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In her latest Maxim spread, Aubrey O'Day clearly expects readers to drop their jaw in amazement over how sexy and alluring she is.

She should be excited to know, therefore, that our mouth is indeed open... but it's because we're yawning, not fawning.

O'Day's water-filled pictorial might have been sexier if we hadn't already seen her oiled-up and half-naked on Twitter.

Or stripped-down and entirely nude in Playboy.

But there's nothing new to get excited about in Maxim. If the singer truly wants to be shocking, she'd pose with many layers of clothing on. That would earn her more headlines at this point.

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As media and fame whores go, there's Speidi and there's everyone else.

The gruesome twosome from The Hills is so shameless about their ambition to be famous that their ambition to be famous is their M.O. There is no cover story, or ostensible reason for being. They exist so we will cover them.

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And we do. Because that's what makes Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt so entertaining. Who else would write a book called How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.

It's so delightfully straightforward, we almost admire them. Almost.

Recently, Playboy jumped the shark by featuring Heidi Montag nude. Now it's gone back for a second jump-around with the following Q&A with Speidi ...

Q: What led you to decide to write this particular book together?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: They always say, "Write what you know," and we know how to be famous. Plus, we're both extremely giving people.

What good is having all of this knowledge if you don't share it with others for the low, low price of $19.99, available online and at bookstores everywhere?

This book didn't require much planning. It's like if you asked Michael Jordan to write a book on how to dunk, or Bono to write one on how to be a rock star.

Q: Aren't you worried that revealing your strategies for becoming a celebrity and remaining in the public eye may have a detrimental effect on your fame?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: We're not worried at all. Our fame has never been about being liked. Being liked is fine, and we love it when people come up to us and say nice things, but we're famous because we keep people guessing.

What's more surprising than a famous person telling people how they did it?

Q: You reference Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in the book as two celebrities who really know how to manipulate the press to their advantage. Are you at all concerned that [Brangelina] may have a negative reaction to your description of them?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Well, we wouldn't want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer - you know, because she steals people's husbands! But seriously, we would love to sit down and discuss fame with them.

Q: What's on your agenda in 2010?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets.

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There was mania in Madrid yesterday.

There was sexiness in Spain.

There was awesomeness and alliteration acroess the Atlantic, as Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart continued to tour the globe and publicize the November 20 release of New Moon.

Something has gotten into Pattinson during this press tour, as he's actually been spotted smiling at every stop.

Perhaps that has something to do with spending so much time with Stewart, who Catherine Hardwicke confirmed as Rob's girlfriend earlier this week. Was there ever any doubt, though?

Check out the happy, autograph-signing stars below:

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According to his estranged wife, and quite possibly New York State law, the recent leaking of phone call tapes to the press by Michael Lohan wasn't just a d!ck move.

It was also illegal.

Some legal experts say the father of Lindsay Lohan could wind up back behind bars - familiar surroundings for him - after releasing tapes of his family's phone calls.

The reason? Simple. M-Lo wasn't allowed to be on the calls in the first place. That's according to a protective order Dina obtained in Nassau County, N.Y., in 2005.

The order bars Michael from contacting Dina by email or phone 'til 2011. The release of the tapes, one of which was made in 2008, could be the smoking gun.

DISH SERVED COLD: Michael Lohan has been dishing out serious embarrassment to Lindsay lately, and she and mom Dina are out to make him pay - with jail time.

If police and prosecutors determine he broke the rules of the protective order, as Dina alleges this week, Michael could be looking at some quality time in prison.

Dina Lohan's lawyers have already contacted the Nassau County D.A. about Michael, who shows no signs of abating - he's threatening to leak more on Lindsay.

Sadly for Lindsay, there are no laws subjecting him to punishment from being an insensitive, deadbeat dad, a backstabber or an awful human being. Too bad.

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They were spotted together at Wednesday night's Country Music Awards, but fans shouldn't get the wrong idea.

Julianne Hough says her and Chuck Wicks are still taking time apart.

"It's a good thing for us right now," the beauty told Us Weekly. "We are both extremely busy and working on our careers and really focused on that."

Wicks is likely also focused on finding a girlfriend with whom he can actually have sexual intercourse.

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Hough says she's not experiencing an ounce of heartbreak and that seeing Wicks at this week's awards ceremony wasn't awkward.

"We are such good friends," she said. "We will always continue being good friends."

Sadly, it doesn't sound like Julianne will return to Dancing with the Stars any time soon. We mourn her departure from that show every Monday night when it airs.

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After producing weekly Unintentional Comedy Hall of Fame moments as the single worst actress on TV, Ashlee Simpson was fired from Melrose Place.

But the CW ahow has no intention of letting her and equally awful, fellow pink-slipped counterpart Colin Egglesfield fade away without one last hurrah.

The two engage in a sex-filled farewell before packing their bags. How racy is it?  Colin said: "There are very few clothes involved in the near future."

He adds of Ashlee's character, Violet: "She's up for anything."

Doesn't mean she's good at anything, but, good to hear!

What brings these talentless thespians together for their last hurrah?

Sources close to the show say Colin and Ashlee actually have not one but two steamy sex scenes in the next few episodes, before they leave around episode 13.

That puts their departure around early next year, and it looks like our last impressions of them will be saucy ones. Rumor has it they're almost completely naked.

"Things get pretty violent and kind of crazy," Egglesfield says of his final story line. "Auggie ends up hitting the bottle and falls off the deep end a little bit."

Auggie's drinking was to be more developed, but because of his exit it was cut short. On the plus side, Heather Locklear's return engagement starts Tuesday!

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Last night, a one-hour documentary called Octomom: Me and My 14 Kids premiered on British TV. It will air (as My Life As the Octomom) at a later date in the U.S.

In this low point for reality TV, the freak says "sometimes I think God is testing me," defending herself against her critics, adding: "I'm a competent, good mother."

Nadya Suleman, now a mom of 14, is open about her struggle to bond with each of her octuplets in the early stages of life, admitting that "it takes a while ... I found myself bonding with, like, three or four [more] than the others. It's so hard."

Also hard? Raising more than a dozen kids with no job. Oh wait, no it's not, taxpayers will gladly pick up the tab there. In fact, she should probably have more kids.

The show's producer and director, Luke Campbell, called Nadya "tenacious," as well as "completely approachable" with "a logical sense of the enormity of her situation."

This is the first time anyone has ever used "logical" and "Octomom" in the same sentence. Campbell did acknowledge that he worries about Suleman at times.

"She burst into tears for half an hour mid shoot," he recalled. "[Nadya Suleman] means well, but I don't think in the future she's really going to be able to really provide the necessary level of monitoring and mothering [that a child needs]."

YA THINK?!

Shooting for the documentary, and future installments to air at later dates, began in April. While distinguishing her show from Jon and Kate Plus 8, Nadya says:

"You live in my life one day and you'll see, you'll realize: it's ludicrous."

Indeed. Follow the jump to see a clip of this crap ...

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There was no goalie of any kind involved when Levi Johnston knocked up Bristol Palin. But he does wield a hockey stick in his much-anticipated Playgirl photo spread.

"The shoot was fantastic!" Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, said of Johnston's New York photo session, adding that the nude model wasn't nervous in the slightest.

"We're having a lot of fun with it," Jones teases.

How much did the Bristol Palin baby daddy reveal? "People are going to see more of Levi than thought," Jones says, confirming, "There was a hockey stick involved."

It's not over, either: a second Levi Johnston nude photo session takes place today. Jones, his spokesman, says "Part two is going to be fantastic. That's all I can say."

Levi Johnston cleans up nice. But will he look good naked?

Meanwhile, Johnston has no plans as yet to spend Thanksgiving with the Palins, despite Sarah Palin's comments on Oprah that the father of Tripp is "part of the family."

"Nobody put out an invitation. So we wouldn't want to act premature," Jones quipped.

The manager scoffed at Palin's suggestion that Levi is doing Playgirl for attention. "He's doing Playgirl because he wants to do Playgirl," Jones clarifies. And for money.

"A lot of famous people have done Playgirl: Jim Brown, Burt Reynolds, Mario Lopez."

Mario Lopez?

Motives aside, the Levi Johnston nude photos will run in January, and will be a boon for the naked rag. Says a rep: "Our subscriptions have gone through the roof!"

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Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian's soon-to-be ex-wife, was pretty pissed off earlier this year when he began screwing LeAnn Rimes ... over and over and over again.

Now she claims the actor is screwing her, but only financially. Rough.

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Brandi claims the CSI: Miami star has left her essentially high and dry since they split after eight years of marriage, refusing to give her a dime for food and gas.

According to court documents, Brandi claims that Eddie is raking in $60,000 a week on his show, but he's currently only paying for Brandi's "household bills."

Eddie Cibrian's affairs earlier this year made Brandi Glanville leave him.

Amazingly, Brandi Glanville wants money to help care for their two young sons, as well as herself. Brandi is asking for $39,963 a month in spousal support.

Yes, that's per month. Maybe that will make Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes think twice about flaunting their romantic affair in public every chance they get.

Okay, probably not, but it was a nice thought.

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In a recent interview with E! News, Glee star Cory Monteith relayed a message to reporters:

I'm not Zac Efron!

The Canadian actor has been besieged by comparisons to the Disney star, but he says those have fortunately died down over the last few weeks.

"I'm not Zac Efron! That was the biggest and most welcome change to my life: that I don't have to explain the show and explain how it's not like High School Musical anymore. Now everyone's seen it for at least five minutes," he said.

It's true. We've seen Glee and we adore it.

Still, we're gonna essentially ignore Monteith's words and ask readers to compare these singing studs below. With which would you prefer to perform a naked duet?

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Who would you rather take it from?

 

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