Nothing captures the moment and meaning of the Sundance Film Festival like Perez Hilton and Audrina Patridge. Except, well, everything else.

Just the same, The Hills co-star and the venerable celebrity gossip blog owner showed up at the famed film event. And posed for this photo ...

Despite being a member of Team Heidi, Perez cozies up to Audrina.

We don't imagine roommate Lauren Conrad will be too pleased when she sees this picture. Especially if it later appears on Perez Hiltons's website with Audrina Patridge's face defiled by some really lame drawings.

Sorry, Rachelle Washington. You're no longer the craziest friend of a football player making news.

While Ms. Washington merely filed a restraining order against Randy Moss, Lindsey Paulat fired a couple of gun shots into the home of Pittsburgh Steelers wideout Cedrick Wilson.

According to reports, Wilson and Paulat got into a fight at the player's home. The mediocre receiver promptly left his abode and his girlfriend promptly picked up a .35 millimeter.

You can't stop me cover-two defense! Or Lindsey Paulat!

The standoff began at 1 p.m. Saturday, as residents of the housing area were evacuated after Paulat fired a pair of bullets into the wall. No one was injured, but four police departments and the Allegheny County SWAT team were soon on the scene.

Finally, close to 1 a.m. Sunday morning, Paulat was apprehended and charged with aggravated assault and recklessly endangering another person, said Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department.

Those Steelers fans will do anything to steal the spotlight from the Patriots, huh?

Could Zac Efron be jealous of the Vanessa Hudgens nude photo scandal?

Seen here, the High School Musical stud gives celebrity gossip photographers a shot of his blue boxer briefs.

Might this be a sign of more naked things to come? Is Zac yearning for the attention his girlfriend received when she posed in the buff?

What would you give you actually see Zac Efron naked?

Is Adnan Ghalib a thing of the past?

We doubt it, but it certainly seems that the recently inseparable beau of Britney Spears was AWOL as the train wreck spent Saturday night with her close friend and "manager," Sam Lutfi, and his strange new "pal," Chad Hardcastle.

To kick off their night of partying, Spears and Sam Lutfi hit up one of Britney's favorite eateries. No, not Taco Bell or McDonald's. Jerry's Deli style.

Spears was driven around Hollywood by good ol' Osama before picking up her new "friend," named Chad Hardcastle, over in West Hollywood.

He may not even understand his role in her life, but Chad Hardcastle (left) has been hanging out with Britney Spears over the past week. And Sam Lutfi.

A source reportedly close to the trio was quoted as saying:

"The mystery surrounding Britney Spears' entourage member Chad Hardcastle continues. A multi-millionaire pastor's son from Florida, he's rumored to be the man Britney's companion / manager, Sam Lutfi, wants her to date."

Throughout the evening, Chad turned the tables and took pictures of the paparazzi surrounding Spears. Well, he certainly fits right in there.

In the picture below, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are doing more than merely advocating safe sex.

The couple is taking a direct slap at Kim's former boyfriend and sex tape partner, Ray J.

By taking a photo in the Lifestyles Make-Out Booth at the Sundance Film Festival, Kardashian and Bush are endorsing a brand that competes with Ray J's condoms. That's harsh of them.

The good news, of course, is that this is a sign that no little Kardashian is on the way any time soon. Lord knows we don't need a Kristoff or Kaya Kardashian in our lives right now.

NOTE: If you're looking for the naked photos that surfaced in May 2009 - which many people believe Chris Brown may have leaked - follow the link and check 'em out.

This picture here is old - January 2008 style - but come on, look at it... have you ever been this excited to hide under Rihanna's Umbrella (ella, ella, ella, ey, ey ey!).

The sexy singer bares it all in a photo shoot for FHM Germany. As you can tell in this shot, she's certainly letting the rain pour. She'll be all we need and more...

Wanna see more of Rihanna nude in FHM? Of course you do.

She may or may not be voicing Knut the polar bear in a new movie about the ursine specimen, but Suri Cruise looks destined to be an entertainer.

Not only is the 21-month-old a fan of the Spice Girls, but according to mother Katie Holmes, she has also become a fan of American Idol.

Holmes â€" who is getting panned by critics for her comedy Mad Money â€" told Ryan Seacrest about Suri's American Idol passion on his radio show.

When Seacrest said he could probably hook the Cruise clan up with some tickets, the soft-spoken Holmes said, "I would be very grateful."

Holmes did not comment on whether Suri believes current Idol hopefuls Kady Malloy, Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Hennessy are all ringers.

Maybe Suri Cruise will audition for American Idol herself one day.

For now, Katie has her hands full with baby Suri, who is "is growing fast and talking more and more. I am constantly surprised."

She probably felt the same way about that Tom Cruise Scientology video.

No, we're not talking about Jason Wahler.

We mean baggage in the literal sense. Suitcases. She's traveling through LAX airport once again! Her destination: fame and fortune.

NOTE: Please tell us if you know where Lauren Conrad is actually headed.

Lauren Conrad prepares to go through security. Too bad we weren't there to perform a search. Actually, it's not too bad. That job would totally suck!

LC, who says she doesn't know how long The Hills will go on for, looked cute as ever as she toted her pink suitcase through the airport.

Certainly a lot cuter than Heidi Montag.

One recently got married, the other engaged.

One used to have a problem with crystal meth and peeing on stage; the other still has a problem with keeping her mouth shut.

The parallels don't end there. They both wear hideous coats!

At left, Fergie heads out of her hotel in a Juicy Couture coat last spring, while Katherine Heigl goes shopping in L.A. in her windowpane jacket.

Money and fame apparently can't buy style.

Anyway, here they are. Which babe wears this look better, the Black Eyed Peas singer / solo artist or the Grey's Anatomy actress?

No one on The Hollywood Gossip staff or anywhere in the world wants to wake up one morning to learn that Britney Spears is dead.

But, you have to ask yourself, after some of the events in Britney's life over the past few months, would it really surprise you?

No. As we reported, the Associated Press began preparing Britney Spears' obituary within the past month, celebrity news sites report.

Probably with good reason. There are more than a few parallels to the tragic fall of Anna Nicole Smith, and Spears seems unwilling to get help.

These are just a few of the magazine covers featuring Britney Spears' woes. Years in the making, her fall from grace has escalated rapidly of late.

Britney Spears: An insane, mentally ill time bomb. And this was before the stop at church, the pregnancy fake-out, and the latest custody hearing no-show.

Spears has clearly gone off the deep end lately, parading around in no pants, buying pregnancy tests and speaking in a British accent.

People have been speculating as to why this is, and some think the singer has multiple personalities. Whatever the reason, it's unsettling.

At least she has Adnan Ghalib watching out for her.