So, with filming for the sixth and final season of The Hills wrapped, how has Bosworth been spending her time? In addition to writing The Lo-Down, her relationship guide book due out in January, Bosworth has been sweating it out ... literally.

Lo recently became the face of Nivea’s Goodbye Cellulite, Hello Bikini Challenge, a four-week program of fitness, healthy eating, skincare and style.

“As far as fitness, I love indoor cycling. It has made a really big difference. I feel a lot skinnier than I did last year,” she says of taking spin classes.

“It’s kind of the ultimate cardio.” The instructor-led group setting is a major motivating factor for the star. “Because if I’m by myself, I go to the gym and do 15 reps,” she jokes. “And then I’m like, ‘Oh, my e-mail. I need to make a phone call.’”

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Ty Lawson is a back-up point guard for the Dencer Nuggets.

And he wants to win a championship so badly that he's willing to go where no man... okay, where many men have gone before: into Kim Kardashian!

Following Reggis Bush and the New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl victory in February, and Lamar Odom's NBA title with the Lakers last week, Lawson has realized the key to going all the way is to... go all the way - with a Kardashian sister!

He hilariously Tweeted today: "I heard if u hit a kardashian i win a championship .. Kim k holla me!!! I need ya for 17 min. I'll take one for the team lol"

  • Kim Leaving a Kar
  • Ty Lawson

Though there have been no photos and no named sources to back it up, Kim is rumored to be dating Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.

As Lawson writes, if Dallas wins a championship next season, "then this thing is amazing."

There are two caveats to the baller's theory, however: Ray J and Scott Disick are still major losers.

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We were astonished to read it, but Heidi Montag is apparently serious about divorcing Spencer Pratt - and she's already playing the field again ... sort of.

For the first time since the separation rumors started, she took to her Twitter and openly said she's getting divorced, then promptly hit on Justin Bieber.

She may rue the day once his fans get wind of it.

The Hills star wrote: "@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;) ! I'm closer to your age."

Closer than what is not clear. She's 23 and he's 16. That is minimum security prison territory for the 'Tag. Still, who can resist that bowl cut? Yummy ...

  • Lick It Good
  • Justin in England

MMM: That ice cream isn't the only thing Heidi finds delicious.

In addition to salivating over the Bieb online, Heidi also Tweeted some interesting information pertaining to her upcoming new reality show with Jen Bunney.

Apparently, she and the former Hills co-star will be welcoming a third roommate to their Malibu girls' pad (allegedly owned by Spencer's pal Cougar Zank):

Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon!

Yes, one of the Shannon Twins, but apparently not the other. We have no idea why, how she knows Heidi, or whether anyone would watch this crap, but:

"@karissashannon will be moving in my Malibu house this summer and will be filming our new show!" wrote Montag to her 1,063,188 followers today.

Whatever. That's all. Here's Heidi's Justin Bieber Tweet, which she'll probably take down after 'tween girls send her death threats a la kim Kardashian:

Heidi Tweet

NOTE: Follow THG on Twitter and get all the Justin Bieber news without the creepy come-ons. Seriously, Heidi. He doesn't pass the half-your-age-plus-seven test.

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The ridiculous outfit donned by host Miley Cyrus may have been a source of controversy at last night's MuchMusic Video Awards ceremony in Toronto, but we can top it.

Both Kellan Lutz and Justin Bieber walked the red carpet at this event, creating teenage girls to scream at decibel levels typically reserved for fighter planes.

But it would be too easy for fans to simply drool over this Twilight Saga hunk and 16-year old singing sensation. We must challenge our readers on a daily basis and, therefore, have posted photos of these hunks below.

Ogle them and then vote...

  • Not Shirtless
  • Just So Adorable

[Photos: Splash News]

Who looked hotter on the red carpet?

 

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