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You never know with these two loons, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to be well on their way to actually finalizing their long-rumored divorce.

The Hills' gruesome twosome have reportedly taken the next step to dissolving their marriage, with Heidi authorizing the service of her divorce papers.

That's right, Spencer Pratt has been served.

He didn't seem too distraught over it, either. Pratt reportedly received and signed the papers late last week, putting the wheels in motion for dissolution.

Speidi's divorce can become finalized six months from the time Pratt received the documents, as per California law. Her lawyer, Jodeane Farrell, said:

"Both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in full agreement to settle their divorce as quickly as possible without the need of a court appearance."

Book Signing Nastiness

In this file photo from the couple's glory days, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt suck some face and hold every copy of their terrible book that actually sold.

While the plastic pair appear to be briskly moving to the end of their marriage they made official on MTV in April 2009 (they staged at least one sham wedding prior to that), they have each been tweeting about their next moves.

Pratt has been busy at strip clubs and working on a 3-D beach movie, while Montag, who dropped out of a reality show with BFF Jen Bunney, has been busy working on music and "finally hav[ing] some girl time for the first time in years!"

"Cleaning house and getting rid of my old life, it feels fresh."

Montag also commented on Twitter regarding the state of her marriage to Pratt, noting that "this has been a heartbreaking experience to go through, and it's not that I don't love Spencer. We just want different things in life."

Confirming that they are actually separated, she notes: "We don't live together. Spencer and I are finally moving forward with our lives, but with any divorce, there is much to work through. We've been together almost five years."

Poor Dolly and Ninja ...

 

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Joaquin Phoenix has gone off the rails of late.

Well, it actually started about a year and a half ago. The acclaimed actor announced he was quitting that profession, became a rapper, dressed like a homeless person, spaced out on Letterman and had to be escorted out of his own concert.

As it turns out, this was all part of Casey Affleck's directorial brilliance, documenting Phoenix's transition from well-respected actor to an unproven rap talent for his new movie. Follow this link to check out the I'm Still Here trailer.

Joaquin Phoenix, actor (left), and Joaquin Phoenix, caveman rapper.

The official synopsis describes I'm Still Here as "a striking portrayal of a tumultuous year in the life of internationally acclaimed actor Joaquin Phoenix."

"Sometimes funny, sometimes shocking, and always riveting, the film is a portrait of an artist at a crossroads. Defying expectations, it deftly explores notions of courage and creative reinvention, as well as the ramifications of life in the public eye."

Deft and riveting? We'll see about that. But it's definitely worth a look.

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Mel Gibson's babysitter, who may have been a key witness in the domestic abuse case involving his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, has lost her battle with cancer.

The sitter, whom he crassly labeled a "wetback" in one of his now-infamous rants, and who claims she witnessed the actor's rage, passed away over the weekend.

According to Oksana, the babysitter had witnessed Mel storming around the house, slamming doors and screaming on the phone, "I want to [expletive] destroy you."

The woman never provided a statement direct to law enforcement investigators before she died, and says she didn't come forward sooner because of her cancer.

She apparently left the actor's Malibu mansion before his alleged January 6 rampage, during which Oksana claims Mel punched her while she held their daughter.

What the babysitter actually witnessed, we may never know.

However, her testimony could have been critical in at least establishing that Mel was very much out of sorts that day. It's all a moot, tragic point now, however.

In one recording, Gibson is allegedly heard referring to the babysitter, saying, "I will fire (name omitted) if she's at your house. I will make it known and fire her."

The deeply disturbed individual then throws in this dig at her: "I'll report her to the (expletive) people that take (expletive) money from the wetbacks, okay?"

Grigorieva is hoping to strip the actor of custody of their daughter, Lucia, now nine months. Her attorneys say the audio tapes prove he's a danger to the child.

The recordings may not be viable in a criminal probe as they were made without Gibson's consent, though she claims she did so because she feared for her life.

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Just a few days removed from a hospitalization for a rumored suicide attempt, Fantasia Barrino is getting back to work.

The singer's new album, "Back to Me," comes out on Facebook and Amazon today, which means scheduled promotional appearances the artist will fulfill. In a statement, Fantasia says:

Vegas Performance Pic

"I can't thank my fans enough for their prayers and support during such a challenging time. It has given me the motivation to get back to work and honor the commitments I made to promote Back To Me. I put a lot of blood, sweat and tears into this album and I pray that everyone enjoys it as much as I do."

The challenging time to which Fantasia alludes is based around an alleged affair with Antwaun Cook, as well as a possible lawsuit from his spurned wife and the rumor of a sex tape between the couple.

Over the weekend, Barrino and Cook were filmed together by a VH1 camera crew. This has caused many to speculate that the recent drama in the singer's life has simply been concocted for Fantasia for Real, the reality show still set to premiere on September 19.

We'll leave that for readers to debate and simply say for now that Barrino's promotional appearances kick off on August 24 on Good Morning America. She'll then perform later in the month on Lopez Tonight, Live with Regis & Kelly and The Wendy Williams Show.

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Laguna Beach, Calif., natives, longtime friends and reality TV stars Kristin Cavallari and Doug Reinhardt have crossed into new territory and are now dating.

That's according to the always-reliable Radar Online, which reports that the couple took "their blossoming new romance" out on the town over the weekend.

On Saturday night, the two went to Voyeur nightclub in Hollywood.

“They were so cute, holding hands, smooching,” a fellow club-goer said, before they later took it up a notch: “At one point, they were actually making out.”

Whooooa, actually making out?! Get a room, you two!

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  • Cavallari Attire

HEAD OVER HILLS: Are Doug and Kristin a thing? [Photos: Fame]

Another source also confirmed that Doug Reinhardt and Kristin Cavallari, who grew up together, are now dating. In April, they went to the the Coachella festival.

At that point, Kristin was quoted laughing off romance rumors saying: “I’ve known Doug since I was 15 years old. Yeah, I saw him there, but not like that.”

Reinhardt, who briefly dated Lauren Conrad on The Hills before she dumped him for being really boring, recently broke up with ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton.

Doug has also been linked to Miss USA Rima Fakih and Miss World Lane Lindell. If he's really with Kristin now, it's both shocking and totally predictable!

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Tila Tequila probably does not deserve to be hit in the face with beer bottles and/or watermelons soaked in urine.

But that's exactly what happened at a concert in Illinois over the weekend, as the mentally unbalanced D-lister refused to heed organizers' warnings about a rowdy crowd, took the stage to rap, refused to walk away when booed - and then got attacked by a bunch of utter morons.

"I contacted my agents and told them my concerns, and my agents contacted the people who run the event, and they swore to us that there'd be a 100 or more security guards and that nothing like that would happen, and that they needed me to go," Tila told E! News last night about the build-up to the incident.

Tequila says the event was "unorganized" and "the atmosphere was really violent."

Once she got on stage to sing her disaster of a single, "I Fucked the DJ," Tila said:

"Everyone started booing, and I was like, 'Alright, this is a violent and tough crowd,' so I went out there just to try and have fun...But immediately before I got up there, things were being thrown, there was so much stuff being thrown, besides just beer bottles."

At one point, she "looked down and saw human poop." That's never fun.

Tequila will clearly milk this scandal for every second and every penny she can. Along those lines, a lawsuit is already in the works.

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Has Danielle Staub really been fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey?

As viewers consider this strong possibility, they were treated to a new episode of the hilarious/nauseating Bravo series last night. Our THG correspondent has every detail covered. Follow along now...

It struck me tonight:  Watching this show serves the same purpose as visiting a Roman vomitorium.  I feel queasy just changing the channel to Bravo now.  The nausea intensifies as I hear that fakey Godfather-like music start up.  My thoughts begin to race:  Can I handle it one more time or will this be the night that I bash myself over the head with the flat screen? 

Obviously I survived because here I am to share my random musings with you.  Here is the thought that compels me:  One more episode left! Yes, my dearies, we’ve come this far - we can make it to the bitter and horrifying finale.  Let’s all hold hands, say a little prayer, and take a deep breath as we dive in.  It’ll be over soon.

The Housewives Girl

The Housewives, Househusbands, Houseinlaws, Houseelders, and Housebrats dock in Naples. Everyone seems to be excited to get off the ship, especially Teresa’s whiny daughters.  Shirtless Joe bitches as he throws and kicks their 10 million bags down hallways and out of elevators.  He’s grouchier than ever. 

He’s cursing and stomping around having a tantrum.  Teresa tells us that he is pissy because he’s away from his businesses.  I believe that, if by “businesses” she means “half-empty bottles of booze in the basement at home.”

Once aboard the first of several ginormous buses, the nasty touristy kind, Teresa’s girls predictably break down.  Caroline shoots Teresa the snake eye but it is unfortunately ineffective.  “I don’t feel responsible at all if people are in a crappy mood.  That’s on them,” says Teresa.  Later, while exploring their hotel room, the Giudice bambinas discover a bidet, which Teresa refers to as a “beh-deh.” Joe, reminding us that he is a savvy world traveler with infinite knowledge about European culture, adds helpfully, “They’re like douches.”

I never thought I’d be so happy to see the Prostitution Whore and the decrepit lair she haunts but these annoying scenes of Italian tomfoolery are making me crazy.  Danielle reminds her defenseless daughters about her fight with Kim G. and then has a few moments of verbal diarrhea about finding her birth mom. 

At one point Christine uses the word “ass” and Danielle gets all bent out of shape.  “You’re too beautiful and too spiritual to speak like that,” says the woman who runs around town screaming profanities at other women across parking lots.

Filmed in Italy

Discount Danny comes to visit the Prostitution Whore.  They go to have some panini.  Poor Shirtless just wants to enjoy his hot n’ crusty, cheesy n’ olive oily panini but Prostitution insists on yammering away about the other Housewives.  Discount listens as Danielle explains that Ashley “has terroristic tendencies.” 

Danielle is positive she will be attacked by Ashley in the parking lot when she is just trying to get her precious panini.  Discount does a good job pretending to be interested.

Danielle has a private investigator come over so he can begin sleuthing around the backyard turning over rocks and studying the moss carefully with his magnifying glass while he smokes a pipe and twirls his moustache.  Sherlock Holmes doesn’t give her very much hope of finding her teenage birth mom and Danielle lets us know that she wants no drug addicted or homeless biological mommies. She just wants a rich one that will let her inherit a ton of unearned money.

Later Sherlock calls the Prostitution Whore to let her know that finding the records of the birth mom might take up to ten years.  None of us cares one tiny bit, even when Danielle fake cries and tries to act all sensitive and damaged and tells us she’s leaving it in God’s hands.  We don’t care whose hands she’s leaving what in, as long as we don’t have to hear about it anymore.

Back in Italy everyone boards yet another big ass bus to go somewhere, I think to terrorize a small country village.  Shirtless is cursing up a storm while his daughters beat each other senseless.  “Joe on the bus, he was tired, he was cranky, and he was just lashing out at everybody,” Caroline explains.

Everyone is rolling their eyes and making their fingers look like guns ready to blow their brains out as Shirtless slurs and hollers from his seat.  I keep waiting for Albert to yell, “Shuddup already!”  Now a conflict between the dudes would have actually been an entertaining moment in this backed-up sewer of a show.

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Joe Jackson, father of the late Michael Jackson, is feeling disrespected.

His lawyer, Brian Oxman, says his client has not been treated with "dignity and worth" so far by the judge in the Michael Jackson probate case.

Oxman filed papers with a California appeals court, claiming the probate judge was wrong in shutting down Joe's attempt to 86 MJ's executors.

Close friends John Branca and John McClain have been administering MJ's estate at the late icon's request, and as specified in his last, valid will.

Joe's attempts to score cash have been repeatedly struck down by them, as have his attempts to have them removed by the judge in the case.

Joe Jackson: One of the all-time characters.

The trial judge ruled Joe Jackson had no legal standing to object to the duo, since Joe himself was intentionally excluded by MJ as a beneficiary. Rough.

Oxman claims Joe was dependent on his son and should have a right to object to the appointment of men making the financial decisions for the Estate.

Although Joe is alleging various misdeeds by the executors - fraud, embezzlement, whatever he can make up next - he's doing more harm than good.

A lawyer for Michael Jackson's kids - Paris, Prince and Blanket - claims Joe is actually harming them with the "procedural wrangling." Margaret Lodise says Joe only cares about his stake and, therefore, he's "the ultimate dog in the manger."

Ouch. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

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Jesse James and Kat Von D's night out in Las Vegas over the weekend wasn't the start of a new romance, her rep says ... though sources say otherwise.

"They did have dinner, but are just friends," says the rep, adding that the LA Ink star and ex of Sandra Bullock, both TLC show stars, met "a while ago."

"They've always remained good friends," says her rep, noting that despite affection showed during the night, "There is no romance there with Jesse."

"It was just good friends catching up. She's [held] hands with friends before."

Von D in the Hee Zee

No word if they got his-and-hers tats in Vegas.

Here's the thing, though. Multiple sources close to the pair say Jesse James and Kat Von D were seen getting all touchy-feely at the Mandalay Bay hotel.

They had a romantic dinner at N9ne Steakhouse at The Palms, but moved on and stayed at another very high end Vegas hotel that night, TMZ reports.

Kat Von D's people are playing the "just friends" card, but insiders say "friends with benefits" is more like it. So the rep isn't necessarily lying here.

It's not the start of a new relationship ... just straight up mauling each other on occasion by peeps who are primarily friends and not looking for more.

Hey, whatever works.

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If supermodel Molly Sims could give any celebrity a makeover, she love to give one to Britney Spears. Wouldn't we all, Mols. Wouldn't. We. All.

“I would take away the boots, all of the tank tops,” the 37-year-old Sims tells Health magazine. “She’s so pretty - she just needs help with dressing."

"She gets too many trends going at once.”

Give her a break, Mols. Girl wore a bra this week! You know that's not easy for her, and we should reward the little things. Baby steps ...

Tank Top Heat

Y'all want me to wear what?!

But the actress and cover model admits that she’s had her own share of flawed fashion moments: “I had braces for two-and-a-half years, and I promise you, I wouldn’t have been the same girl if I didn’t. I would not have smiled.”

In fact, Sims tells the magazine that she’s “not a proponent of cosmetic surgery.” So it's safe to assume she's not a fan of Heidi Montag, either.

And as someone whose life has centered around the importance of looks, the Sports Illustrated cover girl admits, “I think I’ve done every crazy diet there was in the beginning, but it’s weird: I’m thinner now than I was when I was modeling.”

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