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The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce the return of its Caption Contest, where readers try to write the funniest caption for the photo below!

The rules are simple. Look at the celebrity photo below. Click comments and send in your caption(s). Have fun. Tomorrow, we'll announce a winner.

Nadya and Kid

It's that easy, and we have a feeling you have lots of material to work with here. Leave as many captions as you want and be as harsh as you like!

Give it your best shot(s) for picture of Octomom Nadya Suleman...

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Coolest. First. Lady. Ever.

Peeps may mock President Barack Obama's Nobel Prize win or lack of accomplishments to date, but political opinions aside, how cool is his wife Michelle Obama?

While hosting a children's health fair, Michelle worked a hula hoop on the White House lawn yesterday, showing the cute little tykes how to put your back into it!

Amazingly, she even looked fashionable in the process. Are there any Michelle Obama pictures that aren't flattering? We'd like to see Laura Bush try this ...

As her husband tries to jump through political hoops to cajole Congress into passing health care reform, Michelle Obama settles for the hula variety on the lawn.

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David Boreanaz stars on the Fox hit Bones.

However, it's the act of inappropriate boning that has him in the news today.

According to Star magazine, the actor was carrying on an affair for months with Rachel Uchitel, even while wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant! She gave birth to daughter Bardot six weeks ago.

Uchitel reportedly ended the relationship two weeks later; which must have been difficult to do because sources say things were hot and very heavy between her and Boreanaz.

“David would walk in the door, and they’d have sex right away,” said an anonymous insider somehow privy to this information. “He told her, ‘Every time I have sex with you is like the first time.’”

Rachel Uchitel

Meanwhile, if you think the Brooke Hundley and Steve Phillips' affair was shady, you'll love the following tidbit.

The tabloid claims that Boreanaz was texting his girlfriend while wife Jaime was giving birth on August 31!

“He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates,” said a source, who added that even Uchitel was turned off by this behavior. “That grossed [Rachel] out, because she felt that should have been private.”

We'd have to agree. Seriously. One must draw the line somewhere.

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Plagued by problems even more serious than his inability to read directions on Trojan wrappers, rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to felony gun possession charges this morning, agreeing to spend a year behind bars as a result.

Couldn't happen to a better guy.

Four By Four

Wayne, whose real name is Dwayne Carter, 27, faced myriad charges after a loaded 9mm gun was discovered in his tour bus almost two years ago.

This morning he bit the bullet and pleaded guilty to attempted possession of a weapon in the second degree, sparing him a much longer sentence.

The surprise plea came in the middle of what was expected to be a lengthy pre-trial hearing. Asked if he was ready to plea, Lil Wayne said "Yes, sir."

He accepted the terms and that was pretty much it.

Lil Wayne will be trading in those fancy threads for an orange jumpsuit shortly.

Clad in black jeans and a white T-shirt under a blue, fur-lined coat, Wayne, who is free on bail, then left the court with a heavily blinged-out entourage.

Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Charles Solomon called it "a greatly reduced sentence." He will be officially sentenced and head to jail in February.

If you're Lil Wayne and looking for a silver lining here, at least he won't be knocking up anyone else for a while, if you know what we're saying.

We're saying he fathers many children.

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While Kourtney Kardashian continues to make headlines for having unprotected sex with her shady boyfriend, her sisters are causing quite a stir for announcing their plans to eventually pro-create, as well.

Kim Kardashian, for example, covers the latest issue of Life & Style merely because she expressed her desire to eventually have a family.

Now, Lamar Odom has stopped the presses by announcing his plans to have kids with wife Khloe Kardashian... someday. He told Us Weekly last night:

"That's what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring."

Makes perfect sense to us. Especially considering how positively happy this couple - sorry, Lamar, we mean these members of royalty - looks together:

Unhappy

Adding that he feels "blessed" to have married Kardashian, Odom said:

"My wife is a beautiful person and she looks alright, too! She looks beautiful. I'm lucky!"

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Miley Cyrus claims - heck, she raps! - that she deleted her Twitter account because she wants to keep her private life private.

This may be true, but there's another likely reason why Cyrus is no longer active on the social networking site: it's free. And she's greedy.

After all, why give away your thoughts and opinions for nothing, when you can charge fans $29.95 per year for membership on your blog?!?

Cyrus actually does this. She often updates MileyWorld.com with random musings, but she forces young followers to spend their allowance in order to read her website.

Miley World

We know it's a bad economy, but not even the most attention-starved, money-hungry celebrities out there ask fans to pony up cash in order to access their sites.

Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and even Spencer Pratt allow free, unlimited browsing of their official blogs. If you wanna make money off the Web, Miley, charge advertisers, not your fans.

Have you no shame?!?

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Someone really needs to pin Lindsay Lohan down, strap her to a gurney and put her on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center before it's too late.

The following Lindsay Lohan pictures are from this October only. They show a troubled girl whose downward spiral is escalating rapidly and tragically.

Everyone looks bad in photos sometimes. The problem for LiLo? She no longer looks good in any. Her abject misery is starting to show, inside and out.

Below you will see Lindsay at the Whitney Museum Gala, in court, at Paris fashion week, and out partying. You will probably notice a familiar theme:

She looks strung out, frail, feeble and weak.

We disagree with the way he's going about it, but her father, Michael Lohan, is right: Lindsay is a hollow shell of her past self, and she is going to die.

That is, unless we SAVE LINDSAY! If you see her on the street, get her into rehab ASAP. Click to enlarge these pics to see the severity of the situation:

  • Smokin' Hot Bitch!
  • Walking Fashion Disaster
  • Feeble Thing
  • Frailty
  • Train Wreckalicious!
  • Partied Out
  • Got a Crack Pipe Handy?
  • Lindsay Lohan Track Marks?
  • Back in Court
  • What a Frickin' Mess
  • Fire Crotch Pic
  • Rock Bottom?
  • Lindsay the Designer
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Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, can't do much to surprise us anymore, but she managed to do so this time at her latest book signing, and it's actually pretty funny.

Standing Out: My Look, My Style, My Life is full of handy tips for peeps wishing to emulate Katie Price fashion and style. Which would be no one, we'd hope.

Nevertheless, she made quite a splash at the event to promote the text in London yesterday, formally launching her tell-all accompanied by friends in drag.

One of whom was none other than new boyfriend Alex Reid.

He's the one on the far left, in case you couldn't tell:

Alex Reid Drag Photo

Katie Price, Alex Reid and some other drag queens promote her book.

At the very least, this was a nice respite from the interminable public war of words between Katie and ex-husband Peter Andre, whose marriage just imploded.

In a few short months since the split, Jordan has acquired a new boyfriend, a cage fighter Alex Reid, with whom she engages in near-constant banging, and who reportedly once starred in a violent, aggressive sex video. Nasty.

She even played the childhood rape victim card to garner sympathy. Yeah. Like we said, sometimes a good drag photo of Alex Reid can lighten the mood.

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It takes a lot for us to be on the side of NeNe Leakes.

This is a reality star with no discernible skill set, who will clearly do anything for attention.

But NeNe has discovered the singular way to appeal to anyone with common sense: tell off Michael Lohan.

Featured on The Insider, The Real Housewives of Atlanta star didn't hold anything back during a video spat with Lindsay's destructive, diluted dad.

“You are a toxic parent!” she screamed at the man who recently admonished his daughter in public. “You are a manipulator.”

Lohan, not known for his silence, tact or anything positive, replied:

“I’m not gonna see my daughter die! You have Michael Jackson, you had Heath Ledger, Adam Goldstein. You can go back to John Belushi, Anna Nicole Smith, and even Elvis Presley. It was prescription drugs that killed these people. I’m not gonna watch my daughter die.”

That's true. Instead, he's gonna profit from her dangerous spiral and milk every shot and snort for as much publicity as he can.

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Holly Montag celebrated her 26th Birthday party at Empire Hollywood in L.A. Saturday, a get-together that ended with Stephanie Pratt arrested for DUI.

An interesting subplot? The absence of Speidi, a.k.a. Heidi Montag (Holly's younger sister) and her husband, loathesome PR mastermind Spencer Pratt.

Working Her Fake Body

It made little sense that the gruesome twosome wouldn't be on hand (and makes even less that they have not commented on Stephanie's arrest since).

Well, according to reports, Heidi Montag was invited, but was a no-show. The reason? No one was willing to pony up cash for her to come. No freebies!

"Holly wished her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party, but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid," an insider said. "I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn’t even show up without a fee. That’s disgusting."

Would it surprise you if Heidi wanted to be paid to associate with Holly?

The evening did get some publicity, however, as the b-day girl’s BFF and The Hills star Stephanie Pratt was arrested on suspicion of a DUI after leaving.

The 23-year-old She-Pratt has a prior criminal record, having been arrested in Hawaii on both second-degree theft and drug violations back in 2006.

"She usually doesn’t drive to parties and is always really careful," an insider said. "Her mother is devastated, she is with her at home trying to lay low."

Ironically, Holly's drinking problem was the focal point of Tuesday's The Hills.

Neither Spencer or Heidi has commented on Stephanie's incident. Moreover, Speidi issued a denial of the above story, but only through their rep.

The rep said Heidi wanting to get paid to come is "absolutely not true." That's it. No hilarious statement from Spencer himself. Something is amiss.

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