Might Alex Vaggo be doing more than just taking Paris Hilton naked from behind once a week?

We've been assuming the relationship between this Swedish model and his American socialite/skank was purely physical... but check out the picture below. Vaggo actually met Hilton's parents for dinner last night!

The couple arrived at Madeos in Beverly Hills, where they met her father Rick, mother Kathy and younger brother Barron. Did anyone else know Paris and Nicky Hilton had a brother?

After dinner, Paris and Alex headed to the Roosevelt hotel to have a lot of sex.

Don't expect you're gonna see Brad Pitt nude any longer. The hunk has sworn off such explicit material because he doesn't want his kids to see it.

"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films," Brad Pitt told the BBC. "I can't see any more nude scenes in my career."

A naked Brad Pitt previously burned up the big screen in Thelma and Louise and Troy - as well as with a nude Angelina Jolie in the flick Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Zahara and Shiloh won't be seeing Brad Pitt naked on screen.

As for his future in films, the Pitt is promoting The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and told the BBC he's "got very few films left. Who knows how many I'll get to do, so I want to do something I'm interested in. Otherwise, I don't want to bother. I think it's a younger person's game."

Brad Pitt recently dropped out of the film State of Play, and also said he wasn't interested in making any more movies of the Ocean's Eleven variety.

"There's no more," he said of the series of flicks he made with George Clooney, Matt Damon and Andy Garcia. "I think we need to put away childish things."

And Brad Pitt nude. Consider that put away for good. Sorry guys.

Marco Jaric averages 9.3 points per game for the worst team in the NBA. But the random Minnesota Timberwolves guard is among the leaders for MVP voting now that his relationship with Victoria's Secret goddess, Adriana Lima, has been made public.

While teammate Mark Madsen wouldn't comment on whether or not anything he's seen on Marko Jaric in the shower might have led to this impressive conquest, he did say that Lima has helped Jaric's mediocre basketball skills:

"Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he's a new man. He's flying all over the court. He dunked! I've never seen him dunk."

Take this, Tony Romo! Marko Jaric is one-upping your tanging of Jessica Simpson (and Alli Sims, and Sophia Bush, and Carrie Underwood...) with Adriana Lima.

Winning a pair of Indy 500 races didn't go to the head of Helio Castroneves.

But his ex-fiancee, Aliette Vazquez, claims that the success this race car driver enjoyed on Dancing with the Stars drove his ego out of control.

Sources close to the couple told TMZ that the reason the couple split was simple: Helio went Hollywood! Reportedly, Castroneves' newfound "fame" was too much for his girlfriend of six years. As his popularity grew, so did the man's ego...

Dancing with the Stars champ Helio Castroneves dreams of Hollywood.

As a result, Aliette Vazquez hit the road, but is supposedly "over him," according to the insider. She was even spotted selling her jewelry line yesterday at the Biltmore Hotel in Miami. Take that, Julianne Hough!

Was it a kidney infection, as is being widely reported, or something else that sidelined Mary-Kate Olsen for the past week? Did Sean Avery or Stavros Niarchos do a number on her heart, or did she merely suffer renal failure?

We may never know.

Regardless, she's been out of commission - but is now determined not to let her frail condition keep her down. Malnourished but optimistic, Mary-Kate Olsen hit the streets of New York, with huge bodyguards aiding her every step, yesterday.

Mary-Kate Olsen gets some fresh air on what may be one of her last days.

Despite fears that a rogue breeze might finish her off any second, the brittle actress forged on, determined to pick up some new thrift store designer clothes.

We urge everyone to pray Mary-Kate Olsen makes it through the week. And to put their Full House DVDs up on eBay, because they could double in value real quick.

Andy Garcia is paying tribute to slain NFL star Sean Taylor, who died this week after being shot inside his Florida home during an apparent break-in.

The actor's niece, Jackie Garcia, was the girlfriend of the Redskins safety and was
there Monday night when they heard loud noises inside Taylor's home.

Jackie Garcia hid in the couple's bedroom with their 18-month-old daughter, also named Jackie, while Sean Taylor, 24, went to investigate the break-in.

The intruder fired at least two shots, one of which struck Sean Taylor in the groin. The assailant then fled as Taylor stumbled back to the bedroom and Jackie Garcia called 911 on her cellphone. The phone lines to Taylor's home had been cut.

Andy Garcia's niece was with Sean Taylor on the fateful night.

"His heroic action on that tragic night saved both of their lives and is a testament to his humanity and courage," Andy Garcia, the star of Ocean's Thirteen, said in a statement to the Miami Herald. "His spirit will live forever, in our hearts and through the legacy of his achievements and the family he leaves behind."

Jackie Garcia and Sean Taylor were high school sweethearts at South Florida's Gulliver Preparatory School and attended the University of Miami together.

"Sean Taylor as known to many as an extraordinary athlete and unquestionable teammate," Andy Garcia, 51, added. "To those of us who had the good fortune to count him as a member of our extended family, we will always remember him as a caring and loving individual."

The Miami-Dade police director said Wednesday that authorities have "no reason to think this was anything other than a burglary or a robbery."

There are no suspects in the murder of Sean Taylor, who died at the hospital after suffering major blood loss and brain damage as a result of the shooting.

Hulk Hogan was faced with numerous precarious situations inside a wrestling ring - but the multiple-time WWE champion typically came out on top.

We wonder if the same will hold true in his personal life.

As he faces a divorce from Linda Hogan, The Hulkster is now also the center of new evidence released by police on Wednesday that is incredibly damaging to both himself and his son's case.'

According to The St. Petersburg Times, a receipt from Albertson's Liquor Store on the day of Nick Hogan's accident shows that his father purchased $78 worth of beer and ice at 2:14 p.m. A clerk, June Hoopingarer, said Hulk bought the items and was accompanied by his son and several other young men.

The report says Nick Bollea and his pals spent the day of the accident on a boat with Hulk, as everyone consumed beers and had a jolly good time.

Later that night, though, well, we all know what happened

So she's not pregnant. Britney Spears is still insane, however.

The latest puzzling antics from the alleged singer? Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in W. Hollywood.

There, she loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told [Britney Spears] they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."

The source adds: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes." Which distinguishes this from any other day ... not at all!

Then, the kinky sex fiend threw a fit, took off her pants and underwear as she tried on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal" stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other shocked customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that the scene Britney caused was ridiculous: "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room' ... It was like dealing with a child."

Britney Spears' tantrum only worsened.

"The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source says. "As payback, on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"

So, to sum up, Britney Spears took off her pants and underwear in an X-Rated sex shop, then got pissed when the staff told her she was out of line, then shoplifted from it. We await a Sam Lutfi text message commenting on the matter.

Think Lucas Grabeel is jealous of Zac Efron?

We only ask because, well, have you even heard of Lucas Grabeel?

He's Efron's co-star in High School Musical, portraying the role of Ryan Evans, brother of Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale). Still, it seems as though Efron gets the majority of attention, having picked up movie roles in Hairspray and the upcoming Seventeen.

Note to Lucas Grabeel: if you want more publicity, perhaps you should shed your clothing. It worked well for Vanessa Hudgens.

Britney Spears' ex-producer and greasy former beau, J.R. Rotem, has issued a statement denying In Touch Weekly's new cover story that claims Spears is pregnant and Rotem is the father of what would the singer's third child.

We hope you're sitting down. This J.R. Rotem statement is a whopper:

"There is absolutely no truth to this."

Thanks, J.R.

Rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant surfaced yesterday, setting the celebrity gossip world on fire. But they were refuted by the end of the day, when her pal, Sam Lutfi, sent a text to Ryan Seacrest, calling the story "completely fake."

J.R. Rotem and Britney Spears, seen last December after hookin' up.

"BS. Don't know who made it up," Sam Lutfi texted Seacrest regarding the story about a pregnant Britney. "J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake. Completely fake."

Alright, now that the pregnancy issue is settled for good, we can all go back to talking about how insane Britney Spears is, how she abhors the concept of underwear, how Sean Preston and Jayden James are scarred for life, and so on.