Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where THG readers try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? Robert Pattinson, posing with adoring fans on the promotional tour for Remember Me. What would be a great caption for this picture?

Posted in: Caption Contest

Influential guitarist Alex Chilton, who shunned the spotlight so much despite his considerable accomplishments that you may not be able to place the name, has died.

The singer and guitarist was just 59. 

Posted in: R.I.P.

Joslyn James, one of many Tiger Woods mistresses, is prepared to start properly cashing in on her notoriety by releasing "sexts" from the world's #1 golfer.

The porn star, whose dalliances with Tiger are said to have upset Elin Woods even more than most of his affairs, is going public today with more dirt on him.

Posted in: Tiger Woods

Following Tuesday night's American Idol performances, and given how average a lot of them were, it isn't surprising to see Lacey Brown go on last night's results show.

The pastor's daughter from Texas got no love from the judges or the fans for her cover of "Ruby Tuesday," landing in the bottom three with Tim Urban and Paige Miles.

Posted in: American Idol

Evan Lysacek has already won Olympic glory at this year's Vancouver games. Can he achieve the rare combination of gold medal Dancing with the Stars disco ball?

The Season 10 cast members make their ballroom debuts Monday night. Up against Evan are an astronaut, a Pussycat doll, an NFL star, Jake Pavelka and more.