Remember Sarah Michelle Gellar?

The actress who rose to fame portraying Buffy the Vampire Slayer has been named 2008 Woman of the Year by Maxim. We had no idea that magazine was so prescient.

Then again, the lace bra and fingerless gloves Gellar is sporting below is enough to earn her any honor, really. This publication sure knows how to get the best out of her and Erica Durance.

Sarah Michelle Gellar in a black bra. Rachel Nichols nude. Maxim knows what guys like.

After countless heart-to-hearts with her friends, like Lauren Conrad (on and off camera), The Hills' Audrina Patridge has officially told her douchebag scruffy, motorcycle riding boyfriend, Justin "Bobby" Brescia, to hit the road.

Audrina told Us Weekly in its new issue that it took an embarrassing public blowout at a club for her to realize Justin Brescia was not Mr. Right.

"I caught him doing something he shouldn't have been doing and it was just the last straw," Audrina Patridge says of her October 16 fight at Opera.

What, exactly, was Justin-Bobby up to?

A source says he was "making out with a red-headed girl right in front of Audrina, and when she confronted him about it he laughed in her face."

Audrina Patridge said of the fight with Justin-Bobby Brescia at Opera, "It was one of the hardest nights ever I've had to deal with. And it was on camera too."

Patridge admits that she and Justin Brescia, whom she met before she was on The Hills, never were dating exclusively. But he had been pushing it.

"I don't feel like he's giving at all," Audrina said. "I'm always there for him no matter what, and sometimes I don't feel like it's mutual."

A source close to The Hills star is more blunt: "Whenever they'd go out, he'd ignore her. He would never return her calls, never ask her on dates."

He was, however, happy to show up when the cameras were around. He's like a less interesting, less loyal, scraggly-ass version of Spencer Pratt!

There's no doubt Dancing with the Stars fans will see more of Mark Ballas and Sabrina Bryan this season. But for how long?

In each of the past four seasons, all of the couples have been asked back to do a short turn on the dance floor during the finale. Ballas claims the couple will enjoy more than the typical 10 seconds; they'll perform an entire paso doble or cha cha.

"She was voted off too early," Ballas told TV Guide. "She's great, she's lovely, and she was by far the best dancer. No one can take that away from her. So I want to come back to avenge her."

How romantic. And slightly frightening.

"People say she came too far too fast," Ballas added about his new love. "But in the beginning, when I first met her, she was clueless. She could stand with her knees bent and go "Yeah, yeah, boom, boom, hip hop.' But as far as having your feet turned out properly, your hair in a wonderful beehive hairdo and a ballroom gown with feathers at your feet? She didn't know how to do that. It's a totally different kettle of fish."

Perhaps Ballas should stick to dancing instead of metaphors. But we do hope he and Bryan get a chance to prove they belonged in the finals alongside Melanie Brown and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Fortunately, Mark and Sabrina have both signed on to join the third Dancing with the Stars national tour, which kicks off December 18th in Seattle.

"It means a lot to us to be able to carry on performing," said Ballas. "And I want to show Sabrina's full potential. I really wanted to show America what she could do. I know there was a lot more I could've pulled out of her if we had stayed in the competition. So I'm definitely going to be pulling out all the stops on the tour."

Remember when Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner partied in Las Vegas on The Hills? Think about those good old days before peeping the pics below.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt brought their sideshow red-hot love affair to Las Vegas over the weekend so that they could host a night of drunken revelry at Jet Nightclub at the Mirage Hotel and Casino Resort. And what a night it was.

Here are a few photos of Heidi and Spencer enjoying the ambiance of Las Vegas and then enjoying one another. A lot. Hot and heavy. On the dance floor...

Wow. If there is any pair pseudo D-list celebrities that could possibly make Las Vegas feel even seedier, it's Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. It's a tough feat, but these two may have actually sullied the reputation of Sin City.

The fact that Heidi Montag takes an opportunity to drop down and rub that ass into Spencer's crotch whenever there is a camera within 100 feet just speaks to their level of class ... or lack thereof. Of course, it's not like we're going to stop attention to them or anything, so what can we say. So it goes. So it goes.

It looks like Jayden James and Sean Preston Federline may be getting a makeover... or at least appearing in the mind of Britney Spears from time to time.

The "singer" stopped and shopped 'til she frickin' dropped Friday afternoon in Bel Bambini, spending more than $2,000 on her sons in the L.A. baby boutique.

Among Britney Spears' purchases were white and black tuxedos for each boy. And four pairs of dress shoes. Aww. Going to be attending a formal event, lil' guys?

That's all very cute. We love Sean and Jayden. It's nice to see that while she's not running red lights with them in the car, Brit is paying them some attention!

No word on whether Britney bought any pants or underwear for herself during the excursion. Our guess is she did not. Girl doesn't have much use for either.

For fans of Blake Lewis, the countdown is almost over.

The debut album from this American Idol runner-up is set to hit stores on December 4.

We'll post more about the CD as that date grows closer. For now, take a look at the cover for "Audio Day Dream."

Will the debut of Blake Lewis sell more copies than the latest CD from Britney Spears? Only time - and album sales - will tell.

As filming is set to begin on Bond 22, the next James Bond movie, a trio of relatively unknown actresses are battling it out for a starring role opposite Daniel Craig.

Just who will be the next, beautiful Bond Girl? Here's a look at three leading candidates:

1. Camila Alves: This Brazilian model has already made it big in America... as the girlfriend of Matthew McConaughey. What better way to truly break into acting than to seduce the most famous spy of all-time?

2. Cleo Pires: Also from Brazil. Pires won the best actress award in the Festival do Rio 2003 for her role in the movie Benjamim. This actress isn't well-known around the world, but that could be changing soon. Has a great name.

3. Moran Atias: An Israeli model. She actually hosts the version of Deal or No Deal in Israel and has appeared on Italy's Total Request Live a couple of times. Doesn't always believe in wearing clothes. Evidence below.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden recently made an offer on a home in a posh, gated Southern California community only to be denied by the would-be neighbors.

When Nicole Richie got the news that she and her fiance and rocker baby-daddy were denied by residents who were concerned about celebrity news photographers hovering around their homes, "Nicole was livid because she loved the house," a source tells Us Weekly. "She thinks it's a BS reason, but she couldn't fight it."

Still, being dismissed from the private community hasn't put a damper on Joel Madden and Nicole Richie's growing excitement over their upcoming event.

Another source says that Nicole Richie is planning a baby shower for the end of November. And Joel Madden expects fatherhood to have a positive impact on many parts of his life, including his songwriting.

"I'm sure it will inspire me," he said. "Yeah, I'm sure it will."

Hopefully it will also inspire Nicole. To eat.

Donda West, the mother and onetime manager of rapper Kanye West, died Saturday in Los Angeles.

No other details are available at this time.

Donda was a retired professor and former chairwoman of the Chicago State University English department. She was known for supporting her son and his fiance, Alexis Phifer, often stirring up controversy in the face of critics.

"Kanye likes to think as a hobby and speak his own mind. He was always like that," Donda West told InStyle earlier this year. "He came out of the womb looking like he had that attitude."

Celebrity gossip rags in Great Britain must be having a blast these days.

First, of course, Heather Mills went insane on national TV.

Next, Sir Paul McCartney started making out with Nancy Shevell all over the place.

Now, Prince Harry and his girlfriend of more than three years, Chelsy Davy, have broken up, according to reports in London newspapers.

What caused the split? Supposedly, Davy was upset with the prince's playboy lifestyle, including his attending the rugby world cup final in Paris in October instead of celebrating her birthday with her.

As People magazine states, the couple met during Harry's gap year between school and joining the army. They spent a lot of time in Africa, camping out and watching the wildlife on exotic safaris in countries such as Botswana.