Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.
Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.
As always, THG is here to break down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from "All in the Family" in its patented plus-minus recap below ...
Poor Jose. Fool's getting straight up played by Angelina.
Angelina smushing Vinny while sort of dating Jose pissed off everyone in the house. Except Ronnie, who says she's got game. Hey, he's not a hypocrite! Plus 8.
The Situation is incredulous, calling her "the Staten Island Ferry ... everybody gets a ride, and it's free." LOL, but Minus 3, because "his boy" Ron is the same.
Snooki on Ange: "You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it." So wrong on so many levels. Minus 19.