We've seen Britney Spears nude (and pregnant!).

We've witnessed Britney Spears bashing an entertainment news journalist's car with an umbrella.

We've shaken our heads at the sight of Britney Speas being wheeled into an ambulance, alternately laughing and crying.

But this is the first glimpse we've ever had of Britney Spears praying, if that's what you can call her church stop that followed yet another breakdown outside the courthouse where a custody hearing was deciding her fate as a mother.

It looks more like her, Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib are passing notes in study hall...

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At the hearing, witnesses told the story of a woman out of control. Commissioner Scott Gordon was rightfully concerned that Britney's instability posed a danger to her children.

The next chance Spears will have to regain visitation rights for Jayden James and Sean Preston is February 19. Think she'll show up then? Or will a Taco Bell craving hit?

Shockingly, no, Fila is not Paris Hilton's latest boy toy.

It's a sportswear company that has used the socialite in its ad campaigns for over a year now. Aboard a yacht in Marina Del Rey yesterday, Hilton posed for her latest Fila photo shoot.

As you can tell, the director knew his subject well:

Just pretend like Stavros Niarchos is naked in front of you, Paris! No teeth!

Okay, now do your best New York sex tape impression! Or, well, your own sex tape impression.

Following his arrest for drunk driving and manslaughter, screenwriter Roger Avary has released the following statement:

"Roger wishes to publicly convey his heartfelt condolences to the family of the deceased," said a statement released by publicist Julie Polkes. "Words cannot express how sorry he is, and this tragic accident will always haunt him."

Avary's mug shot is worth another look. What sort of punishment do you think he deserves?

We've reported this before, but such great news is worth repeating.

It's now 100% official that the entire cast is coming back for High School Musical 3: Senior Year. Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman and Lucas Grabeel have all inked contracts to reprise their beloved roles in the franchise.

Tisdale says she looks forward to returning to East High set in Utah one last time.

"I'm excited," she said. "But it's going to be sad. It seems like it will be graduation and I'll be crying while we're filming."

Meanwhile, here are brief High School Musical spoilers about the plot of the film:

High school seniors Troy [Zac Efron] and Gabriella [Vanessa Hudgens] face the prospect of being separated from one another as they in different directions to college. Joined by the rest of the Wildcat crew, they stage an elaborate spring musical reflecting their experiences, hopes and fears about their future.

The film is scheduled for an October 24 release. Mark your calendars!

James Rousseau is not content being just a pretty face who's dating just another pretty face (Kate Bosworth).

Therefore, the Britsh model is attempting to break into the music industry - and has actually released a single called "To Make You Mine."

Who might that be about?

Rousseau's MySpace page also says its star is "about to finish writing for his debut album, and will start recording in April this year."

Hey, it can't be any worse than Heidi Montag singing!

We've actually uncovered the lyrics to Rousseau's debut single:

I'm lost in thought all the time
You are always on my mind
You rise a light known (?) that I'd seen before
You kept coming back for more
I wonder if you know what you mean to me
Let it overflow over you and me
I will kill a thousand men to make you mine
The blood upon my hands won't mean a thing
I'm as good as dead without you by my side
I might as well be crucified
You won't let me in
You put me back on my feet
You paint a smile on every face you make
I try to do the best I can for you
I love the crazy things you do

Joel Madden is excited to be a father, even he he admittedly "[sucks] at diapers."

"I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter," wrote Madden about Nicole Richie and Harlow Winter on his DCMA Collective website under the heading "It's a Girl!!!!"

The rocker added that his new born "is 19 inches long and growing everyday already! We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives."

In frightening news for Harlow, however, Madden also says she "looks so much like her mom its crazy!"

That's bad enough. But as long as the little one doesn't act like her mom - popping pills, driving drunk and never eating - she should be okay.

Whether it was due to her mental breakdown 10 days ago, her bizarre behavior today outside a Los Angeles courthouse or - most likely - a combination of these events and countless others over the past year, Britney Spears has lost all visitation rights to her children.

"It's suspended, period," said the Court's Public Information Officer Alan Perichini of Britney's right to see Jayden James or Sean Preston.

The next hearing will take place on February 19.

At this point, the most ardent Britney Spears supporters have to acknowledge she is currently unfit to be a mother. Even K-Fed's lawyer sounded downtrodden in supposed victory.

"The word victory is not something that Mr. Federline or his counsel would ascribe to the results of the court," Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told reporters after the ruling.

"There is no joyous feeling," Kaplan added. "This is a grave situation for everybody. And while we believe Mr. Federline is pleased that the court did make an order that we feel is an appropriate, there is no joy in it for him."

What, did you think Britney Spears news was done for the day?

Just because the crotch shot-loving singer abandoned her custody hearing a couple hours ago, it doesn't mean she's done making weird scenes alongside Adnan Ghalib:

The pair made a pit stop at the Little Brown Church in the San Fernando Valley immediately following her fleeing of the paparazzi-laden courthouse scene.

Bill Thomas, assistant pastor said: "Britney was only in here for a few minutes. Our church is open 24 hours a day, so I don't know if she has ever been here before. She did not get married in here. We welcome anyone, including Britney, into our church at any time."

Sources say Spears just walked in, sat down and walked out. We'd like to think she was praying for the return of her underwear.

 

With the new season of American Idol premiering tomorrow, we're guessing producers hope Jessica Sierra just goes away. She doesn't exactly bring positive publicity to the franchise.

And now it does look like the trouble singer is leaving the public spotlight. Sort of. Sierra has entered Pasadena Recovery Center and has started her one-year, court-ordered rehab.

Of course, sources tell TMZ that Dr. Drew Pinsky met with Sierra on Saturday afternoon, as he tries to work with a Florida court to get permission for her to attend group meetings outside the facility. Which he'll probably televise for a reality show.

The singer still faces the uphill battles of her pregnancy, a year in rehab, and Vivid Entertainment's release of a the Jessica Sierra sex tape some time week.

You absolutely cannot make this stuff up.

Britney Spears arrived at her vital child-custody hearing about an hour ago... but scarcely got out of her black Escalade, which was being driven by Sam Lutfi.

Spears showed up at the courthouse at approximately 1:15 p.m PST, as her car entered the building garage, then pulled out and started driving around. At one point, Britney quickly got out of the car and screamed at journalists around her:

"Move back, I'm scared. Stop it, stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please."

At that point, she got in and the car drove away.

What, did Britney expect a paparazzi-free greeting? Is custody of her children not worth the hassle of fighting through a gaggle of photographers?

Britney, of course, isn't legally required to attend these proceedings, but K-Fed is there and her legal team "strongly advised" her to attend.

We guess she did attend. Someone just failed to tell her the parking lot didn't count. Jayden and Sean should look forward to a future that involves their mother "attending" school plays because she was drinking a 40 in the parking lot.