Millions of women would kill just to stand next to Justin Bieber. Sadly, scarily, we're not really exaggerating.

But don't put Angelina Jolie in that group. The actress posed alongside Justin on the red carpet of Sunday's Golden Globes, much to her chagrin, apparently.

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Reliable sources have confirmed that Melissa Etheridge really is dating Linda Wallem, the creator of Nurse Jackie and former best friend of ex-wife Tammy Lynn Michaels.

That's awkward. But it's not nearly as awkward as the way in which Michales learned that Etheridge was being unfaithful, as explained in a new poem Tammy has posted on her website, titled "speak, spread walk the talk." It tells the story of a mis-labeled box of dildos.

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Matty B is eight years old. Eight.

Kid likes to rap/sing covers of other artists' material, and is actually petty decent considering the number of years he's been alive don't exceed one digit.

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Former first round pick Laurence Maroney has been a bust in the NFL. Now, the running back has been busted by the police.

According to the St. Louis Police Department, Maroney was one of five people arrested in a car last night that was stopped because cops observed "several occupants" smoking what they believed to be marijuana.

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Dear Jennifer Aniston: Minka Kelly will see your latest alluring photo spread and raise you some lingerie.

The actress, who stars in The Roommate with Leighton Meester, is featured in the latest issue of GQ. In a two-picture spread, Kelly gives Red Sox fans yet another reason to hate Derek Jeter. That's because the Yankees shortstop has been rounding the bases with this beauty for years.

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Jennifer Aniston says that 98 percent of the celebrity gossip you read about her is false. The positive spin there? That 2 percent must be really juicy stuff!

In all seriousness, it's refreshing to see Aniston on this Allure cover without a single mention of Brangelina, John Mayer, Josh Hopkins or what have you.

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