Welcome back, celebrity gossip and news fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's.

As usual, this week's Caption Contest yielded some classic replies, which isn't a shock, given Zac Efron's mad skillz. Ultimately, we named Amanda the winner.

Congratulations and thank you all for participating. The winning reply appears beneath the photo, and you can scroll down the page to read the full list of good captions we were sent in regarding Zac. Thanks again, and good luck this week!

Zach keeping himself in shape so the supply of Vanessa nude photos keeps on a comin.'

This just in: you won't always see pictures of Gemma Atkinson nude.

Sometimes, the British beauty will be wearing lingerie.

In fact, Atkinson has just been hired by Ultimo, an English company, to model its big-breasted line of bras because, well, just look at the photo below. That's why.

It's time for another celebrity fashion face-off, folks.

And this alliterative battle pits a pair of beauties wearing the same dress against one another. Only you can decide who wins!

Who looks better: Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day? Or former Playboy Bunny and current Jim Carrey girlfriend Jenny McCarthy?

It's been a long time since we came across a Simon Monjack picture, and the staff here at The Hollywood Gossip can't help but be surprised at this photo.

Why? Because apparently, his wife, Brittany Murphy, still has her money! Who would have expected our man Con-jack to stick with her a whole six months!

Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack: A relationship built to last.

Who knows. Maybe our staff members - and dozens of former acquaintances who have written us - completely misjudged the character of Simon Monjack.

Or he's just waiting for the right moment to drug Brittany Murphy, purge all of her investments, undergo appearance-altering plastic surgery, change his name and vanish to Zambia. One can never be sure with this man.

Man, certain people just shouldn't be allowed to operate a car. Specifically teenagers, people over the age of 80 and Britney Spears.

Yesterday evening, Britney Spears blew past a red light - at a notoriously dangerous intersection no less - with Sean Preston Federline fast asleep in the back and the court-appointed monitor ducking for cover in the passenger seat.

Check out the amazing celebrity photo by Splash News of the incident:

Britney Spears endangers the lives of everyone in her Benz, as well as other motorists, as the monitor overseeing her visits with Sean P. and Jayden James ducks for cover.

The walking/driving train wreck approached the light on Coldwater Canyon slowly, then raised her cellphone to her face. It is not clear if Britney was, like, OMFG, sending a txt msg or making a call, and it is not known to whom.

Britney then drove into the intersection as someone outside screamed, "Red light, red light!" Spears turned left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic and not get killed. Magical... downright Criss Angel-esque!

The judge in Britney's custody case made it clear that he has issues with Spears' driving. Scott Gordon has already temporarily revoked her visits with Sean and Jayden because she was driving without a valid license.

Yesterday, K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, asked the judge to forbid Britney from driving when Sean Preston and Jayden James with her. Gordon said he'd ponder that suggestion and make his ruling on it by November 26.

Expect Mark Vincent Kaplan to call for an emergency hearing within the hour.

There's been an arrest in the murder of Linda Stein, slain "Realtor to the stars."

Police say Stein's former assistant, Natavia Lowery, "made statements implicating herself" in the killing. Lowery was taken to the 7th Precinct in Manhattan.

The former manage of The Ramones, Stein was found bludgeoned to death in her $3 million 5th Avenue apartment on October 30. Among her celebrity clients in the real estate business were Madonna, Angelina Jolie and Elton John.

Lowery handled the computer work, setting up appointments and handling some of the financial details. Why did she allegedly take Stein's life?

"It was that Linda just kept yelling at her, over everything" the law enforcement official told The New York Times. "They fought. It was like a continuous thing, like a buildup."

Not the one you're thinking about, either. One that really matters.

Lauren Conrad is urging people to visit Participate.net/DarfurNow to help end the unspeakable atrocities in the Darfur region of Sudan. The Hills star is just one of many stars taking part in a series of videos produced by Participant Productions as part of its campaign inspired by the film "Darfur Now."

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We applaud Lauren Conrad for getting involved in such an important cause and urging others to take action and stop the continuing human rights violations in Darfur.

In far less important news involving Ms. Conrad, it looks like Lauren and Heidi Montag may not be friends again just yet, as they nearly come to blows on this coming Monday's episode of MTV's The Hills, according to Us Weekly.

In a sneak peek of Monday's The Hills, Conrad confronts Montag about allegedly spreading those nasty sex tape rumors at the Hollywood hot spot Les Deux.

"You can keep saying that and make yourself think you're a good person, but you're a bad person," Lauren Conrad tells her former BFF and roommate.

Follow this link to watch the Lauren-Heidi drama.

While Blake Fielder-Civil may be in some deep $h!t for perverting the course of justice in London, at least he can take comfort in the fact that he's not O.J.

The first day of O.J. Simpson's criminal evidence hearing in Clark County, Nev., was marked by dramatic audio tapes and a collectibles broker who testified that he set up the meeting that led to armed robbery charges against the Juice.

The second day of the preliminary hearing to decide if Simpson and two other men should stand trial on 12 criminal charges is set for today. His lawyers are expected to try to undercut the testimony of Tom Riccio, who says he hid a recorder in the hotel room where Simpson is accused of armed robbery.

O.J. Simpson gritted his teeth and laid his gold reading glasses on the defense table as the voicemail he left for Riccio was played in court.

"Hey Tom. It's O.J. What are they talking about a gun? All I wanted was my stuff back again," OJ Simpson says on the 35-second recording.

Simpson refers to hundreds of items taken from memorabilia dealers Bruce Fromong and Alfred Beardsley on September 13 as his "stolen stuff."

"Nobody had a gun, you know?" OJ Simpson says in the tape. "Ain't nobody had any guns. They're feeling guilty so they're trying to make up something."

Played at the preliminary hearing, these words from OJ contrast markedly to the chaotic bellows, orders and curses heard during a six-minute recording of the confrontation in a room at the Palace Station Hotel that ends with a single voice.

"We were just robbed at gunpoint man," a man says. "We were just robbed at gunpoint by O.J. Simpson!"

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The Boston Globe, citing a report in In Touch Weekly, is reporting that New England Patriots quarterback and certified hunk Tom Brady is being wooed to become the latest celebrity to model for - wait for it - Calvin Klein underwear.

The publication says the football star has been offered $1 million or more to be a CK underwear stud following in the footsteps of others such as Boston's own Mark Wahlberg, whose stint served him (and the ladies) very well.

Tom Brady, who had limited his endorsement deals in past years, is suddenly pitching everything from watches (Movado) to bottled water (Glaceau).

Tom Brady: Undefeated at 9-0... and modeling underwear for $1M? 

While Tom Brady is reportedly undecided on the deal, In Touch says his supermodel sweetie, Victoria Secret goddess Gisele Bundchen, is supportive of it.

No word on how his ex, actress Bridget Moynahan, and their son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, feel about this potential advertising campaign.

Tom had better act fast, lest Calvin Klein offer this "package" to Dallas' Tony Romo instead. That guy is totally stealing Brady's celebrity QB thunder.

A pair of Disney darlings smile for the camera in this adorable photo.

High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale stopped by backstage to say hello to Miley Cyrus after a performance of the Hannah Montana star's "Best of Both Worlds Tour" at the Staples Center in Los Angeles this week.

These two young ladies are on top of the world right now, as Tisdale recently signed on for High School Musical 3 and Cyrus' tour is the hottest ticket in any town the singer goes to.