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Having abadoned her career as a professional, rarely clothed Twitter user, Tila Tequila has set her sights on a new goal:

World Wide Web domination.

In an interview with Fox News, the shameless D-lister said she's excited about her upcoming celebrity gossip blog, TliaTequilaOMG.com, because it "will dethrone Perez Hilton."

“Everybody knows I dubbed him ‘Piggy Perez’,” Tila said. “All my friends say, ‘we can’t wait for your site, you’re going to beat Piggy Perez.’”

That's a tall order, of course. Can Tequila draw penises on photos, make everything about herself, and use second grade-level vocabulary?

Hilton isn't the only person Tila says she'll take down with her new site.

“People who have messed with me, I will put them on 'blast,' every single one of them, and it is going to be ugly," she promises, possibly aiming her venom at THG.

If that's the case, we have a message for this future rival: Bring. It. On. We also have a question for readers:

Who sucks more?

 

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When we heard Discovery was not only airing a documentary series called Sarah Palin's Alaska, but shelling out big bucks for the right to, we were confused.

Seriously ... a show about the state's natural beauty from a former half-term governor turned professional celebrity who arguably did tremendous ecological harm to Alaska and wishes she could drill, baby, drill even harder?

How is that not an all-time low for the network?

Apparently it is. A source within Discovery says that when they pitched the show to ad buyers, they were not impressed: "the whole thing [was] comical."

As much as a contractual demand for straws that bend? Hard to say.

HALF-BAKED ALASKA: Who gave this the green light?

"After the promo, (employees and buyers) were rolling their eyes, snickering ... people were laughing and it's not even a comedy. No one took it seriously."

The insider was concerned that given a lack of interest from ad buyers, Discovery would have to "dump the show to a crappy time slot" to cut losses.

"The bottom line is that everyone thought it was an all-time low for Discovery ... My guess is the show is going to tank big time." We'd have to agree.

After all, it's going to air on Discovery's sister network, TLC. As in The Learning Channel, where the audience presumably wants to learn something.

That's pretty much the opposite of what Sarah Palin is known for. What's next, Kate Gosselin doling out parenting advice? Oh... wait.

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Which single Hollywood hunk is the hottest? It's a question that you don't have to answer this instant ... you can examine the evidence closely first.

THG has compiled a little gallery of celebrity pics of up-and-comers and A-listers alike who just got out of relationships or who aren't in one right now.

If you had your pick of available Hollywood singles (guys only), who would you go out with? Oh, so many great options. How can you go wrong really?

Perhaps one of these two ...

Ryan Gosling and Usher are both on the market ... for now.

Sorry, Tiger Woods and Jesse James. You have to be patient and wait 'til Elin and Sandra make it official before you jump back into the dating pool.

Here's a look at some eligible celebrity fellas. Click to enlarge and let us know if we missed any you think should be included, so we can oblige ...

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He hasn't given an interview or done much press in awhile, but Robert Pattinson is at the center of two new rumors.

The first is clearly ridiculous: sorry, Gossip Girl fans, but the Twilight Saga star did NOT hook up with Leighton Meester.

Edward and Bella in Breaking Dawn

As for talk that Pattinson was Courtney Love's first choice to play Kurt Cobain in a movie about the late rocker, the former Hole singer has halted this casting possibility in its track.

"Isn't that so stupid, who would cast him? That's just wrong, no offense [to Pattinson]," Love told The Canadian Press. "I watched the Twilight stuff very, very recently and I get it, it resonates with the teenage girl in me, I understand epic love of that nature; I write about it all the time. But isn't that silly?"

Love added that she'll never watch any biopic about Cobain because it would be too painful, but she did list a couple actors she could see in the role: James McAvoy and  Ryan Gosling.

Are these good choice? Who do you think shold portray the Nirvana frontman?

 

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What the Twilight Saga has done for vampires, Glee has done for school choirs.

It's almost cool to be a high school singer now, especially when you can look to this Vogue cover for inspiration.

Along with other members of the Glee cast, we have Lea Michele to thank for this revolution. The actress is gorgeous, hilarious and crazy talented.

But she's not perfect, as evidenced by her decision to ever wear her hair in bangs. We aren't fans of the look, which is contrasted below with Lea's typical style. Compare and let us know if you agree...

  • Lea Michele at the 2011 Emmys
  • Lea Michele at the SAG Awards

Which hairstyle do you like best on Lea Michele?

 

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Shawn Southwick alleges Larry King cheated on her with her sister.

That would make the CNN fossil a dirty, dirty individual if so. Their marriage imploded yesterday, with both filing for divorce ... but is there more to it?

Just a few months ago, it was Shawn Southwick facing such allegations with a little league coach and D-list actor who admits "mistakes" were made."

Hector Penate, who coached the Kings' two sons when he wasn't trying to make it as an actor, cryptically said "one thing led to another" with Shawn.

Southwick denies anything went down, but the above quotes are Hector Penate's own, and The National Enquirer says King caught her red-handed.

Hector Penate: Shawn Southwick's alleged mistress.

According to the celebrity gossip tabloid, Shawn King had been carrying on a steamy, year-long extramarital affair right under Larry's nose with Hector.

King supposedly carried on an affair for five years with her sister Shannon Engemann, but she was returning the favor and then some ... on his desk!

Shawn and Hector were so brazen in their adulterous tryst, they did the nasty where King works. We can't decide if that's hot, hilarious or nauseating.

Sources say the illicit affair unraveled when Shawn' dependence on the painkiller Vicodin deepened, but didn't end until livid Larry confronted Hector.

No clue how those things are related at all, but this is getting nastier by the minute. A King source insists, "Larry is no doubt the victim in all of this."

We'll see how the courts - and public - rule on that.

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Enough is enough. Stars from around the celebrity landscape joined forces to file a class action suit against South Park. On the 200th episode of South Park.

Tiger Woods, Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey, Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton and others sought revenge for myriad indignities inflicted by the series over the years.

Cruise organized the effort after being called a ... we can't say that here. But he, faux Jennifer Lopez, "Mecha-Streisand" and Jimmy Buffet hit back hard!

Here's the lynch mob led by famed director Rob Reiner ...

South Park H8

Someone forgot to animate Mel Gibson.

By revisiting some of its most controversial topics, the episode aimed to be a greatest hit (job) to end all greatest hits. If you like the show, it clearly was.

If not? Well, you probably should file a class action lawsuit against the show and Family Guy while you're at it, or just deal, because they'll never change.

Click here for some of the night's top South Park quotes!

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Give Sonja Morgan points for honesty.

When asked by Entertainment Weekly why she's appearing on The Real Housewives of New York City (Morgan debuts tonight), the socialite replied:

"I’m on the show to have a good time and commercialize myself... I’ve been writing my screenplay since the minute my divorce started. It’s very sexy, sort of like a Candace Bushnell society novel."

Somewhere in a meeting with her agent, ignoring her children Kate Gosselin is shaking her head and wondering why a single mother on a reality show isn't using that platform to exploit her kids for sympathy, money and attention.

Sonja Morgan Photo

But back to Morgan. What is her life experience? Will she mix it up with her co-stars? We've excerpted a few responses from her aforementioned magazine interview:

What's her resume? I’ve been working my whole life, started at 14 years old put myself through college, and then I was modeling in Europe, doing the restaurant business, and brokering deals. Then I got married, had a baby. Then I produced a movie, then I produced an art show and produced an art tour. I said, “You know, I think it’s time to highlight my career."

Will she catfight? It’s not my M.O. I love to gossip like anyone else but I definitely don’t want to hurt other people’s feelings. I don’t have a mean bone in my body. I can be very gossipy and fakey like any woman is, and I hope I can keep my composure around the ladies.

What is she like? I don’t want to be cliché and say don’t judge a book by its cover, but there are many layers to me. I’m very down to earth and a good mom. I do my own gardening and floral arrangements and cooking. I’m much more down to earth than you would realize.

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The party never stops when you're Lindsay Lohan.

Hey, it's not like she has any sort of work holding her back, and court depositions only take place during the day, and can always be blown off anyway. Holla!

Despite pleas from many people, including her father Michael, that Lindsay Lohan is going to die unless she curbs her wild-child ways, it ain't happening yet.

The red-headed beauty is going balls out these days when it comes to the club scene. Here she is yesterday, in a rare moment of lucidity before bar hopping:

Before Getting Hammered

STILL WITH IT: Just give it a couple of hours.

Despite issues with substance abuse that have been well-publicized, she shows no signs of slowing down, having partied on multiple coasts this week, at NYC's Butter and then Beverly Hills' Bar 210 on Wednesday night.

As the Lindsay Lohan pictures below show, she needed some help leaving. Friends shielded the plastered, half-unconscious train wreck as she clutched her pack of cigarettes and made her way to a getaway car. Party on, girl!

Click to enlarge some images from the night ...

  • Frickin' BOMBED!
  • Drunk Lohan
  • Butter Style
  • She Has to Be Held Up
  • Wasted Out of Her Mind

[Photos: Fame, PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Taylor Swift enjoyed a ridiculously successful 2009. Her achievement on the music charts and in various award categories earned the artist the number-seven ranking in our Celebrity of the Year rundown.

But Swift has remained quiet for the first quarter of 2010, hanging out with friends and possibly dating Glee star Cory Monteith.

Featured in the latest issue of Vogue, though, Taylor reveals plans to release a new album this fall.

Similar her previous CD, this one will focus on the singer's personal life, which has has changed a lot since she was 16.

"I don't think I could put on a new character for two years of my life if it wasn't really what I was going through," she told the magazine. "I have these formulas for making music; they're almost mathematical: Who are you today? What did you write about in your diary? What idea hit you at 4:00 A.M.?"

The Dazzler

Taylor is also moving into a new home in Nashville, but says it isn't a mansion. ("I didn't want to have to MapQuest to get to the kitchen.")

Through all her success and worldwide acclaim, she sounds as grounded and humble as ever.

"Looking back on what these past two years have been for me, it feels like this magical dream of, Really? We toured all over the world? We played an arena in London? This is happening? Readjusting my goals and dreams has been something I've had to do a lot lately."

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