Bear with us, readers, but The Hollywood Gossip staff members just have to ask: Brody Jenner, what the hell are you thinking?

You've got this new girlfriend named Cora Skinner. She's cool and laid back and she's a lingerie model. While the photos below have some serious air-brushing goin' on, she's not exactly un-hot. Agreed?

Obviously. So why the hell did Brody Jenner and Lindsay Lohan supposedly hook up over the weekend in N.Y. when he gets to hit this?

Ponder that as you drool over these Cora Skinner pictures ...

Once again, get it together, Brody. Cora Skinner, 22, was even said to have met his family. What gives? If he blew it with both Lauren Conrad on top of this fox, and had only Lindsay frickin' Lohan to show for it? Wow. Unforgivable.

Is the cover shot of an upcoming Blender Magazine truly of Britney Spears nude? And - we never thought we'd ask this - but would people even care anymore if it were?

As previously reported, the publication was considering a body double for the photo shoot considering how "out of shape" Britney is. That's one way of putting it.

Downright homely would be another.

Take a look at the picture and let us know if this is a real image of Britney Spears naked, or if someone has put his/her photoshopping skills to serious use...

In another recent Blender issue: a scantily-clad picture of Heidi Montag may not have required any touch ups. But it did induce a bout of vomiting from those sick of seeing her and evil boyfriend Spencer Pratt in the news.

In order to garner attention, Paris Hilton has already starred in a sex tape, put out a music video and spent time in jail.

What else is a talentless socialite to do in order to remain in the celebrity gossip news? Pretend to be gay, of course.

Previously, Hilton was spotted out with The L Word star Katherine Moennig.

Now, reports are surfacing that she and former reality star Brittny Gastineau were hitting up "lesbian hot spots" over the weekend. If true, this couple would be faker than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?

At the SAG Awards last night, the actress was mum on the rumor that she has (presumable gorgeous) twins in her oven. And the dress Brad Pitt's better half wore to the ceremony didn't sway opinion one way or the other.

Unless, that is, you stare at Angelina's other pair of twins. Don't they seem larger than usual?

The big boobs have it! We say Angelina Jolie is pregnant!

Just three years ago, newly crowned Miss America Kirsten Haglund was eating so little her concerned parents "dragged me to the doctor."

She was diagnosed with anorexia after the lack of nutrition caused Kirsten's collar bones to stick out, her heart rate to drop and her life to suffer.

"I would feel fatigued walking up six stairs," the 19-year-old Haglund said Sunday, a day after being crowned Miss America 2008.

"I was a completely different person. It's not a pretty sight."

Kirsten Haglund plans to spend her yearlong reign trying to raise awareness of eating disorders, promoting the pageant and helping the Children's Miracle Network, while maintaining a healthy lifestyle and exercise.

To clinch the crown, the Farmington Hills, Mich., native sang "Over the Rainbow" and strutted around in a crowd-pleasing strut in a black bikini. Hot!

"You have to have curves," a victorious Kirsten Haglund said proudly of winning her battle with anorexia. "You can't look like a stick-thin model."

The aspiring Broadway star even ate the silver medallion chocolates left on her pillow in her suite at the host site, she said.

"I love chocolate," she said. "Chocolates are a girl's best friend."

A 5-foot 8-inch blonde, Haglund said she doesn't disclose her weight to avoid setting standards for youths obsessed with getting lighter.

After the crazy stories about Tara Conner, Katie Rees and other troubled beauty queens, here's hoping Kirsten Haglund sets a great example.

As if saving the endangered whales and other marine mammals of planet Earth weren't an important enough cause, how can you not rally around any effort that has such an adorable, talented, de facto celebrity spokesperson?

A smiling Hayden Panettiere led the rally against the resumption of commercial whaling in Washington, D.C.'s Dupont Circle Sunday.

Hayden Panettiere: Save the whales, save the world!

The 18-year-old Heroes star was greeted with applause as she gave her speech in front of supporters, including her mother / manager, Lesley Panettiere.

Boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia was not on hand, but we are pretty sure he would be quite proud of his girl. If not, you've got issues, Milo!

Hayden Panettiere - who gained international attention for her recent dolphin protest - will meet with representatives of Japan, Norway and Iceland.

Follow this link to learn how you can help Hayden save the whales and threatened marine mammals globally. Also, follow this link for continued updates on Milo and Hayden, as well as all the Heroes spoilers and news you can handle!

Thank goodness for the UK's News of the World.

Without that celebrity news (and we use the term loosely) tabloid, we'd swear that there were no great writing talents left in the world.

These people seriously make up some great celebrity gossip - not that it stops us from publishing it, since it's so damn funny.

Today's installment?

The paper claims that Britney Spears' shady paparazzi lover, Adnan Ghalib, is trying to sell several videos of Spears for around $2 million.

Here's a description of each alleged clip featuring a ranting Britney that Adnan Ghalib allegedly has and wants to sell, as "seen by a NOTW source" ...

Britney Spears video #1: The singer sitting on her bed wearing a little nightie, mumbling to herself and apparently talking in the third person. "When Britney was a small child, she had to work really hard," Spears reflects. "When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."

Britney Spears video #2: Wrapped in a towel on the bed and talking to herself, Spears says, "Britney has an angel looking out for her, don't you, angel?"

Britney Spears video #3: Talking to Adnan Ghalib, who is filming her, she says, "I'm really happy. Bubba's here for me now. It's all good."

Wow. Bubba. Bill Clinton would not be happy.

What's more, the NOTW reports, Adnan is reportedly keeping another three clips which show a hysterical talking in third person and screaming: "Britney wants to live. I'm not crazy! I miss the kids and I did love Kevin!"

Their battle for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination has taken over the news, but we're going back to their college days for this photo finish.

Born in 1947, Hillary Clinton is a product of the baby boom generation through and through... right down to her obligatory hippie phase in the late 1960s.

While he missed out on that part of American history, Barack Obama (born 1961) was still one cool customer when he enrolled at Columbia University.

My, how these youngans have grown up ...

Which do you like better: the Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama of yore?

In Saturday's South Carolina primary, Obama defeated Clinton in a rout that may only be surpassed by Tom Brady and the Patriots in next Sunday's Super Bowl. Obama won 55 percent of the vote to Hillary's 27 percent.

The next big date on the primary calendar for these co-frontrunners is February 5, a.k.a. Super Tuesday, when more than 20 states vote.

All 85 pounds' worth!

Just two weeks after welcoming daughter Harlow, Nicole Richie is already skinny again. That's what not ingesting any nutrients will do!

Clad in a tight black dress, Richie and her rocker beau Joel Madden joined her dad, Lionel Richie, at a birthday party Friday for her manager Benny Medina.

There's plenty to celebrate for the family: Medina recently brokered Nicole Richie's $1 million sale of the first pictures of little Harlow Madden.

This next part is sweet, though.

Joel Madden recenly blogged that he "had no idea what love even was until Harlow came along. I swear it's so hard to leave during the day, but always so rewarding to come home to the little family... She is growing so fast!"

As the entertainment world mourns the loss of Heath Ledger, the Screen Actors Guild awards went on as scheduled Sunday in Los Angeles.

Here's a look at this year's SAG award winners from film and TV:

FILM

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Julie Christie, Away From Her

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Javier Bardem (pictured), No Country For Old Men

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Ruby Dee, American Gangster

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
No Country for Old Men

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