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At long, long last, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot, at least according to the venerable celebrity gossip scribes at OK! Weekly.

Sure, there's not a snowball's chance in hell this is happening, but why let mere fact thwart a good story paired with a romantic-looking stock photo?

Certainly no reason we can think of here at The Hollywood Gossip.

The reason for Brangelina's (fake) change of heart? SIX reasons!

Because it would "mean the world" to Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Vivienne, Knox and Shiloh and the new baby she's perpetually pregnant with, that's why!

WEDDING FOR THE KIDS: The Jolie-Pitt brood and Brad Pitt's mom allegedly tag-teamed the wedding-averse celebrities into making it official ... riiiiight.

The children, a source hilariously says, have been wanting a wedding since they’ve been old enough to understand their parents are not officially married.

We're sure this plunges Knox into a state of emotional despair every night. She supposedly loves when babies cry ... maybe they figure this will help?

“First it was Maddox, who has begged his parents to tie the knot for years,” the insider says. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been chiming in, too."

Not only that, but "Pax thinks it would be the coolest to be a ring bearer.”

It totally would. We just hope Suri Cruise, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline are invited to fill out the bridal party. Best. Fake. Wedding. Ever.

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Last week, Kim Kardashian was spotted snogging Cristiano Ronaldo.

A harmless, fun rebound, following her break-up with Reggie Bush? Anonymous friends fear this isn't the case. They are scared that it's a lot more, and the relationship could mean trouble for Kim. Cute suspenseful music...

Citing Ronaldo's reputation for "call girls and group sex," the latest issue of Life & Style reports that those close to Kardashian are afraid of what she's gotten herself into. This is a man that has allegedly hired prostitutes and slept with 80,000 women, according to one insider's laughable permutations.

"Cristiano loves to party," said British journalist Debbie Manley, while another source adds: "I just don't think he'll ever settle down and be faithful to one woman."

Kim... in Danger!

Even more distrubing that Ronaldo's past discretions? The fact that this is the THIRD week in a row that a different Kardashian sister has graced the cover of a tabloid, bragging about her weight loss.

Seriously. Look here and here.

Do these magazines really have nothing else to do but pay these talentless sisters money for getting airbrushed and posing in a bikini? Have all the orgies you want, Cristiano!

Kim doesn't deserve you anyway.

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are at it again.

Well, one of them is. The insane, credit card debt-addled loon.

We'd call this a Twitter feud, but a feud would imply two people are involved. It may just be the social networking ramblings of a drunken fallen starlet.

Lindsay Tweeted a claim that her ex spit in her face at a friend’s party, then left with Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, who Katy Perry was also "tryin'a bang."

Seriously, she said this.

  • Ronson Action
  • Broke and Likely Drunk

SamRo and LiLo: Twitter trash talkin' today! [Photos: Fame]

The nut's exact wording was: "Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's ex."

That's got to mean Justin Gaston, right? If so, that's random ... and funny.

Regardless, we doubt anything actually happened. First off, Sam doesn't like dudes. Second, she pretty much denied it. Third, Linds is bat$h!t crazy.

Samantha's reply later: "Guess what didn't happen tonight..."

There you have it. Get help, Linds, before you keel over.

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Kayden Nguyen may have been alone with Steven Segal when he allegedly tried to fondle her inappropriately, but the model is not alone in her accusations against the actor.

As first reported by TMZ, two more women have come forward and delivered sworn declarations to Nguyen's legal team that paint Seagal in a shady (sort of hilarious) light.

Both females claim they were also employed by the former action star when he made unwanted advances against them. One says Seagal lured her into a bedroom, groped her boobs and said he was "checking just as a doctor would for lumps."

However, on Seagal's resume, he's played a Navy SEAL, an environmental protection agent and about nine renegade cops. But never a physician.

The declaration adds: "Seagal reached his hand down my pants. He said, 'I just wanted to touch it for a second to see what it felt like.'"

Under siege from the press, Steven Seagal could soon be entering the dark territory of a jail cell.

As you might expect, Seagal's lawyer, Marty Singer, has a different view of the new allegations.

"My client has no knowledge of these women and a preliminary check of his employment records does not show that they ever worked for him," he told TMZ. "The declarations were clearly prepared by Nguyen's lawyer to be leaked to the media to help bolster his client's meritless claims."

Perhaps. But what is Seagal's defense for Under Siege 2?!?

** UPDATE: It's been confirmed that one of the women accusing Seagal in the documents mentioned above is Blair Robinson, the granddaughter of Ray Charles!

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Hector Penate admits he totally had an affair Shawn Southwick in the home of her husband Larry King - so often, he says, he felt like it was his own house.

Moreover, the actor and baseball coach says he nailed Larry King's wife right before her divorce filing last week and says she mused about Larry's demise.

In an interview airing tonight on ET, he leaves little doubt over whether he slept with Shawn Southwick, responding to the question with: "Yes I did."

Hector Penate, 31, said Shawn, 50, often spoke to him of her desire to divorce Larry, 76, and wistfully told him, "'Don't worry, he's gonna die soon.'"

That sound you hear is of it being ON at his lawyer's office.

Hector Penate says he first bedded Shawn Southwick-King in 2007.

"We got back in the car and we kind of locked eyes and just started kissing," Penate recalls of the first time he passionately bedded Shawn Southwick.

King and Southwick filed divorce papers minutes apart last week after a fight over Shawn's claim King is having an affair with Shannon Engemann.

That would be her younger sister.

Southwick has denied having an affair with Penate, but he says they so had one, and not only that, it was motivated by King's affair with Engemann.

This is really twisted stuff... and the fact that involves Larry King is hilarious. "I really think she had the affair [with me] because of him," he said.

Not that the young hunk minded ... or it was a one-shot deal by any means.

"We had sex in Larry's bed a lot," he said. "I felt like it was my house."

Larry and Shawn Southwick-King had an interesting marriage.

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The Jersey Shore cast needs to hit the beach or something. They're looking kind of aimless in these photos from a recent day out and about in Miami.

Seriously, they look bored. It must not be the same in South Beach without the sights and sounds of Karma and Ronnie pummeling boardwalk idiots.

This awesome photo of Snooki and J-Woww got us thinking, though: Which one of the Jersey Shore cast members would you rather ... you know?

One is a HGH-riddled behemoth with enormous fake boobs. The other may or may not be auditioning for Little People, Big World later this year.

Both fake tan and wear ridiculous outfits. So who's it gonna be?!

J-Woww and Snooki Picture

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi or Jenni "J-Woww" Farley: Who'd you rather ...

 

Click to enlarge more pics of the cast (including Angelina Pivarnick, the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, and Ronnie Magro) in Miami this week ...

  • Ron Magro
  • Snookie Pic
  • Snooki and J-Woww Photo
  • Big and Small
  • Angelina and Snooki
  • The Kim K. of Staten Island

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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You didn't think it could get any more exciting, did you, Adam Lambert fans?

The singer is headlining his first tour this summer and supporters are understandably psyched... but they're about to shatter glass with screams that result from the following news:

Fellow American Idol finalist Allison Iraheta, along with Orianthi, will open for Adam along every stop of this tour. Commence celebratory chest bumps and fist pounds, people!

So GLAAD

Lambert will be promoting his album in Europe over the next few days and will then return to the States to start preparations for his concerts.

The Glam Nation tour launches in June and the crooner told E! News recently: "It's going to be really theatrical and sparkly. You'll have to come. Maybe I'll make out with a snake."

Where and when can you see this take place? Dates and locations - along with a live performance of Adam performing "Fever" at the April 17 GLAAD Media Awards - are below.

Continue Reading...

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Two of the most beautiful, naturally wholesome (read: large-breasted!) actresses on the planet are featured this week in a pair of magazines.

Yesterday, we gave readers a chance to ogle Christina Hendricks in Esquire. Go right ahead and do so again. Take your time. We understand.

Now, we're excited to present a series of new Scarlett Johansson pictures, as that actress gears up to publicize her role in Iron Man 2. First stop? The May 2010 issue of InStyle.

Inside the publication, Scarlett says "you’re not going to find me at 4 a.m. hitting up the club, bottle full of bub... I've never been part of a scandal that was really juicy."

If Johansson wants to change that and make a sex tape, we're not gonna stop her. But until that happens, let's create some controversy around the gorgeous star.

Compare her and Hendricks below and then answer the all-important question that follows:

  • Beautiful Scarlett Johansson
  • Christina Hendricks Image

Who would you rather?

 

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Queen of Denial and Worst Mom Ever candidate Dina Lohan is going on the record about her troubled daughter Lindsay’s reported financial troubles.

Shocker - she says it's all overblown and everything's fine.

Dina denies Lindsay owes $600,000 in credit card debt, though she does concede there were shakeups among those keeping tabs on her accounts.

“She is not going into credit card debt. Absolutely not. And her business managers... I actually am in contact with them every day,” Dina proclaims.

Everyone feel better about the situation yet? We sure do.

This is an old school photo of insane Dina and troubled Lindsay Lohan kickin' it with her bad ass former boy toy Calum Best. Why? Why not is the real question.

“Yes, Lindsay will spend money but she has people that run what she does," Dina says, meaning her new manager. "We kind of cleaned house. Lindsay doesn’t really pay her bills. Someone else does, so they wouldn’t let her do that."

“And in the interim, you know, a bill may be a little late or not, you know, but that’s pretty normal. That happens to me, that happens to everyone,” she adds.

Yeah, being $23,000 behind on rent totally happens to everyone.

When it comes to reports of Lindsay’s all-night partying, Dina also says the stories are fabricated and overblown: "People don’t understand how the press manipulates," she said. "What you read in the press is completely fabricated."

No it's not. Photos showing the train wreck drunkenly falling into a cactus aren't "manipulations." Dina also insists her career is great. Man, she needs a shrink.

“She has her 6126 clothing line which is doing amazing,” she says. “We’re in Neiman Marcus, Bloomingdales... she designs everything from soup to nuts."

We think what she means is she is nuts.

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A couple weeks ago, we reported that Miley Cyrus was moving out.

This has now been proven true, though the young singer hasn't exactly gone far: Miley's $3.4 million mansion is 100 feet away from her parents. She and Liam Hemsworth better keep the moaning and groaning to a minimum!

Here is what else we can confirm about Cyrus' Spanish-style Hacienda residence:

  • It is 4,045 square feet.
  • It has four bedroom and four-and-a-half bathrooms.
  • There's a recording studio on the property, along with a detached guest house with two bedrooms, a living room and wet bar.
  • It was previously owned by Freddie Prinze Jr.

Miley will likely move into the home any day now. Located in Toluca Lake, it's in the same neighborhood as properties owned by Steve Carrell, Ashley Tisdale, Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Call us crazy, but we doubt THG will be invited over for a house-warming party.

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