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Ah, the life of Kim Kardashian.

For doing nothing at all, the large breasted reality star can always make headlines; whether she's being berated by the morons at PETA, or making gobs of money for standing in a store in Australia.

First, Kim started her week by Tweeting a random photograph of herself - and her giant left boob - holding  up a cat. For what purpose? Probably because she knew PETA would react and the incident would paint Kim in a sympathetic light.

After all, she may be useless - but what individual in his/her right mind would ever side with an organization that cares more about attention that about saving animals?

Klutching a Kat

On cue, PETA released a statement about Kim's dastardly actions: "Kim Kardashian isn't the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn't needed."

Fair enough. But is Kim the only person who has starred in a sex tape with Ray J to have done so? **

Meanwhile, Kardashian isn't letting this flap get in the way of her professional life. She's was in Sydney, Australia over the weekend, promoting a new Motorola phone and doing her job as mobile phone ambassador.

Seriously. That's a job. Kim is being paid to stand around, hold a phone and give it her blessing. Guess we should be grateful this product won't mess with the self-image of girls around the world.

Motorola Spokeswoman
  • Cell Phone Shill
  • The Life of Kim
  • Cell Phone Endorsement
  • Down Under Kim
  • Easy Pay Day

[Photos: Splash News]

** Editor's Note: This joke narrowly edged out the following when it came to Kim mockery: "Speaking of support under the rump... Ray J really gave it to Kim from behind during their popular sex tape!"

** UPDATE: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals L.A. has chimed in and said: "It is permissible to hold a kitten by his or her scruff for a brief amount of time... [but] the manner in which Ms. Kardashain is holding the kitten could lead others to mishandle animals."

We'll update this post again when President Obama speaks on the controversy.

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Nik Richie is the dude behind the popular gossip site TheDirty.com. He's also the dude behind Shayne Lamas as we speak - they eloped last night!

She's known him less than a week, but that's cool. Shayne got engaged to Matt Grant on The Bachelor, having known him about that long as well.

Sources close to Shayne Lamas have confirmed that the two made it official at the ever-romantic altar inside Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas.

No word if they've had it annulled yet, but congrats, you kids!

  • Shayne L.
  • Nik Richie Mug Shot

Shayne Lamas is now Mrs. Nik Richie!

Little is known about Nik, although it says a lot about a man when an Internet search turns up a mug shot as the first result. Call your lawyer, Shayne?

Who are we kidding, this is likely just a giant stunt for her reality show, Keeping Up with the ... whatever, we forget the name. It just reeks of a hoax.

Either way, the "marriage" has probably been consummated - and we don't say that strictly because we're talking about the oft-nude Shayne Lamas.

According to witnesses, the pair splurged on the "Michael Jordan Package" - a $519 value that includes 36 photos and a DVD copy of the wedding.

You know drop that kind of coin unless you're going all the way. Well, unless you're Britney Spears and then you dump Jason Alexander 55 hours later.

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Will Kate Gosselin, likely the world's worst dancer, be kicked off Dancing with the Stars this week? Not if George Lopez has anything to say about it.

For hilarious reasons unknown, the comedian and talk show host has been campaigning to keep the mother of eight as a contestant on the show.

The 48-year-old Lopez Tonight host proclaimed of his campaign: “America has spoken and Kate Gosselin is still alive! My master plan is working!"

Lopez continued his plea to our nation: "I tweeted that everybody should vote for Kate and why. Do it for her kids. Do it for her poor partner Tony Dovolani and most importantly ... Do it for the United States of America!"

With a pitch like that, how can we say no?

KeepKate.com

George continued, “It’s your duty, America. Remember every vote counts and it’s time to keep Kate alive. You are the change we have been waiting for.”

Channeling Barack Obama to keep Kate Gosselin on a reality show? Far from unfunny. For more on how you can support this cause, visit KeepKate.com.

Then, for more on getting the help you need, click here.

One might say the only thing you're doing for the kids is depriving them ... although if it weren't for dancing, she'd just be hawking some book anyway.

As for whether fans will heed George's call, we'd say there's a decent chance. She's set the bar so low with her dancing, there's little room to get worse.

Even a mediocre effort will feel like a victory to supporters who have kept her around while she was flat-out abysmal. Lowering expectations ... genius.

Keep Kate

Will you keep Kate Gosselin? Or are you more inclined to vote for someone else this week? Who are you rooting for on Dancing with the Stars?

 

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At last night's Academy of Country Music Awards, it was a big night for Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood and other country stars.

But, as is often the case at these events, the main attraction of the evening were the outfits donned by everyone that walked the red carpet. Among the fashion face-offs THG has featured today:

Enough with the competition, though. Let's just grade the following celebrity styles on their own merit. Click on the pictures below to get a closer look at various singers, actors and actresses at the ceremony:

  • A Huge Winner
  • Brad Paisley Picture
  • Carrie Image
  • Emily West
  • Cheyenne Kimball
  • John Rich and Gretchen Wilson
  • Hannah Storm Photo
  • Lady Antebellum
  • Ladies Love Cool James
  • Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
  • Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
  • Pic of Jewel
  • LeAnn Rimes at the ACMs
  • Reba McEntire Picture

Visit the THG Style Store to dress like your favorite stars! [Photos: Splash News]

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In just eight days, The Hills' final season premieres. The fake drama is already underway and being filmed, with familiar faces and story lines abound.

Last season, Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge pretended to fight over that douchebag Justin-Bobby. This season, they're pretending to be BFFs!

Hey, it's The Hills. Anything goes. Reality, schmeality, just give us Spencer Pratt talking $h!t about Audzo's "Tijuana plastic surgery" and we're good.

Here are Kristin and Audrina sharing a lighter moment. Take three!

Kristin and Audrina

Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge like what they see. Cameras. Attention. Fleeting moments of additional fame. They hunger for it the way most humans do food.

With that tool J-Bob apparently out of the picture, one of the big story lines this season is Kristin Cavallari and her drug problem. Alleged drug problem.

As always, the line between real life and events manufactured for ratings is blurred by this show. One is never really sure what to believe anymore.

Except for Heidi Montag's face getting annihilated. That definitely happened. But anyway, click to enlarge more pics of the fake friends shopping ...

  • Not the Best Audrina Photo
  • Shoe-In
  • K.C. Smiles
  • Look ... Cameras!
  • Shopping Like Fiends
  • Pretending to Shop

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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When Bret Michaels hilariously knocked himself silly at the 2009 Tony Awards, he was embarrassed and angry.

Following his hospitalization for an appendectomy last week, however, the walking STD rocker is just grateful to be alive.

Family Photo

"They told me that if I had gone onstage like I wanted to, [my appendix] likely would have ruptured and I could have died," the Celebrity Apprentice contestant wrote this weekend on his blog.

Michaels added that he has a "pretty good threshold for pain," but "getting your appendix out HURTS."

That seems obvious, but remember: this is the same person who didn't comprehend why his duet with Miley Cyrus was utterly inappropriate.

In the blog entry, Michaels thanks his fans for their cards, gifts and well wishes. He also answers the most important question of all:

"Yes, there are hot nurses taking care of me, in case you were curious."

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Jesse James, you blew it man. Happy birthday, we guess. After the stuff you pulled the past few years, you don't deserve a cake, except maybe one to the face.

Here we thought Sandra Bullock's husband was a good guy. Sure, they came from different backgrounds, but they made it work and we were happy for them.

Until he decided to eff things up by getting Michelle Bombshell nude while Sandra was filming The Blind Side. Not just once either. Three times in a day. Sick.

The Jesse James cheating scandal didn't stop there. Brigitte Daguerre, Melissa Smith, Merilee Gerth and Lord only knows who else followed. Just deplorable.

Jesse James ... quite the despicable catch!

Yeah, We hope your 41st birthday sucks, loser. Whatever divorce deal you work out can't come soon enough. Anyway, click to enlarge Jesse James pics below!

Jesse James, Daughter Sunny

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In the latest issue of Parade, Nick Jonas is happy to talk about his career and what inspires him to reach for great heights, such as a possible Presidential run in the future.

“I take after my father. He’s a driven person. He’s also a leader. He does a great job as a mentor to all of us," Nick says.

But ask the young heartthrob about his personal life and... well, don't expect a detailed response.

The magazine inquired about a pair of intimate issues and received the following replies:

On he and his siblings' purity rings: "We like to keep some things private. We appreciate it when people respect that. Everyone has a right to his own business.”

On his on-again, off-again relationship with Selena Gomez: “It’s a lot more boring than anyone wants to think.”

Intense, Cute Stare

Parade Photo

As for his burgeoning solo career, Nick is humble - and hopeful.

“I hope my peers in music and my friends are liking it. I hope they can see my growth in music. It’s a dream of mine to win a Grammy one day... I’m not saying I’m Grammy-worthy, but it would be a dream come true.”

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Lindsay Lohan has been hitting the party scene and doing no work. That's not a good recipe for long-term financial health, and the results show it.

"Lindsay owes credit card companies $600,000," a source says of the troubled (financially and otherwise) star. "One card cut her off last week."

"It's only a matter of time before the other [companies] do too."

Someone really needs to consolidate credit card debt. Seriously, the interest rates on those things are abominable. Just use one card, Lindsay. One.

Yet despite her lack of career and subsequent income, she hasn't cut back on her crazy lifestyle and is now over half a million dollars in the hole.

Lohantastic

Lindsay Lohan better get used to Wal-Mart fashion like this dress.

Lohan used to be an actress, then she at least used make a good chunk of change by doing club appearances, but even those fees have dwindled.

Lohan's financial woes are nothing new. The celeb, who some feel will die if she does not get it together, was nearly evicted due to unpaid rent.

Fortunately, there are options.

"One credit card company is going to discuss a payment plan," the source adds. "They are prepared to sue her, but won't if she can make payments."

That's generally how it works, peeps. Credit counseling. Working fiscal wonders for delinquents all over the country, even (formerly) rich celebrity brats.

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Though well-intentioned, the We are the World remake was as mocked as it was helpful.

A slew of celebrities gathered to benefit the victims of the January earthquake in Haiti, but most critics focused on how this effort paled in comparison to the original song, recorded 25 years ago earlier by legends such as Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson.

Unfazed by that reaction, Justin Bieber has teamed with Drake and other Canadian singers to form The Young Artists for Haiti. They recently recorded "Wavin Flag," another anthem meant to encourage relief to the ravaged nation.

Also featured in the following video: Nelly Furtado, Fefe Dobson, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley:

Wanna show support for the Haitian people and The Young Artists for Haiti? Purchase this single off iTunes today.

Meanwhile, Justin and Drake also rocked out last night at the the Juno Awards in Canada. Check out photos from their rendition of "Baby" below, along with a video of the performance.

  • At the Juno Awards
  • Justin Bieber and Drake
  • Duet Pic

[Photos: Splash News]

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