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Fox aired the 2010 Teen Choice Awards last night. Check out the full list of winners NOW.

But the event was taped on Sunday night, leading to a number of THG Fashion Face-Offs yesterday between those on the red carpet. For example, cuties clashed when David Archuleta challenged youngster Greyson Chance to a showdown.

After deciding between those two male stars, feast your eyes on the following two women. Both Megan Fox and Kristen Bell looked gorgeous at the ceremony, but you know how this works, folks.

Only one can win...

  • Foxy on the Red Carpet
  • Pic of Kristen Bell

Who looked prettier at the Teen Choice Awards?

 

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If you thought Levi Johnston's run for mayor would be the funniest story regarding Alaska politics all day on THG, we wouldn't blame you. But think again!

A woman from Homer, Alaska recently made a 30-foot sign to welcome her state's former chief executive, Sarah Palin, to her hometown. Its simple message: 

WORST GOVERNOR EVER.

Why Sarah didn't just ignore this, we have no idea. But she decided to confront the woman, who accused the ex-governor of being a money-hungry sellout.

"You swore on your precious Bible that you would uphold the interests of this state," she said. "Then, when cash was waved in front of your face, you quit."

Yup, pretty much.

Either baffled and serious or sarcastic and bitter (it's hard to tell), Palin responded: "Oh, you wanted me to be your governor! I'm honored. Thank you."

After the woman rips her for choosing celebrity status over her job, Sarah says to daughter Bristol Palin, "I'm honored that she thinks I'm a celebrity!"

Fist-pumpin' and runnin' in place, Sarah claims she's working to "elect candidates who understand the constitution, to protect our military interests so that we can keep on fightin' for the constitution, those protections, those freedoms."

That and getting rich, of course. Amazingly, Palin posted this on Facebook and lambasted the LSM (lame-stream media) for reporting the encounter.

"They claim I - wait for it - 'appear to roll my eyes' when the lady tells me that she's a teacher," she writes. "Maybe that's why Botox is all the rage - if you can't move your eyebrows, your 'eye rolling' can't be misinterpreted."

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.

Do you like Sarah Palin?

 

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The Montana Fishburne sex tape has become quite a story, but is it not even the first of its kind? According to gossip site Carlton Jordan, it's her sophomore effort.

Neither Vivid nor Montana has mentioned the existence of the "urban version" of her porn debut Phattys Rhymes and Dimes #14 - but it's apparently her alright.

Does Vivid have so much pull that they can pay the media to mention only their brand? If you follow the (NSFW) link above, you can see that it's clearly Montana.

It bills her as "Chippie D" (rather than the current Chippy D) and as the daughter of a male Hollywood star (Laurence Fishburne), who is not mentioned by name.

No word on how this will effect sales of both DVDs.

Montana Fishburne Sextape

Is the Montana Fishburne sex tape not really her adult "debut"?

The same site reports that Montana only received $25,000 for the part. In a recent interview on LA Talk Radio, Stilts [of For The Love Of Ray J fame] and her husband, noted porn director Alexander DeVoe, revealed that nugget.

For a Kim Kardashian wannabe, she fell about $4,975,000 short.

Perhaps the previous sextape and the fact that, well, Montana Fishburne was a prostitute before her foray into the adult world gave Vivid contract leverage.

There's probably a breach of contract clause in there as well that could cost her the measly $25K if she even mentions Phattys Rhymes and Dimes #14.

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Johnathon Schaech and Jana Kramer had a good run.

Or at least just a run.

The couple, who got married in early July, have already filed for divorce, as a rep for the One Tree Hill star told Life & Style:

“Jana and Johnathon have agreed to dissolve their marriage. Jana is humbled by the outpouring of support from her fans, friends and family, and appreciates the respect of her privacy.”

Johnathon Schaech and Jana Kramer

Sources say the couple split due to their age difference and because Kramer didn’t like living in Schaech’s bachelor pad, two issues you'd think they would have talked about long before any questions were popped or rings exchanged.

This was the second marriage for the actor, who split years ago from Christina Applegate.

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In the following trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner says he's "sick and tired of all of this."

The former Olympian is referring to contrived problems in his marriage, but he might as well be speaking for millions of individuals who shake their heads over the deterioration of society, largely exemplified by the interest in this utterly talentless family.

Among the previewed developments writers have penned and producers have set up for Khloe, Kourtney, Kim and company on the new season, which premieres August 22:

  • Kim is set up with Miles Austin, and gets upset over texts to "whores."
  • Kris flirts with a younger man.
  • Scott Disick complains about his quasi in-laws and threatens a move to New York.
  • Kim compliments Khloe on her vagina. 

Watch the promo below and ask yourself: Is this really what television has devolved into?

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MAKE IT STOP!  Someone please put a bullet in the head of this show!
- THG intern forced to cover The Real Housewives of New Jersey, following last night's episode.

It's hard to ask for a better tease than that, isn't it?!? Try not to purchase any firearms today, Real Housewives Girl, and entertain us with another detailed review of the most nauseating show on television...

I just have to be honest.  I am getting so sick of this used barf bag of a show.  I want to scream every time I look in the channel guide and I see YET AGAIN that next week’s episode is not the season finale.  I then scream, “Nooooooooooo!” at the television until the dude next door pounds on the wall to get me to shut up.  And I’m sorry if I use a lot of my CAPS LOCK key this week because that is the closest I can get to screaming through a review.

The Housewives Girl

Well, the first big whoop covered this time was Shirtless Joe’s stupid drunk driving accident.  He rolled his truck somewhere in the great Jersey wilderness.  But dry those eyes and turn that frown upside down! 

Shirtless is safe and sound and he has a very eloquent explanation for this idiotic mistake:  “I was commin’ down the street and I yawned for a second.  And as I yawned I floored it a little bit.”  Then he hit trees and a pole but, don’t you worry your pretty little heads for a moment because an angel was looking over him.  Then he called the cops and drank more scotch while he waited, like all highly intelligent people. 

“God forbid anything happen to Joe,” says Teresa.  “I don’t know what I would have done.”  I know what you would have done - moved in with relatives ASAP as your house was immediately repossessed.

If you think Danielle Staub is unaware of this whole Shirtless Joe debacle, you’re wrong.  Our favorite skeletal ex-exotic-dancer-turned-nightmarish-housewife meets with Discount Danny, Ex-Bodyguard Extraordinaire to discuss how Shirtless was arrested for a “DWI."  Though it has absolutely nothing to do with her, Danielle is ticked off at Shirtless Joe’s behavior. 

She wonders why he was out at 2:00 in the morning.  “I know strip clubs are open at that hour,” says Danielle, suggesting, I guess, that perhaps Shirtless strayed from Teresa.  She knows all this top-secret strip club information because she frequents these clubs to fling her praying mantis-like body around metal poles and to spread her legs for all the randoms assembled. 

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Before his second broken engagement with Bristol Palin in as many years, there were whispers that Levi Johnston was planning a new reality show with her.

Those rumors were half true.

Bristol will be nowhere insight, but the former Playgirl cover model will soon be starring in a new show entitled Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office.

The premise: Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska - the post famously held by Bristol's mother, Sarah Palin, before she became Governor!

No word if Brittani Senser will be deputy mayor, but it looks like his for office is actually happening. Executive producer Canaan Rubin says in a statement:

"The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol, handsome father of one as he embarks on a run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska."

"It will chronicle a 'no-holds-barred' period in Levi’s tumultuous life; co-raising his son Tripp, looking for love, and taking care of business for fellow Wasillians."

"He will give us a real inside look into who he is as a father, a skilled hunter, an avid dirt biker, and of course his journey down the road of small town politics."

"Levi Johnston thinks he can take the office by representing the real citizens of Wasilla." The statement ends: "If elected, Levi promises to serve his full term."

That's a shot at Sarah Palin, who resigned Alaska Governor last summer to become a professional celebrity. Tank Jones will serve as Levi’s campaign manager.

Shooting is underway: "They shot pre-production on the pilot today on Rodeo Drive [in Beverly Hills]." Ooh, the real Wasillans aren't gonna like that one bit.

Would you elect Levi Johnston mayor?

 

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If you thought Brody Jenner's mohawk was crazy, wait until you see the dude's latest hair-raising maneuver and tribute to punk-pop princess girlfriend Avril Lavigne.

The Hills star and his woman, who have been dating since early 2010, hit the streets of L.A. with the hunk sporting an “A” shaved on the side of his dome.

If he did that for every celebrity he's dated, he could pretty much write out the whole alphabet. Or at least L, C, K, N and J, and probably more we missed.

Anyway, we can support the move on at least one level - while his Avril Lavigne tattoo is there to stay, at least he can just grow his hair back if needed ...

  • Bravril
  • Brody: Shaved Head

Brody Jenner is smitten and covered with declarations of love for Avril Lavigne. Is it cool to see a guy express himself like that, or is he just lame? [Photos: Fame Pictures]

Brody Jenner's latest declaration of love is ...

 

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Vinny Guadagnino allegedly hooked up with Snooki on Jersey Shore this season. Now her gorilla juicehead ex, Emilio Masella, is allegedly ready to throw down.

After learning that a drunk Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) climbs into bed with castmate Vinny, Emilio, who was dating the reality star at the time, vows revenge.

Sombrero Style

"I am pissed, we were friends and he was messing with my girl when I was with her, it's not cool.” Emilio Masella said. “I'm so angry I want to fight him."

"I mean I just said goodbye to her a couple of days before it was shot and she climbed into his bed,” the New Jersey native reflects. “I was devastated."

Emilio met Snooki in January after the first season of the hit reality show and the pair were insperable. In April, Snooki accused him of being unfaithful.

Vinny Guadagnino recently snuggled up to his Jersey Shore co-star Snooki Polizzi. Emilio Masella, who briefly dated the reality star this year, took exception.

Back in April, Emilio got dumped via voicemail by the Snook. The indignity.

"She always accused me of cheating and I never did,” he said. “And now I had to watch her on national TV doing it. I don't deserve this, I'm a sweet guy."

Sweet he may be, but Emilio wants a piece of Vinny – for charity of course.

"I want to box him, for a charity,” said the scorned non-star. “I'm going challenge him to a charity boxing match. I want to raise money for the Chile Earthquake relief fund. I am so in love with her I want to do something for Snooki."

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The Britney Spears tribute episode on Glee is generating a lot of buzz, and equally as many rumors. For the moment, here's what we know about the episode:

  • Britney Spears herself will not appear.
  • The episode will be titled "Britney/Brittany."
  • The episode will feature six Spears songs.
  • It will reportedly feature a head shaving.
  • Heather Morris (Brittany) will do lead vocals.

Heather's not the only cast member getting in on the act, however. This photo of Lea Michelle as Britney on set suggests that Rachel will be featured in at least one Spears number ... "Baby One More Time" seems like a pretty good guess:

Lea as Brit

Lea gets into character. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It's unclear when the Britney episode airs, but the magic unfolds when Season 2 of Glee debuts September 21. Which Britney song would you most want to hear?

 

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