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Paris Hilton says a man with "2 big knifes" tried to break into her home early this morning. On her Twitter page, she posted a photo of police apprehending him.

Under the shot, the hotel heiress wrote: "So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him."

Law enforcement sources have confirmed off the record that a man in his 40s was arrested at Hilton's home around 6:30 AM. He was hauled off to a local jail.

Paris told police the man was banging on windows but never entered. Hilton saw the "armed and dangerous" dude on security cameras and called the police.

It's unclear if the guy targeted Paris Hilton, who does not know him, or if it was a random incident. More details to come as the story develops. Here's her pic:

Paris Break-In Dude

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Gia Allemand's exile from ABC's Bachelor Pad was not a shock.

The way in which it all went down, though? That's another story.

Gia tearfully withdrew from the kissing contest because of her boyfriend back home, then cozied up by the pool and in bed with Wes Hayden later on.

"He's like the modern day Shakespeare," Gia Allemand said of Wes. "I have my honey at home ... I never expected to meet someone so amazing."

"I am a confused girl, that's what I am."

"I didn't come to to the house looking to fall in love," Wes later admitted to the cameras. "I'll do anything it takes for Gia to stay in the game."

Gia: The Bachelor

GES?? WIA?? Call them what you want, it's an odd couple!

Despite making the final three of, you know, The Bachelor, Gia seemed beyond moved - to tears, even - by Wes' rendition of "Love Don't Come Easy."

Contrived nonsense or truly unscripted nonsense? We may never know. Whatever his motives, Wes Hayden tried to get Elizabeth Kitt voted off instead.

He threatened Jesse Kovacs, who's kinda sorta dating Kitt, that if he didn't vote her off, he'd be out next because no one wants couples on the show.

It nearly worked. In the end, Gia and Elizabeth tied. David Good, who got to break the tie because he won the kissing competition, sent Gia home.

In tears, Gia whispered to Wes, "I can't look at you. Don't make me cry ... I love you." A crestfallen Wes told the cameramen, "My heart just sunk."

"Somebody went home that didn't deserve to."

Gia said had she stayed, "I would've told Wes how I felt. I don't think Wes knows how I feel. Money, it's not everything. I am an emotional wreck."

Probably a single one after her boyfriend saw this.

Who would you rather ... you know?

 

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If the mother of your daughter died from a drug problem many people attributed to her life in the spotlight, would you take every opportunity to pose said child in front of the paparazzi and on magazine covers?

No? Then you're name is not Larry Birkhead.

The sorry excuse for a human being invited tabloid photographers to daughter Dannielynn's birthday party last year, which would have been his most disgraceful act as a parent to date... except that he actually did the same to Anna Nicole Smith's grave the year before. Yes, her grave.

Not as Cute as It Seems

Now, Birkhead has cashed in on his daughter again, revealing pieces of information about Dannielynn to E! News because... he's getting paid piles of money for it? He feels a responsibility to the public to share secrets about an innocent four-year old? Form your own opinions on this despicable man below, as you read excerpts from his interview:

On missing Smith: "I know what I had with Anna, and I have a 38-pound reminder walking around my house every day."

On how awesome of a father he is: "[Dannielynn is] with me every single day. I spend tons of time with her. That is one of my biggest accomplishments. She knows the happiness she gets at home and from the people around her."

On Anna's drug problem: "If she stopped taking methadone she could have died, the baby could have died."

On similarities between Dannielynn  and Anna Nicole: "She already has motherly like instincts. She's playing with her mom's dolls."

Read the full interview with E! now.

UPDATE: A disclaimer ...

Larry Birkhead is not a pimp in the literal sense that he manages a harem of prostitutes. He is merely a whore, figuratively, for the celebrity gossip industry, and likely making serious bank off his young daughter via features such as this. Thank you.

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Good Friday is arguably the holiest day on the Christian calendar, as it precedes Easter Sunday and commemorates the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and his death at Calvary.

Now, this is why we love Kanye West: the man is so hilariously egotistical that he hasn't merely Tweeted a plan to release a new single each week until Christmas - he's deemed the occasion "good Fridays." Perhaps we should just call him Jesus West from now on.

Wrote the rapper: I know yall need the music so I’m dropping 1 new song every weekend until Xmas. It may be my song it may be a new Jay song etc...

I’m calling it good Fridays. Yall know every Friday yall gone have a new joint from our family. We look at the game completely different now. It’s about the fans. No more holding back. That’s why I dropped see me now… It wasn’t about me it was about the Summer the BBQs etc.

Expect Kanye to remain in the news for awhile. He's scheduled to perform at next month's Video Music Awards and he'll likely collaborate with Justin Bieber in the near future.

That sound you hear is teenage girls screaming... and a few Christians groaning.

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The penal system has worked Lindsay Lohan over for a good, hard month now, but that may be it. She may be released back into the wilds of Hollywood today.

The judge in the actress' case will issue an order later today, and it could be Lindsay's ticket out, confirming recent rumors that she'll be let out of rehab early.

Following a meeting with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley, Judge Elden Fox will issue an order Tuesday in Lindsay's case between 1:30 and 3:30 p.m. PST. 

The doctors at UCLA Medical Center have recommended that Lohan get out before the 90 days imposed by the prior judge, the recently-recused Marsha Revel.

A big reason for that? They think treatment will be easier than expected as she's hooked on Adderall to treat a disorder, ADHD, which she really does not have.

Putting on a Show in Court

Lindsay Lohan's time in captivity may be nearing its end.

Sources say they expect Lindsay's release will probably come this week, to be followed by outpatient care. All signs point to Judge Fox executing this very plan.

If medical professionals' opinions are that she should be released, the judge would have to really want to stick it to Lohan to override their recommendations.

We don't see it happening, since she's now been in jail or rehab for more than a month straight, and especially given that she's such an inspirational figure.

Society: Ready for Lindsay Lohan's return?

 

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Despite the quote-unquote amicable discussions that resulted in finalizing his divorce, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were not exactly cordial yesterday.

“Tiger was sitting down when Elin walked in the room,” a source said. “Publicly they didn’t say a word to each other. They didn’t even look at each other.”

At approximately 3 p.m., Elin Woods was heading back to her Orlando-area home after finalizing the split in Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla.

Both Woods currently live in Orange County, Fla., hours away. In Florida a couple is allowed to file for divorce outside of the county where they reside.

Why they chose Bay County is unclear, but the divorce petition says the marriage is “irretrievably broken” and that a settlement was reached July 3-4.

Elin Nordegren (formerly Elin Woods) is free of Tiger.

The Martial Settlement Agreement they signed also includes a parenting plan, and both Tiger and Elin attended the required four-hour parenting class.

"The parenting plan is in the best interests of the children," the papers read. Married since 2004, they are parents to Sam, 3, and Charlie, 18 months.

The court documents also say that Elin Woods will hereby revert to her maiden name, Elin Nordegren (her full name is Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren).

Causes of the divorce are not stated, as Florida is a no-fault state. But the papers say they have lived apart since Woods' November 2009 car crash.

"The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken" is all we're going to get. No sordid golf-club wielding details or Jaimee Grubbs voicemails.

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Nancy Dolman, the wife of actor Martin Short, has died. She was 58.

"Sadly, we can confirm that Martin Short's wife did pass away," said the star's rep, Camille Kuznetz. "We do not have any other comment to make."

Early Saturday, Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to an emergency call for medical help at the couple's Pacific Palisades home, though no one was transported from the residence, said LAFD spokesman Brian Humphrey.

The Father of the Bride star and his wife had been married for 30 years and has three children: Katherine, 26; Oliver, 24; and Henry, 21.

Martin Short and wife Nancy Dolman, who passed away last weekend.

Dolman and Short, now 60, met during the 1972 Toronto production of the musical Godspell, in which the actress was Gilda Radner's understudy.

In 1981, Dolman appeared in a recurring role on the primetime TV series Soap, though she retired from show business in 1985 to raise her family.

May she rest in peace.

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If rumors are to be believed, Danielle Staub appeared in her final, non-reunion Real Housewives of New Jersey episode last night.

Fortunately, the mentally unbalanced nut job gave our reality show correspondent plenty to write about, as she wraps up her hilarious reviews below. Enjoy...

Saying goodbye to this show felt a lot like when I was a summer camp counselor and I had to say goodbye to the most annoying girl in my cabin.  It’s sort of like, oh, 'I’m going to miss her so much even though she’s mostly a gigantic pain in my ass.'

The Housewives Girl

You know that once in awhile (and I mean ONCE in a LONG, LONG while) she could be funny or entertaining and you start thinking that the times where she was funny and entertaining were much more numerous than they actually were.  And you get all nostalgic and think you selfishly pissed away your good times together, that you were a bitchy counselor who just focused on all the stupid shit she did.

And you throw yourself onto your metal bunk bed with the 30-year-old, plastic-encased, stained, thin-as-hell mattress and allow your eyes to fill with tears because you know you’ll never see each other again and you wish, despite all you experienced with her that summer, that you could catch one last glimpse of her and give her one final hug goodbye.

Well, sort of like that.

I’m not going to lie, I am happy to unlock from my ankle the ball and chain that is this show.  I toss it gleefully in the river.  But it did have its good moments.  Sometimes it was kooky and silly and gleeful in its trashiness.  But, nevertheless, I say goodbye for now, Franklin Lakes!  Goodbye, batshit crazy Housewives!  Let’s hope you manage to survive until next summer when we meet again.

The penultimate episode started out with the whole House clan heading over to Teresa’s house to feast upon bowls of olive oil with hunks of Parmigiano-Reggiano drowning in it.  They discuss, of course, the Prostitution Whore and the case against Ashley, the moron daughter.  Caroline is getting all hot and bothered about this stuff. 

“She just is so driven to try and hurt every single one of us.  The bottom line is, she just won’t go away.”  Caroline has the brilliant plan that she should go set things straight with our beloved Danielle.  (Hmmm..I wonder who came up with this idea?  Maybe…THE PRODUCERS?)  Caroline doesn’t seem to remember that every other Housewife has tried this only to have their various encounters with Danielle go spectacularly awry.  Caroline says she’ll don a bikini and dive into the mud pit with the Prostitution Whore as long as her homies have her back.  

Evil Danielle

Back at her moldering cave, Danielle gets Caroline’s text.  Caroline has written, “I’d like to put an end to all the nonsense,” and the Prostitution Whore doesn’t like that.  But Danielle is a strong, independent lady now and she’s going to this little get-together, come hell or high water.  She reminds her daughters to trust her because they’ve been praying about it.

What does this prayer sound like, you ask?  Danielle:  “Dear Gawd, please flip Dina’s Mercedes into a ditch.  And give Caroline the flesh-eating virus.  And have Jacqueline get run over by a freak escape bullet train.  And let Teresa’s daughters cannibalize her.  Oh, and let me find my biological mom and please make her an heiress.  Amen.”  Daughters:  “Dear Gawd, please send Child Protective Services to our house right now.  Mommy scares us.” 

In Danielle’s own words, “I’m not in fear no more.”  Her daughters roll their eyes as Mommy Dearest declares she will be heading into battle. 

“I will get the dignity and the respect that I deserve,” she declares.  Of course you will, honey!  Just like you did at the table-flipping dinner.  I mean, just like you did when you met with Dina at the restaurant.  No, I mean just like you did at the baby cancer dinner thing!  No, wait!, I mean just like you did at the fashion show!!  NO, HOLD ON, just like you did when you took Ashley to court!!!  Oh, screw it. 

You’ll never get the dignity and respect you deserve, Danielle, because you deserve no dignity and respect.  You deserve to be thrown face-first down into a sewer in a very heavily populated urban neighborhood.

Poor, poor Discount Danny shows up at Danielle’s fortress of solitude.  He hasn’t been fed or watered in a few days and is just looking for Danielle to throw some scraps his way.  Unfortunately for him, he gets the 4-1-1 on Danielle’s text from Caroline while he squats on the stairs in his stocking feet, stomach growling. 

Discount’s theory is that Caroline is the ruler of the clan.  He’s sort of listening to the Prostitution Whore but you can see in his eyes that he’s over it too.  He wants a hot meal and a spin-off show or he’s giving up this charade of being friends with Danielle.  Even trashy ex-con bodyguards with Supercuts haircuts and Wal-Mart jeans can take only so much.

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A competition that started with controversy over body paint concluded with Jimena Navarrete being named Miss Universe last night.

The Miss Mexico title holder beat out an impressive 82-woman field in Las Vegas, which included Miss USA Rima Fakih. She did not place in the final 15.

Upon taking home the crown, Navarrete made it clear she plans to promote Mexican pride throughout her reign, saying: "I want the whole world to know about my country and my people. I imagine that they're all going crazy in Mexico right now. I'm extremely proud."

The second-ever champion from her native country, Navarrete is a model. She was faced with questions about Arizona's recent immigration law during the pageant and replied afterward:

"Every country has the right to impose and enact their laws. But I tell you that all the Mexicans and the Latins that are living here in the United States are hardworking people - people who want to improve on their quality of life."

See that, Carrie Prejean? Not all contestants speak like third graders when asked questions about current events.

Mexican President Felipe Calderon is clearly proud of his nation's new spokesperson. He said in a statement: "Her triumph is a source of pride and satisfaction for all Mexicans, who see in her the fruits of perseverance.

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Almost lost in the shuffle of the Heidi Montag sex tape drama is the fact that there's allegedly a separate video of girl-on-girl action with Karissa Shannon.

Remember Karissa? One of Hugh Hefner's twins? Here's the rundown:

At some point, the original Girls Next Door split and the Playboy founder replaced them with Crystal Harris and the Shannon Twins, Karissa and Kristina.

At some point, Karissa Shannon linked up with Heidi Montag and filmed a girl-on-girl sex tape. It's unclear if Kristina also took part, but the tape exists.

So Karissa says, although she's skeptical Spencer Pratt has the thing.

  • Heidi Pratt Playboy Picture
  • Karissa Shannon Picture

Karissa Shannon, right, and sex tape partner Heidi Montag.

Even beyond from the fact that she stars in a girl-on-girl sex romp with The Hills star - deemed less valuable than her with Spencer Pratt, oddly enough - Karissa is kind of a shady individual, having lived quite the checkered life by age 20.

In 2007, Karissa and Kristina Shannon were charged with aggravated assault and placed on probation ... on the heels of a previous battery arrest no less.

Karissa, one of Playboy's July and August 2009 centerfolds with her sister, is also dating actor Sam Jones III, who was snared in a DEA drug raid last year.

The Twins were reportedly kicked out of the mansion in January.

She recently told SheKnows of her career plans: "I have a lot of goals. I want to be very successful when I get older. I never wanted to be a school teacher or something small, I wanted to be something that people could look up to."

Looks like she's well on her way.

What sex tape sounds hotter?

 

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