Welcome, celebrity gossip readers. Below are some of the top images we've added to The Hollywood Gossip on this first week of June. Click to enlarge the photos below, then follow the jump for more celebrity pics from today and earlier in the week ...
Sorry, Deanna Hummel. You can run around and have an extramarital affair with Jon Gosselin, but you can't hide.
While few photos of Jon Gosselin's alleged mistress exist, Us Weekly - which has dedicated approximately 217 staff members to coverage of the Gosselin marriage - has tracked down a shot of Deanna and Jon vacationing in Utah.
In late March, the pair attended an event called "Spring Gruv" at The Canyons Ski Resort in Park City.
"There wasn't any making out or hand-holding," a witness told the magazine. "But there was that whole girly-smiley-chatty thing. She didn't seem like somebody he'd just met. It seemed like two people having a great afternoon."
That's right, readers: Hummel has been caught doing the "girly-smiley-chatty thing" with Jon Gosselin!
Later that same day, Deanna and Jon went to a bar at the resort. Once there, onlookers spotted the twosome "curled up in one of the booth seats and very cuddly. Nobody was put off or surprised by it at all."
They were shocked at how sloshed Gosselin got, however. Said a source:
"[Jon] just looked different. He was so smashed, his eyes were barely open."
Sounds like Deanna Hummel in her rumored sex tape.
Audrina Patridge makes mouths water on The Hills ... well, sort of.
Depends on what she wears or how much makeup she uses. Still you get the point - and you are certainly going to be hungry for something after reading this.
She's certainly heating up ad campaigns off the set - first for Divine Rights of Denim jeans, then posing as a sexy PETA angel, and now, chowing down on Carl's Jr. new Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger, available at the chain this month.
Mmm. Processed, low-grade ground beef ...
Now that's how to sell a $6, fast food burger in a down economy.
"I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and I was literally salivating looking at all the perfect burgers waiting for me!" Audzo recalls of the sandwich, which looks better on her than Justin-Bobby.
"I was cracking up because I would take a bite," she added. "And almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready."
Audrina Patridge, 24, shot the ad, which debuts June 24, in a barely-there gold bikini on the beaches of Malibu in April but didn't mind the minimal wardrobe:
"We made sure my bikini was reversible, in case of any ketchup or teriyaki mishaps! It was a great experience. Being on the beach in Malibu was an added perk."
Saving the environment is an important cause everyone should get behind.
Don't take our word for it, though. Not that you would. Climate change and environmental issues received a major boost this week from Miranda Kerr.
As we talked about earlier this week, the new Australian issue of Rolling Stone features Miranda Kerr nude, hugging trees, lamenting the declining population of her native country's koalas and calling attention to the climate challenges of our time.
Now that's a story with something for everyone!
Click to enlarge these images of Miranda from the magazine, and do what you can to save the planet. If you do, she might pose like this more often ...
Wow. And we thought Tara Reid had an ugly history of boob jobs...
Appearing this week on Howard Stern's Sirius Radio show, Denise Richards admitted that said she got breast enhancement surgery "a long time ago" after moving to Los Angeles to be an actress.
"I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done," the exploitive mother said. "I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just buy them' and stupidly had them done!"
It didn't go very well. Following her first operation, Richards said her boobs looked "way too big for my body."
So she got more work done on them.
"The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good - they were a D!" she said, adding that a third procedure finally fixed the problem.
Would Richards advise any young actresses to get their chests worked on? No.
"I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!"
What's old is new again for Lindsay Lohan.
The troubled actress was spotted with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson at Bungalow 8 nightclub in London last night. The pair allegedly left within minutes of each other.
We can't confirm what took place back at Ronson's apartment; but we can, unfortunately, report that Lohan may have given onlookers a preview earlier in the night.
Upon exiting a car - oops! - Lohan exposed her crotch of fire to anyone with a camera. That's one disgusting way for this out-of-work actress to make headlines again...
Lindsay Lohan nude, emulating Marilyn Monroe? Sort of hot. Lindsay Lohan flashing her shaven vagina for all to see? In need of censorship.
Earlier today, we told you how Britney Spears kicked off the European leg of her Circus tour with a hot London concert. Well, a couple of aspiring backup dancers were not featured during the show, but displayed some sick moves nonetheless.
Britney just posted some unbelievably cute footage of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, dancing to her music during a break on her tour.
Their song of choice? "Toxic." Check out the video of them gettin' down below!
And pray for them.
Back in April, David Letterman made no secret of the fact that he kind of wanted to see the Lauren Conrad sex tape. Assuming it existed, of course.
Well, last night, Jessica Biel made an appearance on the Late Show that sparked similar comments from Dave, who insinuated that photos of her kissing Justin Timberlake at a recent Lakers game were a preview of what happened later.
He also suggested that the couple's phone calls early in their relationship were of the phone sex variety. Dude is definitely become a dirty old man.
A funny one, though. Especially when he revealed his cluelessness regarding Jessica and Justin's relationship, asking "So, you're dating the guy? We know this, we don't know this? We can talk about it, we can't talk about it?"
"Yes, we're dating," she replied, adding that's it's been "a few years."
"A few years! Really?" asked Letterman. "Am I the only one who doesn't know this?"
"I think so," answered an amused Biel.
We're just glad he didn't ask about the Jessica Biel nude scene in Powder Blue. That could have gotten a little awkward. Watch the interview below ...
Adam Lambert is gay, out of the closet with Drake LaBry and proud of it.
Conversely, Simon van Kempen wants to set the record straight... literally!
The husband of Alex McCord, a cast member on The Real Housewives of New York City, is sick of people thinking he's homosexual.
"If I was gay, I would be gay, but I'm not!" he told Us Weekly yesterday. "I don't want to have sex with men!"
Simon van Kempen loves his wife, not sexual intercourse with men. He wants to make that clear.
Well, that should clear rumors up.
Then again, van Kempen does love to shop and to be pampered, as McCord's co-stars often point out. How do you defend yourself against these accusations, Simon?
"If other manifestations of gay means that I like to wear nice clothes and go shopping, then I guess that's fine!" he said. "I love fashion, but I love my beautiful wife. That makes me gay?"
In closing, van Kempen makes a profound point: "I am Simon, I am not anything more than that. I'm just a loving husband."
Just two days after their hilarious meltdown on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here, and one day after supposedly packing their bags for good, Spencer and Heidi Pratt made a live mea culpa from the jungle last night.
To blame for their behavior, they say, was the same, bad-ass dude who unsuccessfully tempted Carrie Prejean during the Miss USA pageant - Satan himself.
"We realized that we made a big mistake and that the devil got to us and said, 'Get out of the jungle," Heidi said. "[But] it's not even about us. It's about the charity, and it's about the experience. We took that for granted. We're pleading insanity!"
Added Spencer Pratt: "It took us getting out of the situation to realize we had lost our minds. They should have brought a straight jacket, night one, on me."
It's been a different Speidi each day on "I'm a Celebrity."
Despite earlier outbursts in which he said he was an All-Star playing with the Bad News Bears, and proclaimed himself too rich and too famous to be there with the other (non) Celebrity cast members, Spencer Pratt is now singing a different tune.
"I love all those people," he said.
"I think they're amazing and I want to learn from their experience because they all have unique backgrounds. I looked at the whole experience selfishly. I'm here for good. I don't even know if I'm ever going home back home!"
The couple's new objective, according to Heidi Montag? "We want to thank America, and try to win back everyone. We want to win for our charities!"
Awesome. The episode ended with the group voting on whether the Pratts could return. Will they be allowed? Did Speidi plan to return all along?
Who knows. But here's their apology: