Some celebrity gossip may be mere wishful thinking - we'll believe Jessica Simpson nude when we see it - but the following rumor makes a lot of sense. Even if its source is The National Enquirer.

According to that tabloid: "Kanye West has a heart-rendering final tribute planned for his late mother: he intends to marry fiancee Alexis Phifer right after the holidays."

Are wedding bells in the air for Alexis Phifer and Kanye West?

Reportedly, the tragic, sudden passing of Donda West has "brought into focus just how short life really is. Kanye doesn't want to wait any longer to make Alexis his wife," a family friend said. "He believes that this is what his mom would want him to do."

Unlike Tameka Foster, Phifer has been a welcome girlfriend and fiancee. Fans love her. So did Kanye's mom, who "loved Alexis and... was looking forward to seeing them get married," the source added.

Glenn Packard is best known for dating Brooke Hogan. With that on his resume, we're a bit taken aback by how highly the choreographer regards himself.

Check out this photo of Packard. It's taken from his MySpace page and makes it seem like this guy has more of an ego than Spencer Pratt and Kanye West combined:

Glenn Packard is attracted to Brooke Hogan nude and can walk on water. We're not sure which amazes us more.

What's the status of Hilary Swank and John Campisi's relationship? Come on. We should already know the answer, the two-time Oscar winner says.

"Of course I'm in love," the actress tells W magazine. "Or I wouldn't be in this relationship for as long as I've been. He's a great guy."

Hilary Swank and John Campisi, a CAA talent agent, have been together since the summer of 2006, following her split from husband Chad Lowe.

Hilary Swank is happy with John Campisi and life. 

Swank doesn't elaborate further about Campisi - the lucky stiff who has likely gotten to see Hilary Swank nude if he's dated her for a year - but she does talk about another constant companion - her vitamins. She takes around 45 daily.

"I just took my most important ones, which are my Oz Garcia Longevity Pak," she says. "I shoved them in my mouth right before I met you, which I actually shouldn't do, because I choked on my vitamins once before."

But vitamins alone aren't enough to stay healthy, says Swank. "Exercise is also really important to me," she adds. "I think it gives me more energy."

One love affair that has faded for Swank, however: her relationship with New York, which she recently left after many years as a resident.

"I looked and looked and looked for a place in New York," she explains. "I just didn't find anything. Prices have just skyrocketed!"

Decked out in a pink wig, a black, lacy frock and no underwear, Britney Spears did her usual thing Monday night - driving around aimlessly for hours.

First she went to Starbucks. Then, the train wreck made an illegal U-Turn to hit up the porn store where she recently shoplifted. But Britney didn't end up going inside. Instead, whilst biting her fingernails, Spears stayed in the parking lot, telling celebrity news photographers she was lost before driving back home.

Naturally. This story is pretty pointless, but at some point amidst the nightly Britney Spears attention whoring circus, some interesting photos emerged ...

As usual, she's wearing no pants. Britney Spears in no underwear is a frequent occurrence. What makes this particular pic stand out is the redness of that ass!

It looks like Britney either cranked up the heat in the ol' tanning booth (or fell asleep in there, she's not smart) or some guy has been spanking that ass. Hard.

Seriously, you've gotta really be going to town on that thing to turn it red like that. Hope J.R. Rotem gives us a blow-by-blow account in a future interview.

Either way, this is just more proof that if you follow this nut around long enough, photos of the Spears in no underwear will ultimately present themselves.

With Mike Vick and his cohorts safely behind bars, PETA is going after the evil Olsen Twins, dedicating an entire website and MySpace to that effort.

Fittingly, they have dubbed the anorexic former child stars "The Trollsens" and individually named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen.

The animal rights group is targeting the traveling freak show petite actresses for wearing fur and also including it in their individual fashion collections.

A PETA statement reads: "No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs."

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, you just got served. And we're sure as hell not talkin' about a plate of food. Couple of frail, anorexic waifs, these two.

Indeed, the truth hurts. The Trollsens MySpace reads:

"Hi, we're Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen. Like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we're celebrities, we don't have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else's skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone's family, we totally can! And do we ever!"

Of course, these words may fall upon deaf ears. Living in their little troll bubble and only emerging occasionally for naked trysts with Lance Armstrong or Sean Avery, the Olsen twins likely don't give a rat's behind about this. Just saying.

The Jessica Simpson sex tape proved to be just a rumor, so the following may also be nothing more than a tease.

But a credible source has gone on record to say that Simpson is sick of starring in movies that bomb at the box office. Just how tired of her faltering career is this wanna-be actress?

"Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting," the insider said, "The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene.

Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Good thinking, Jess. Those Tila Tequila nude photos have totally earned that celebrity the industry's respect.

Just a few months ago, of course, Crazy Joe Simpson had been confident enough in his daughter's career to turn down a role that required nudity:

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star," Joe said. "We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, 'I think we'll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.'"

Now? Tony Romo may no longer be the only person seeing Jessica Simpson naked. How the mighty, not-so-talented have fallen.

The melodramatic, tear-jerking, season-ending montage on The Hills - set to Jordin Sparks' debut single, "Tattoo" - featured Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag at a crossroads, unsure if their relationship will survive.

Judging by the bikini photos of the media whore and pimp that we come across every other day, it looks like it did. Anyway, let's recap last night's finale!

Lauren Conrad hinted all week that she made a "life-changing decision" in the Season 3 finale of The Hills, and she made good on her promise.

After passing up a summer internship in Paris to be with then-boyfriend Jason Wahler in Season 1, LC got another chance to visit the fashion capital - and this time, not even a kiss goodbye from Brody Jenner would stop her.

"I haven;t had the best relationships in the past so...  I'm scared to get into a relationship," Jenner said, upon hearing Lauren Conrad was going to Paris.

Guess they're gonna stay, like, good friends.

Earlier, Teen Vogue head Lisa Love announced that Whitney Port alone would be going to Paris to represent the magazine. But later, a need for additional help arose, and Lisa - her very tough boss - finally showed LC some Love.

After the finale, it was announced by Lauren Conrad that this spring, we'll get to see their Paris trip as part of eight bonus episodes of The Hills! Holla!

Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad visit Paris in an episode of The Hills to air this spring. Audrina Patridge, Whitney and Cauren will star in eight bonus Season 3 episodes!

Meanwhile, Spencer and Heidi's ongoing fight over wedding plans prompted Pratt to crash at his folks' house for a few days without contacting Montag.

Upon hearing this, little sister Stephanie Pratt asked what their mom and dad thought about this. Spencer admitted to her that they think he's an idiot.

Heidi then told her coworker, Kimberly, that "I feel like I'm in a relationship with a 5-year-old" and then avoided her fiancé when he stops by her office.

When Spencer Pratt finally returned to their pad, Heidi Montag was packing her bags and telling him she wants to go home to Colorado to reflect on all this.

"It's not working. I need some space," she says as they hug, kiss and cry.

What will happen on the bonus episodes, as Spencer and Heidi stay in SoCal as Lauren and Whitney Port hang out with fashion's elite at the Crillon Ball in Paris? That we will have to wait and see. Needless to say, we can't wait.

Phew! Discuss the night's events and all things about everyone's favorite non-reality reality show in The Hollywood Gossip's exclusive Hills forum!

Hot Panettiere alert! Looking sexy as ever, Hayden is joined by mother and manager Lesley and friends on a chilly Saturday morning in New York City.

Lesley Panettiere rocked out a pair of black leather below-the-knee boots, while Hayden Panettiere, 18, opted for a pair of thigh-high boots. Wow.

Long Island natives Leslie and Hayden Panettiere in the Big Apple.

The Heroes star and mom were in town because Hayden is going to present at the Z100 Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Friday.

Whenever Britney Spears was photographed or something happened with her, Sam Lutfi was there. That was the pattern for a good couple of months.

Recently, he sat next to Spears on her 26th birthday on December 2. He went shopping with her at Target on November 28 and the two days before that.

Britney Spears and Sam Lutfi seemed inseparable â€" until last week, that is, when certain celebrity gossip publications exposed details of his past.

Sam Lutfi hasn't been seen with Britney Spears since December 3.

The man who orchestrated Spears' birthday party, denied the recent J.R. Rotem pregnancy rumors, and spoke on her behalf after she lost custody of Jayden and Sean is off the map â€" perhaps a result of magazines' outing of his seedy past?

After all, Osama Lutfi (really, that's his name) has a questionable career at best, and has had two restraining orders against him for violent verbal and physical attacks. He has also used multiple aliases in recent years.

Have we seen the last of Osama, and where did he go? We don't have any kind of evidence for this theory, but a hunch tells us Chuck Norris may have taken him out.

Everyone's favorite adult actress turned movie critic is back!

In the clip below, Sandee Westgate reviews the hilarious Michael Cera and Seth Rogen comedy, Superbad:

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