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This is our favorite supermarket tabloid tradition:

Not only do these celebrity gossip magazines invent sources and articles, they actually use the first person on cover stories to pretend as though the stars themselves have provided interviews and confirmation.

Our favorite example: when OK! Weekly touted Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as giving readers a tour of "our home." Not a word was actually uttered by either actor in the article itself.

The same applies to the latest issue of this rag, as you can rest assured that neither Taylor Swift nor Taylor Lautner are quoted as saying they're in love.

Let us save you the cover price: the publication has no new information on Taylor Squared. For free, you can read all about their hockey game date and Swift's kind words about Lautner on The Hollywood Gossip.

Let us also save you the trouble of wondering about whether or not Rob and Kristen are "back on track." (They were never off track); or whether Glee stars Lea Michelle and Cory Monteith are dating. (They aren't.)

Also, Khloe Kardashian has no "baby news." There. Aren't you glad THG is around?

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She's dated Derek Jeter, starred opposite Will Smith and is very attractive.

Still, Gabrielle Union receives very little celebrity gossip attention, a fact she's clearly aiming to change in a new Men's Health magazine feature.

The actress, who recurs on FlashForward in the role of Demetri's fiancee, poses nude (and covered; damn you, buttoned shirt!) for the publication, while speaking on a number of personal issues, including: oral sex, orgasms and penis size.

Gabrielle Union Picture

We'll let Union take it from here:

On what women talk about: When you’re in the dating phase, you tell your friends everything. Was it big? Did he know what to do with it? Is he into oral? Everything. The dissection is complete.

On post-coital feelings: Nobody wants to feel like just a vessel. You want equal participation, so it’s not ‘68 and I owe ya one.’

On oral sex: If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof.

On getting off: If both people can climax quickly, sex doesn’t need to go on for two hours — at some point, Law & Order is coming on! But it’s terrible if a man is two minutes and you’re nowhere close.

No way is she referencing Jeter there. That guy comes through in the clutch. Literally!

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They make us laugh. They make us cry. They occasionally make us change the channel when the wife walks in, or want to hurl the remote at the screen. What would TV be without romances ranging from depraved to desperate to delightfully boring?

Here are The Hollywood Gossip's top 10 TV couples of this fall ...

10. Violet and Auggie (Melrose Place)

Conniving Violet and recovering addict Auggie, who flirt constantly on the Melrose remake, are on this only because their "chemistry" offers so much unintentional comedy. And got both Ashlee Simpson and Colin Egglesfield fired.

9. Meredith and Derek (Grey's Anatomy)

Meredith and Derek (McDreamy) have been together so long, it's almost as if there is no relationship drama left for Grey's Anatomy to waste time on. Which is a good thing, after year after year of breakups and will-they-won't-they nonsense.

8. Betty and Don (Mad Men)

We're suckers for the period piece. And January Jones. She and Jon Hamm may look like a wholesome '50s couple, but they aren’t that innocent. Or even close.

What's not to love about Jim and Pam from The Office?

7. Jim and Pam (The Office)

These two have melted our hearts, and made us laugh along with the rest of the Dunder Mifflin gang with memorable Office Quotes from day one. When their baby arrives later this year, we might just burst from cute overload.

6. Darryl and Roxie (Eastwick)

Newbie witch Roxie (Rebecca Romijn) may be dating much younger Chad (Matt Dallas) but can’t resist a more mature, mysterious Darryl Van Horne (Paul Gross).

5. Peter and Elizabeth (White Collar)

Just a few episodes in, new USA series White Collar features Peter (Tim DeKay) and Elizabeth (Tiffani Thiessen), who may struggle to make time to see each other, but always find a way to make up for lost time, if you know what we mean.

4. Bill and Sookie (True Blood)

This HBO twosome definitely wins most R-rated! Sookie (Anna Paquin) and Bill (Stephen Moyer) have lots and lots of sex. They may be madly in love, although another vampire, Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) poses a potential threat.

Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin

Two very different but equally appealing vampire couples make our list.

3. Stefan and Elena (The Vampire Diaries)

Mystic Falls high school student Elena (Nina Dobrev) is attracted to Stefan, a vampire more than 150 years old (Paul Wesley) but after Elena learns what he really is, she recoils. There's enough tension here to carry The Vampire Diaries for years!

2. Chuck and Blair (Gossip Girl)

Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick are so great as their Gossip Girl alter egos that they may have created a new prototype for TV relationships - they are actually more entertaining together, while still growing as individuals, than apart.

1. Finn, Quinn and Rachel (Glee)

Okay, so it's more complicated love triangle than couple, but bear with us if you have not seen Glee, which is one of the best new shows of the fall season so far:

QB Finn (Cory Monteith) has a crush on Rachel (Lea Michele), he’s committed to former cheerleader Quinn (Dianna Agron) who says she’s pregnant with his baby. But football player Puck (Mark Salling) has admitted he is the baby daddy!

Agree? Disagree? Comment and add your own!

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Dr. Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson's best friend and doctor for decades, and who is also rumored to be the biological father of two of his children, is back in the news.

This time, it has nothing to do with Jackson's health or the paternity of his offspring. Klein is offering an interesting theory on Michael's 1993 child molestation case.

An MJ Pic

As you probably know, a boy accused Jackson of molesting him, which the music icon denied. The case was settled out of court; MJ was never convicted of a crime.

Michael Jackson with his old friend and dermatologist.

A key piece of evidence in the case was that the accuser could identify a discoloration on the singer's genitals. Not something you just happen to see, right?

It is this that Klein is offering an explanation for. In a discussion with TMZ, Klein says there's a perfectly good reason ... even though it's still very strange.

If you don't want to be grossed, or potentially weirded out, we suggest you stop here. If you want, follow the jump to continue reading Klein's explanation ...

Continue Reading...

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It took approximately four weeks longer than it should have, but Dancing with the Stars finally sent its two weakest competitors home this week.

Michael Irvin and Mark Dacascos were each sent packing, as the boring season will at least continue now with a quintet of worthy contestants.

Said the former NFL wide receiver. "Last night was a great night, and to see the audience here standing up as a way of saying they appreciate the hard work, it means a great deal to a lot of people right now, with the economy going the way it has."

We're not sure if any studies have proven that no-doc mortgage applicants suffering through foreclosure are comforted by D-listers dancing, but, hey, whatever makes you feel better, Michael.

Irvin Dancing

Dacascos added: "[It's] certainly much harder than it looks on television. It's a lot easier to watch it than do it."

He'll have the chance to sit back and do so next week, as Kelly Osbourne, Donny Osmond, Aaron Carter, Mya and Joanna Krupa perform two dances each.

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You think you've seen it all.

A Wisconsin woman called 911 this week to report a drunk driver ... who happened to be herself. Guess she was feeling a little guilty or having an out-of-body-experience? Whatever the reason, she ratted herself out, to everyone's amazement.

The conversation with the 911 dispatcher went as such:

Woman: "Somebody's really drunk driving down Cranton Road."
Dispatcher: "Are you behind them?"
Woman: "No, I am them."
Dispatcher: "You am them?"
Woman: "Yes, I am them."
Dispatcher: "So, you want to call and report that you are driving drunk?"
Woman: "Yeah."

Classic. Check out the news segment below on this:

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As one of the few celebrities who likes to keep her personal life guarded, Carrie Underwood rarely gives us insight into her relationship with NHL star Mike Fisher.

Much as we'd like to know more, we can appreciate this.

The country star made a rare public declaration of love for Fisher this week, though, giving the hockey player a shout-out on the liner notes of her new CD, Play On.

"Thank you #12," she writes to Mike Fisher in the notes, referring to the Ottawa Senators center's jersey number. "You are the most amazing addition to my life!"

"You are such a wonderful person and have had such an amazing hand in the building of this album and in the growth of me as a person. I love you so much! You make my life better in every way! I thank God for you every day... xoxo, Carrie."

All together now ... Awwww.

If Carrie Underwood loves Mike Fisher, then so do we!

Though the couple have mostly remained under the radar, recently they've been more open (a little more open) about their nearly year-long relationship.

Carrie, who is hosting a two-hour variety show on Fox December 7, has not gone totally out of her way to dodge questions (and cameras) as she once did.

Last month Fisher talked to The Sens Show, an online news program for his team, saying the busy twosome work hard to spend their free time together.

"Obviously it's tough with our schedules to see each other," he said at the time of his American Idol-winning love. "But we find a way to make it work."

True love always does find a way. Sniff.

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The cover art for Chris Brown’s new album, Graffiti, has officially been released. The album is scheduled to come out on December 15, less than six weeks away.

We are trying to figure out of the cartoon characters in the bottom right are really part of the album cover or not. They seem out of place. Is that the point?

This is the only copy of the cover we could find, so it's possible someone just added them (a little photoshop graffiti, if you will) as a joke. If so, nice effort!

Chris Brown Graffiti Cover

Chris just released the second single from his new album, “Crawl.” The video will reportedly feature none other than R&B star Cassie. Shaved head and all.

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It's a good time to be Taylor Swift.

The music superstar continues to break sales records; she's hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend; and she's involved romantically with Twilight Saga stud Taylor Lautner.

The 19-year-old beauty is also the new face/voice of Band Hero, the latest game in the Guitar Hero franchise. In a new, adorable commercial, she shares a stage with Rivers Cuomo from Weezer, Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy and Travis Barker from Blink-182.

Swift, of course, is the main attraction. See for yourself:

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Amy Winehouse has apparently swapped her obsessions with alcohol, drugs and boning Blake Fielder-Civil for a healthier addiction: working out at the gym.

The singer, who has been "drug-free" for a year (not including lots and lots of marijuana, of course), now spends much of her spare time in her private gym.

Her father, Mitch, said: “Everything at the moment is under control. Sometimes - I’m not talking about Amy - other addictions come after another addiction."

“One of Amy’s positive addictions is she’s got her own gym. She’s there 3-4 hours a day. I mean boy is she fit. Really, really fit. So that’s a positive addiction.

Amy spent several months this year on St. Lucia to escape her demons and "work on her new material," i.e. get plowed off beer and boink Josh Bowman.

The Winehouse Workout!

FITNESS POSTER CHILD: Amy Winehouse really smoked that last workout!

Mitch credits his girl’s "recovery" (which certainly wasn't evident last week during her award show antics) to her own good ol' fashioned determination.

"She was the one who carried it all the way through and we encourage her any way that we can. But you know, not enough recognition is given to her."

The former taxi-driver and de facto spokesman for the Grammy winner also said Amy had her recent boob job surgery because her boobs were “saggy.”

“I don’t think the boob job was about confidence," he said. "When she lost all that weight, the weight never came back on her boobs, they were saggy."

"So whatever the reason is, she and they look so great now.”

Thanks, Mitch, for commenting. Way, way TMI, but thanks.

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