This may be akin to stating that Britney Spears is an unfit mother, but:

Kim Kardashian has massive breasts!

That's been the case for awhile, but don't they look bigger than usual in this photo? Might Kim be pregnant, like Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba and so many other beautiful celebrities right now?

We aren't sure. But we do know this much: New Orleans Saints fans must be worried for Bush. Those knockers could cause serious injury.

Britney Spears' "manager," Sam Lutfi, sent a series of angry text messages to her boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, warning the celebrity news photographer he was "killing her" and setting off Sunday night's massive blowup.

The spat erupted after a hysterical Britney Spears was pictured sitting barefoot outside her L.A. home, sobbing on the pavement.

Adnan Ghalib received text messages from Sam Lufti which read:

• "You're a manic trigger. If you continue to have any contact with her, you'll kill her."
• "It's your decision. You need to cease all contact with her completely."
• "I've tried to work with you helping her but you didn't do as asked only way to help now is disappear. She's never been this way before."

The drama came when Britney reportedly fought with Lutfi over her tryst with Adnan Ghalib, prompting the singer to call Ghalib for help.

Ghalib arrived, but was denied entry to the premises as uber-shady Osama Lutfi warned security not to let him in - and turned Britney's many mobile phones off to ensure he could not reach her, according to the Daily Mail.

The feud between Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi has been raging for weeks.

"They hate each other," says a source, adding that: "Sam doesn't think Adnan is good enough for Britney and Adnan hates the control Sam somehow has on her. Britney is just caught in the middle."

Sam Lutfi reportedly initiated the argument over Adnan Ghalib, warning Britney Spears that her photographer boyfriend is a bad influence.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle brown.

Britney later left with another paparazzo (we think Filipi Teixeira) before meeting up with Ghalib as her father, Jamie Spears, and police arrived.

Many media observers believe that the pair's differences also center on which celebrity photo agency Britney chooses to align herself with.

Ghalib works for Finalpixx. Lutfi is rumored to have a deal in place with X17 in which they take Britney Spears photos and he gets a cut.

That family intervention needs to happen real quick.

In full-out British mode Monday night, Britney Spears asked a celebrity news photographer where his "f**k buddy" was and told him "gay videos are in."

So is gay bashing, evidently. Check out the video of this.

British Britney Spears: Friendly, but not politically correct.

Then, late last night, Spears gave another celebrity photo guy the death stare (from behind sunglasses) after he dared try to open the car door for her.

Wearing her trademark pink wig, Spears was seen at Rite-Aid at 5 a.m. When asked about her new car - the one Sam Lutfi allegedly made her buy, then got pissed when it was reported - she said, "Oh, it's a rental."

A rental, she says. Too bad we can't rent out the space in Britney Spears' head. It's clear that there's not a whole lot going on up there these days.

Miley Cyrus had no comment on her latest round of possibly racy pictures during a recent interview with USA Today. But the popular singer did talk about her relationship with Nick Jonas.

Are these teen superstars dating?

Cyrus didn't elaborate much, simply replying: "We're just really good buds."

Her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, has been slightly more forthcoming. When People magazine first reported on the potential couple in July, he explained: "What kids do these days is that they have group dates. She really hasn't had a date date."

According to Miley Cyrus, she is not dating Nick Jonas. But might Hannah Montana be hooking up with the young pop star?

Oprah Winfrey deserves a better fate than to be lumped in with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

But sculptor Daniel Edwards - who is responsible for a representation of Britney Spears giving birth and a statue of Paris Hilton - has focused his latest efforts on the talk show queen. He calls it "The Oprah Sarcophagus" and claims he's paying homage to the closest thing America has to a living deity.

We claim he's desperate for attention.

Her new Cowboys garb is a step up from the pink jersey.

A very, very, very, very, rather insignificantly small step up.

Nevertheless, Jessica Simpson continues to show support for publicity - and boyfriend Tony Romo - by wearing Dallas stuff wherever she goes...

Jessica Simpson carts her dog and camo Cowboys hat to N.Y.C.

The ditz is unaware, of course, that most of Texas despises her and thinks the curse of Jessica Simpson doomed America's Team this season.

But ignorance is bliss, right?

Fresh from a wild night out in L.A. with Tony Romo, the alleged singer and actress arrived at New York's Kennedy Airport early Wednesday.

At least people in New York will be receptive to her after she helped the Giants beat the favored Cowboys en rote to the Super Bowl.

Following a string of third-place finishes, Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards is expected to drop out of the race this afternoon.

The former senator, 54, will announce his withdrawal at a Habitat for Humanity site in New Orleans at 1 p.m., a senior adviser told ABC News.

While John Edwards' populist message earned him loyal following, "It became clear that [getting elected] wasn't going to happen," the adviser said.

Despite this photo with John Mayer, we're still fond of John Edwards.

Edwards, the running mate of John Kerry in the 2004 presidential election, never got much traction this time around in taking on both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, both U.S. Senators, in his second White House bid.

Allison Janney may have starred in one of the greatest - if not the greatest - television shows of all time in The West Wing, but that doesn't make the award-winning actress an authority on celebrity gossip.

Remarking on a pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, Allison Janney made a movie recommendation for the whole Spears family: her new comedy Juno.

"I think Mrs. Spears should take both her daughters to see it. I think they'd both love that movie," Janney told Us Weekly Tuesday.

In the Oscar-nominated Juno, Allison Janney plays the mother of a pregnant 16-year-old (Jamie Lynn Spears is also 16) played by Ellen Page.

Here's the funny thing about Janney's recommendation - Jamie Lynn Spears actually saw the movie with her mom, Lynne Spears, at the Regal Union Square Stadium 14 the day before she bared her career-shattering secret.

Time to read more celebrity news, Allison!

What's more, Britney Spears' pregnant little sister has even been on record saying she's a huge fan of the eclectic Juno soundtrack.

Sounds like an endorsement to us! And really, what's not to like about a sweet, yet funny movie that frequently employs the word "vadge."

In closing, we hope Casey Aldridge is a better father than Toby Ziegler. What we're saying is that West Wing character wasn't the best dad.

Cameron Diaz has nabbed another hot dude, having been seen "frolicking" on the beaches of the Bahamas with former Felicity star Scott Speedman.

He apparently has a house there and Cameron Diaz has been making herself at home. Good for her. Hey, anything's a step up from John Mayer.

Still, Scott Speedman? Huh? Certainly no Justin Timberlake.

In other news, Diaz is reportedly shopping for a home in West Chelsea, New York City. She is eying a one-bedroom apartment in a two-year-old mid-rise building that is also home to New York Ranger man-whore Sean Avery.

Unless a warm apple pie gets in the way, actor Jason Biggs is set to marry actress Jenny Mollen

"It happened recently," the American Pie star tole Us Weekly about the couple's engagement, adding: "I asked her the first night we met."

The two began dating this summer shortly before shooting their upcoming comedy My Best Friend's Girl. Biggs is currently starring alongside Eva Longoria in Over Her Dead Body.

Mollen admitted she was "skeptical" when she first met the star.

"I had never dated an actor before, so I'd kind of hoped to steer clear," she said. "I was sort of on the fence, and he sort of won me over."

Sort of won her over? With glowing praise such as that, we don't see how this pair won't be together forever.