Starting tonight, Perez Hilton will take a brief break from drawing semen on celebrity photos and officially begin his side career as a music mogul.
How we wish we were kidding.
Rolling Stone, as if it had not jumped the shark long ago, is back to jump it again for good measure with a feature of the Perez Hilton Presents tour.
The roster for the blogger's tour: Norwegian singer Ida Maria, New Zealand chanteuse Ladyhawke and New York rockers Semi Precious Weapons.
Selecting the lineup was simple: Hilton went after artists he digs.
“Ida Maria is such a ferocious, raw performer,” he says of the indie rocker, who’s been known to bust out stripteases onstage while performing her tune “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked.” “Live, she kind of scares me,” he admits.
Perez, who it's safe to say is not a fan of Joe Wilson based on the t-shirt he's wearing in the photo above, admits he wants to expand his brand and get into the music business. Even though he has no skills, he has considerable influence.
Often adding new tunes to his site, Hilton is a known almost as much for his love of music as for increasingly unfunny and uninteresting blog posts.
He gushes about Madonna and Lady Gaga. He was also an early fan of Sliimy, who snagged attention with his cover of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer.”
Now, he’s the debut signing on Hilton’s Perezcious Music label.
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