An irresponsible Britney Spears has not responded to eight of 14 random drug tests (or requests for them), Kevin Federline's attorney said Thursday.

Saying the mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James is living in a "parallel universe," Mark Vincent Kaplan told the court that the singer was reprimanded three times by Commissioner Scott Gordon for failing to be reachable by phone.

"Mr. Federline doesn't want to take these two small children out of their mother's life, but what else are we to do?" Mark Vincent Kaplan said.

Spears' lawyer, Anne Kiley, called the drug testing "unconstitutional" and added that just because the singer fails to undergo testing doesn't mean she's actually using drugs. Kiley noted that Britney Spears has passed multiple tests.

Kiley also noted - to laughter from everyone present - that the judge in the custody case just doesn't understand what it's like to be Britney Spears!

The high-powered attorney told the judge her troubled client has received calls as early as 8:00 a.m. Kiley said pop stars don't get up that early, adding, "You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don't know!"

The courtroom erupted in laughter.

Nevertheless, the Commissioner ordered both attorneys to reconvene at 10:30 a.m. PST to hammer out a new plan for insane Britney to take tests. Stay tuned.

Hot, young actress alert - times two!

In the photos below, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester were spotted in New York filming scenes for a Christmas episode of the new CW hit, Gossip Girl...

The lovely and stylish Blake Lively, 20, was seen wearing a red suede coat, a gray sweater, metallic gloves and a plaid tie as she enjoyed a candy cane (left).

Meanwhile, Minka Kelly look-alike Leighton Meester, 21, wore a navy school girl uniform with matching red accessories â€" patent leather tote, bow belt and ribbon hair band. Those prep school uniforms are ... something else.

These two young beauties together - along with an entertaining, funny show that doesn't take itself too seriously - make Gossip Girl a weekly must-see!

Ready to see Adrianne Curry naked again, folks?

The past winner of America's Top Model, and current husband of Christopher Knight, posed for Playboy in 2006. Now, the magazine is reporting that she'll grace its pages once more in the January 2008 issue.

She'll have to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian nude, of course, as that socialite will be December's cover girl. Think Curry is up for it?

Like Jennifer Walcott, Adrianne Curry is about to be a multiple-time Playboy model.

After riding to victory over cancer and to seven consecutive Tour de France titles, Lance Armstrong has now moved on to Ashley Olsen.

The new couple was spotted at New York hotspot Rose Bar on October 29 by an eyewitness who tells Us Weekly, "they were being very flirtatious."

The next night, the odd duo took in play Young Frankenstein. Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen then enjoyed dinner and wine at the Waverly Inn.

And while Lance Armstrong was preparing to run in last Sunday's New York City Marathon, the lovebirds shacked up at luxe hotel Soho House, where they both had booked rooms. Sounds like a full house... of love!

Sources tell Us Weekly, however, that 21-year-old Ashley Olsen shouldn't let herself get swept away by the whirlwind Big Apple romance.

"Lance is a candidate for a midlife crisis," says an unnamed source, who the magazine says is close to the divorced father of three.

Why, because he's in his mid-life? Or because he recently broke up with fashion designer Tory Burch and singer Sheryl Crow, to whom he was engaged?

"Next week, he'll be on to someone else," another insider says.

Maybe Mary-Kate Olsen? That would make for some interesting drama... not just between the twins, but between Lance Armstrong and Sean Avery.

When Anne Heche left her husband Coley Laffoon for her Men in Trees co-star James Tupper in 2006, ending his marriage as well... no one batted an eye.

Come on. It's Anne Heche. The woman did the impossible and changed teams, to borrow a classic Seinfeld quote. What's a little infidelity and home-wrecking?

Lately, though, Heche is doing what she can to make her new life with James Tupper normal: "We're so much more comfortable now that our feelings are exposed and everybody knows about them," she told Extra.

Anne Heche says that being a couple makes working together easier.

"They're less challenging," she says of her love scenes with hunky James Tupper. "Usually when you're doing a love scene with somebody you're not in love with, it's like you kiss and you kiss and then you think, 'Oh, great.'"

But for Anne Heche and James Tupper, a love scene is downright fun: "When they yell, 'Cut,' we just lay there and wait for the next take to go," she says.

So cute. So will Heche, who has a son with Coley Laffoon, and Tupper start a family of their own? She says: "Gotta leave it open, ya know what I'm saying?"

If the past is any indication, when it comes to Anne Heche, anything goes.

Despite their very strange relationship, we wish this couple the best. These hot co-stars are like a Men in Trees version of Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas.

Don't expect Shakira and longtime boyfriend Antonio de la Rúa to follow in the engaged footsteps of Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas. At least not yet.

"We'll get married eventually, or we won't, but we're together and that's what matters," the Colombian pop star said to peopleenespanol.com. "We love each other and we want to stay like that. Why fix something that's not broken?"

Which isn't to say that Shakira doesn't love being in love. Speaking about the emotion, she said:

"It's my primary nourishment. I think that nothing else in life, not even your career or music â€" well, what I'm saying is a bold statement â€" I think that nothing can substitute love as the propelling force of everyone's lives. It's number one on my list of priorities, of course."

Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas can relate.

Twelve years after being acquitted on double-murder charges, OJ Simpson is back in court in Nevada on aggravated kidnapping charges and other felonies.

Simpson and several cohorts was arrested and charged with various criminal counts stemming from an alleged robbery in a Las Vegas casino-hotel.

OJ Simpson, 60, Clarence Stewart, 53, and Charles Ehrlich, 53, face charges of kidnapping, robbery, assault, conspiracy and coercion.

Admitted robbery accomplices Charles Cashmore, 40, Walter Alexander, 46, and Michael McClinton, 49, have taken plea bargains and are expected to testify for the prosecution that guns were brandished during the Simpson-led September 13 "sting operation" against two sports memorabilia dealers.

OJ Simpson: New decade, new felonies, new mug shots.

At today's preliminary hearing, Las Vegas Judge Joe M. Bonaventure is due to determine whether there is enough evidence to set the case for a trial.

The jurist should not lack for evidence, given that three of OJ Simpson's alleged co-conspirators have accepted plea bargains to testify against The Juice.

The preliminary hearing is expected to continue into Friday and possibly even Saturday. Simpson's attorneys claim they are prepared to face the challenges ahead and say they understand the perception of Simpson.

At a press conference in September, OJ Simpson's attorney, Yale Galanter, stated, "We know who our client is. We know what you guys think."

Should Bonaventure decide there is enough evidence for trial, it's likely that the new OJ Simpson trial wouldn't begin until 2008.

So far, Simpson is 0-1 vs. the Las Vegas justice system. Tuesday, his legal team argued unsuccessfully that prosecutors are using the media against OJ.

If 2006 was Carrie Underwood's coming-out party at the CMA Awards, 2007 solidified her place among the current greats of country music.

For the second year in a row, Underwood won two big awards in Nashville on Tuesday night, repeating as female vocalist of the year and nabbing single of the year for "Before He Cheats." Last year, she won the Horizon Award.

"God had blessed me with so many wonderful things in my life, and I will spend my entire life trying to figure out why," Carrie Underwood, 24, said after beating out Reba McEntire and other veterans for the vocalist award.

"If you had told me a few years ago I would have been nominated with the people that I have been nominated with, I would have called you insane."

 Carrie Underwood: A winner at American Idol, country music, and life.

Unfazed by rumors of her boyfriends (past and present) maybe dating others - Tony Romo and Sophia Bush, Chace Crawford and Katrina Bowden - Carrie continues to make her name in country music. We couldn't be happier.

As the entertainment news industry continues to be abuzz with talk - and pictures! - of Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell, the singer's insane ex-wife says she doesn't care about the relationship.

Which makes perfect sense. Heather Mills just wants her money.

"It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life," Mills said in another interview on British television.

Last week, of course, the one-legged former call girl went off about supposed suicide attempts and the unfair paparazzi. And while Mills claims those words were cathartic, they also appear to be detrimental to the literacy rate in England.

"A little girl came up to me and said, 'you made me cry last week,' and I felt bad," Mills said. "I said 'I didn't want to make you cry' and she said, 'I hate those bullying newspapers, I'm never going to buy a newspaper.'"

Way to go, Heather! This innocent child may not have a clue about the Iraq war, inflation rates or the health care system as she gets older. But at least she won't see you called any names!

We hope Sarah Larson can calm her man down.

As reported by TMZ.com, George Clooney got into a scuffle with Fabio earlier this week. Seriously. The latter model is still alive - and apparently pissing off our favorite actor.

Here's what went down: Several women who had won a dinner with Fabio were sitting at his table, snapping photos of the hunk. But Clooney, who was sitting at a different table, thought they were taking shots of him. His response?

A one-fingered salute!

When George questioned the group about photographing him in a private restaurant, Fabio came to their defense Allegedly, a bit of shoving proceeded the encounter.

We love Clooney, but he may have overreacted in this situation. Take your fame in stride, George. No need to follow the example set by Riley Giles.