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LMAO. At this point, that's about all we can muster when we see stories about Heidi Montag and her myriad plastic surgery debacles. What a joke.

Just to recap, the reality star underwent countless operations to become the human Barbie doll, all in the name of becoming/remaining a celebrity.

Spencer and Heidi: Photographers

When that didn't work out, The Hills got axed and she went broke, she began working the reverse angle ... milking this "disaster" for sympathy!

There's nothing new about this cover story. NOTHING.

Spare us next week, Life & Style. Every Heidi Montag plastic surgery story has already been done. Wow, she had botched implants? Who knew?! Shocker.

Seriously, revealing her scars? That's the best you've got? We'll jump at the chance to ridicule Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Pratt, but give us SOME material.

Also, nice tease for Prince William, Kate Middleton and “Why They Split.” Last we checked, they got engaged quite recently and remain happily so.

Great work, editors. Virtual pat on the back.

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The holiday season got the best of us a little.

With much last-minute shopping and so many year-end compilations on our plates, we totally forgot to wish Brad Pitt a happy birthday Saturday.

Angelina Jolie's partner shares his with Katie Holmes and Christina Aguilera, both of whom we gave shout-outs to. Now let's give Brad his due.

THG would like to wish the actor a happy 47th birthday. We're a few days late, but we can make up for it with extra Brad Pitt pictures below ...

We know man. We totally blew it.

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Eva Longoria is getting divorced from Tony Parker following a shocking sexting scandal (thanks, Erin Barry) that rocked this seemingly perfect couple.

Because Sandra Bullock adopted a baby following her equally stunning split from Jesse James this year, In Touch thinks it would do Eva good, too.

The irony, of course, is that Bullock and James actually adopted Louis together, and agreed she would have sole custody after their split. Oh well:

ON HER OWN: We'll believe this one when we see it.

The ridiculous thing, aside from the fact that this scandal pales in comparison to the Bullock-James-Michelle McGee drama, is the Eva photo they used.

At first glance, you'd actually assume Longoria posed for this, opening up to the publication about the divorce and her empowering maternal instincts.

In reality, it's likely years old. Come on, In Touch. Just because you're looking to recreate the Sandra Bullock scandal doesn't mean you can fool THG.

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Sarah Palin really does not appreciate Michelle Obama's campaign to keep America's youth from becoming morbidly obese down the line. Stupid government!

Having already lambasted Michelle over her childhood nutrition initiative, the mighty caribou slayer brought it up again Sunday on TLC's Sarah Palin's Alaska.

"Where are the s'mores? This is in honor of Michelle Obama, who said the other day we should not have dessert," a HILARIOUS, sarcastic Sarah Palin quips.

Her love for put-downs and pickin' fights instead of debating policy intricacies may explain why even ardent conservatives don't want her as president.

Just a theory.

Follow the jump for the clip, during which you can also hear Palin complain about her kids' foibles playing out in the media ... man, that sucks for them!

Also, enjoy a bonus clip of her with Kate Gosselin for good, hilarious measure. 'Cause sometimes, one overexposed TLC family just isn't enough  ...

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What's not to love about celebrity mug shots?

Most of the time, they accompany great stories, and serve as reminders that stars are human, just like us (or contribute even less to society in some cases).

Here's a look at some of THG's top celebrity mug shots of the past year. Randy and Evi Quaid (directly below) made the gallery multiple times, as did DMX.

Lindsay Lohan, too. In one calendar year, that's an impressive feat. We also included Charlie Sheen's Christmas meltdown mug shot from 2009. Enjoy:

  • Randy Quaid Booking Photo
  • Evi Quaid Booking Photo
  • Gilbert Arenas Mug Shot
  • Andy Dick Mug Shot (2010)
  • DMX Mug Shot (November 2010)
  • Jaimee Grubbs Mug Shot
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot 2010
  • New Paris Hilton Mugshot
  • Amy Locane Mug Shot
  • T.I. Mug Shot

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What bong controversy? Girlfriend is SO over it.

It's ALL GOOD for Miley Cyrus as she shoots So Undercover in New Orleans, La. She's reportedly been working hard ... but even workaholics need a break.

Donning Pants!

Miles may be "all business" during filming, but off the set, she was spotted stopping into a tattoo parlor for some fresh, new body ink this weekend.

Miley Cyrus holds court with a group of supporters.

The 18-year-old hit  Saks Fifth Avenue with makeup artist Denika Bedrossian for some retail therapy. She was all smiles, snapping photos with local fans.

An E! source reports that Cyrus "could not have been any nicer to us or more down to earth. She was just like any normal girl shopping with her friend."

Later that night, the singer partied with fans and someone shot another Miley bong video. Kidding. But she did get matching tattoos with Bedrossian.

Sources say both were sporting small bandages on the top of their hands near their middle fingers. Perfect to show off while flipping off the haters.

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Justin Bieber is about to go country. For one song, at least.

The 16-year old pop sensation has Tweeted his intentions to collaborate with Rascal Flatts on an upcoming single, writing: "I love @RascalFlatts and Im honored that they are making music with me."

  • Peace from Biebs
  • Rascal Flatts Pic

The mutual, musical respect is mutual. Said Rascal Flatts lead singer Gary LeVox:

"[Justin] asked us to do a duet with him on his next record. It's actually a really good song. The kid is really talented. He plays five or six different instruments really well."

Are you excited for this collaboration, Bieber fans? Can you picture Justin in a cowboy hat... and nothing else?!?

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Critics will nitpick everything he does, but Chris Brown has been nothing but a model citizen since his February 2009 arrest for assault on Rihanna.

That said, this Twitter pic of the certificate he got for completing a court-mandated 52-week domestic violence course is sure to elicit reactions.

The only question in our mind: Frame it or put it on the fridge?

Brown Diploma

Chris Brown remains on probation until 2014.

As if anticipating the obligatory "why post this when it's a reminder of the crap you did to end up in the program to begin with" question, he writes:

"i have enough self respect and decency to be proud of accomplishing this DV class.. Boyz run from there mistakes.. Men learn from them!!! thx"

Even more inspirational than these Kenny Powers quotes. Simply moving.

In all seriousness, good for him for moving on and putting his best foot forward. There will be skeptics, always, but his actions are doing the talking.

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MTV has declared the incomparable Lady Gaga its Woman Of The Year for 2010, despite the singer not even releasing a new album in the last 12 months.

The network said Gaga's chart success, advocacy for gay rights and controversial videos (i.e. for "Telephone" and "Alejandro") were why she got the nod.

Gaga Goes Black

MTV is also a network that does not actually play music videos, and whose awards are always 100 percent arbitrary, so why bother with justification?

WOMAN OF THE YEAR: MTV loves it some Lady Gaga.

"Lady Gaga didn't even release a proper album in 2010, and somehow managed to become an even bigger star," the network said in a statement.

Don't forget about her fashion contributions. The meat dress may have something to do with it. She was also the channel's Woman of the Year for 2009.

Lady Gaga will release her second full-length studio album Born This Way in 2011, preceded by an unannounced lead single in February. Can't wait!

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You can sue anyone here in America, but a lawsuit filed against Jennifer Lopez by the girlfriend of her first husband Ojani Noa may take the frivolous cake.

Claudia Vazquez filed a $10 million suit against the American Idol judge, claiming that Lopez "attempted to torpedo a movie" about Ojani Noa's life.

Jennifer Lopez at the Oscars

A few thoughts:

  • Is this the J. Lo sex tape he tried to peddle last year?
  • How would Lopez torpedo a movie about him exactly?
  • Who the HELL would watch a movie about OJANI NOA?!

Ojani Noa was one of several people briefly married to Jennifer Lopez.

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