The Real Housewives of Atlanta returned last night with new cast members and one of the funniest, most ridiculous song performances you'll ever see.
As part of her initiation, we've forced a THG intern to cover the show in depth, as she goes over every nauseating detail of the episode below...
The producers should just have titled last night's installment ALL ABOUT KIM! We saw Kim packing her many, many Louis Vuitton valises full of her many, many stripper heels and a few dozen of her ratty wigs. We saw her driving in her rented bright yellow Lamborghini through the Palm Springs desert, with her assistant Sweetie, swerving through traffic like a deranged Barbie.
Did you know the desert windmills produce all the snow on the mountaintops in California? Me neither. But apparently Sweetie thinks so. We see Kim prepping for her big gay stage debut at the White Party, choosing tutus and dust-rag dresses that wouldn't fit a 10-year-old much, less a 44 DDDD Amazon.
We see Kim fawning over the multitude of beautiful, buff go-go boys like a deranged madame choosing her wares for the season, as opposed to paying attention to her act. Kandi then accuses Kim of not taking being a singer seriously. Duh. Kim wants to come back as a gay man. Sign her up!