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A cameo by Tommy Lee. A sisterly bikini wax. A hungover day at the zoo.

The writers for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami came up with a suspenseful script this week, as one of THG's bravest interns reviewed the latest edition of this E! reality farce below...

The Kardashian sisters really have no boundaries.  Does Khloe really need to walk in on Kourtney peeing in front of Scott and Mason?  I know when you have a new baby they are pretty much attached to you, but c’mon.  Wait a minute, for that matter why are they filming Kourtney taking a piss at all?

The girls then go car shopping and, boo-hoo, Kourtney is upset she can’t get the same fast little sports car as last year because it won’t fit a carseat.  Honey, nobody’s stuffing you into a minivan from the 80’s with wood paneling just because you have a baby now.  You’re still rolling in a very nice car.  Their next stop on the shopping trip is where this episode gets interesting.  Lingerie time is in order for Lamar’s stopover in Miami.

As the girls are trying stuff on, Kourtney bluntly tells her sister that she needs a bikini wax like whoa.  To be quite honest, if you’re sister can’t tell you stuff like that, who can?  Khloe then agrees to let Kourtney wax her. 

It’s just not feasible that a Kardashian sister couldn’t make a last-minute waxing appointment at some chic Miami spa.  I get it, it’s entertaining TV to let Kourt do it (WATCH HERE).  Too bad Kourtney ends up burning Khloe and leaving a mark.  (For the record, I don’t think butter is good for burns.  I’ve actually heard it can make it worse.)  Scott walking in on Kourtney applying butter to her sister’s vagina is just the icing on the cake. 

Poor baby Mason has no idea what he’s even looking at.

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Whenever Katy Perry hits the red carpet, as she did last night at the at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards, you know she's going to make a fashion splash.

The girl can sell records. Notice we didn't say she can sing.

The 25-year-old wore a bright blue Ashish dress with sexy cut-outs. Later in the night, she rocked “California Gurls.” We'd prefer just to look at that dress.

Meanwhile, The City star Whitney Port arrived in a colorful dress that's right up Katy's alley too. As always, we love her fashion sense. And hair. And smile.

This is a celebrity style showdown even more difficult to choose a winner in than when Perez and Pauly D do battle, only for the complete opposite reason.

Who looked better of these two ladies? Vote below ...

  • A Pretty Perry
  • Very Pretty Port

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Who looked better at the MuchMusic Awards?

 

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In a suit decorated with pandas and pink hearts, and with gray hair to match, Perez Hilton made quite an appearance at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto.

To think that it was one year ago exactly that the celebrity gossip blogger got his ass whomped after the same award show in an altercation with the Black Eyed Peas.

Ah, such fond memories.

This year, Perez managed to go a whole night without catching a beating. Good thing Miley is all about love, otherwise her manager may have pummeled him too.

In any case, how does Hilton's "fashion" compare with that of Jersey Shore star DJ Pauly D, whose hair could use up a few million gallons from the BP oil spill?

Vote below, and ignore the troll on Pauly's arm ...

Polizzi and DelVecchio

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Who was better dressed at the MuchMusic Video Awards?

 

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Joe Jackson makes a lot of absurd statements, and has been known to do or say anything (even milk his own son's death) so that he might financially benefit.

He's blamed Katherine Jackson, his own wife, for not intervening with her son in time. That's despicable. But in the case of AEG, he may actually have a point.

We reported earlier that Joe is suing AEG, Michael Jackson's concert promoter, for its role in the star's death. More details of this legal pursuit are now clear.

The company put enormous pressure on Michael to perform for his London concerts last summer, his father claims, that it influenced his doctor's practices.

That would be Dr. Conrad Murray, who was forced to to heavily sedate the singer with Propofol so he could get rest, which ultimately led to his tragic death.

Joe Jackson alleges this and a whole lot more against AEG in documents filed with the California Medical Board, filed by attorney Brian Oxman on his behalf.

The story goes like this: Michael had only sporadically attended rehearsals, leading to a showdown June 18, 2009 in which an AEG executive allegedly threatened to "pull the plug" on Jackson's rented home and fire Dr. Conrad Murray.

The complaint alleges Murray, who was allegedly promised $150,000 a month by AEG, immediately began fueling the music icon with heavy sedatives, including Valium, Ativan, Versed and most notably Propofol so the singer could sleep.

Murray gave Jackson Propofol virtually every night for six weeks until Michael died. Charged with involuntary manslaughter, Murray is expected to argue at trial that Michael killed himself with a lethal dose while he was out of the room.

In any case, the complaint alleges AEG knew the dangers of Murray's treatment but proceeded, and turned a blind eye to his request for life saving equipment.

The complaint claims AEG was basically practicing medicine without a license, by forcing Murray to take radical medical steps to protect its financial investment.

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Sandra Bullock, beware. Your ex is on the move - to a Texas city near you.

At a custody hearing Friday in Orange County, Calif., Jesse James' attorney John Schilling confirmed rumors that he is permanently moving to Austin in July.

The 41-year-old biker, who shared a home in Seal Beach, Calif., with Bullock, will make the move finishes taping a History Channel special. His reason to?

James said this weekend that his kids love Bullock, who owns a home and lives in Austin herself. The kids want to keep their relationship with her, he says.

He will continue operating West Coast Choppers in Orange County, but plans to work full-time in Austin, where he'll open another Cisco Burger restaurant.

Some say he may betray Bullock again, but there's more to it than that.

Jesse James is about to mess with Texas ... and Janine Lindemulder.

In addition to moving closer to Sandra (whatever the motives), Jesse James' relocation may be designed to thwart Janine Lindemulder, his previous ex-wife.

The porn star, who has battled substance abuse problems and was recently let out of a halfway house, is battling James for custody of daughter Sunny, 6.

She lives in L.A., and over Jesse's objections, was granted periodical, supervised visits earlier this month. But her parole bars her from leaving the state.

In other words, she'd be SOL if Jesse and Sunny moved to Texas. Later!

"He wants her to have a relationship with Sunny, and they are trying to work things out," said Schilling of Janine Lindemulder, without elaborating further.

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Kristin Cavallari recently went to Las Vegas on The Hills to find a new man in the wake of drama in her fake relationships with Justin-Bobby and Brody Jenner.

No word if she succeeded in that endeavor, but she was spotted at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino again this weekend, hosting a rager up in that piece.

Kristin Reacts

The Hills star appeared to be having a terrific time with her friends chilling at the Wet Republic pool, Tweeting during the visit, "Vegas baby!" Indeed.

Cavallari added, "@wetrepublic having so much fun!! Donating portion to my charity @onekidoneworld" See, McKaela Line? Kristin does have a heart.

Kristin soon jetted off to Toronto for the Much Music Video Awards, as she tweeted, "And get ready TORONTO because I'm coming late tonight ;)"

No word if the Canadian city waited up. Or knows who she is. But if they saw pictures of Kristin Cavallari like this one at Wet Republic, they might:

Kristin Cavallari MC's a rollicking Wet Republic event.

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The insanely cute star of The Bachelorette, Ali Fedotowsky, was seen carrying - what else - roses outside Hollywood's famed Koi restaurant this weekend.

Appropriate, given her coy remarks about how the season plays out.

Unlike Jake Pavelka's in-season comments (e.g. "I'm engaged!" or "I'm on cloud nine!"), Ali only vaguely talks about how she's happy with her decision.

Keeping her cards close to the vest? Possibly. Putting the best possible spin on the fact that she doesn't choose either of her final two suitors? Possibly.

The Bachelorette spoilers we've posted have plenty more on the subject if you're interested, but the Massachusetts native remains tight-lipped for now.

Ali Fedotowsky resumes her quest for love tonight on ABC ...

Who, if anyone, will Ali Fedotowsky choose on The Bachelorette?

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It's a very sad day in Hollywood: Amanda Bynes has retired from acting. We'll give you a moment to collect yourself...

In a series of Tweets today, the 24-year old actress wrote:

Bynes Pic

Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it.

I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired.

Bynes has not starred in a movie since 2007's Hairspray. She anchored her own sitcom, What I Like About You, from 2002 to 2006.

Will you miss Bynes on TV and in films?

 

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In her feud with Perez Hilton, we became sick to our stomach actually defending Miley Cyrus and referring to her as "mature."

Now, though, things are back to normal for THG: the self-absorbed singer has gone out and made us nauseous for reasons based around her obnoxious personality.

Asked about her new tattoo, Miley explained to E! News:

There's so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,' and I just ignore it because it's irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that's all we need to focus on.

Wow, what an inspiration! In case that overwrought quote isn't enough to make you lose your lunch, don't worry: there's more!

Below, Miley compares herself to Britney Spears and doesn't let two syllables go by without uttering some some hollow cliche she likely read off a Hallmark card five minutes before the interview was taped:

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Sitting in third place and poised to make a run at his 15th major championship at the U.S. Open, this could be a Father's Day to remember for Tiger Woods.

Maybe he can even give the trophy to his love child with Devon James!

The porn star mistress who claims Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son says he knows all about the kid, and even sent presents for the boy in the past.

Reports that he fathered a child with Devon James surfaced last week, courtesy of claims by the mistress herself, but were refuted by James' own mother.

Devon's mom says a DNA test disproves claims that Tiger is the father.

However, Devon says no such test exists, and went and filed a paternity action suit against Woods in which she demands a paternity test, on Thursday.

Kid kinda does look like Tiger. Just saying.

A rep for James tells us the filing shouldn't surprise Tiger, either, since she told him about Austin T. James (T is for Tiger, obviously) back in August 2008.

He even gave him some swag a month later, she says.

James' rep says Tiger Woods got Devon James got pregnant in 2000, and she didn't see the golfer again until 2006, when he paid $2,000 for a threesome.

At that time, she was scared to tell Woods about the kid because she "thought he would take her son away from her." Laughable, but the story continues:

They began seeing each other (naked) again from 2006-2008, the rep says, and James told Tiger about her son, and that he was the father, in August '08.

Tiger didn't really acknowledge James' claim, but when they saw each other a month later, Tiger brought golf clubs, a hat, and a bracelet "for your son."

Anyone buying it?

 

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