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It's official. Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorced.

It also looks like financially, Jonny Boy is up $h!t creek without a paddle, because he owes big bucks for child support he'll have a hard time paying.

Mark Momjian, Kate's lawyer, says as per the divorce, "Our client will continue to reside with all eight of her children in the former marital home."

Kate has primary custody and Jon gets visitation, which both wanted. Neither party will get spousal support, but child support is another matter.

As for who got what, those terms were determined through arbitration, and Momjian simply said, "We are very pleased with the final outcome."

With good reason. Jon must make huge child support payments - think five figures a month - and this is after TLC has legally muzzled the moron.

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Kate Gosselin has many reasons to smile after her attorney opened up a can of legal whoop ass on Jon - who's on the hook for big monthly bucks - in divorce court.

Jon's ability to make money, ironically, has effectively been jeopardized by his own fame-whoring in recent months, breaching his TLC contract.

He also can blame himself for the end of Jon & Kate Plus 8.

To add insult to injury, the Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag was charged every penny of that $235,000 that he withdrew from their joint account.

That amount - which he hilariously claimed he withdrew because he thought it was payday - was sliced off of his piece of the divorce settlement.

As for Jon's claim that Kate also tried to steal money, Jon struck out as the arbitrator determined every penny she took out for the kids' benefit.

Talk about striking out ... possibly worse than he did the other night, when he was told in no uncertain terms to quit stalking Hailey Glassman.

Bottom line? A courtroom trouncing for Team Kate.

Whose side are you on?

 

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We all know how well his personal life is going. (Hello there, Taylor Swift!)

But Taylor Lautner is making strides in his professional life, as well. He's shaping a world beyond the Twilight Saga for himself.

First, the handsome actor has signed on for Cancun. In the movie, he'll portray a college student that 1. Gets invited by a girl to join her and her friends for spring break in Mexico; 2. Takes off his shirt a lot!

However, the vacation goes awry when his friends are kidnapped by a drug cartel. Lautner will film this role prior to taking on Max Steel.

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Meanwhile, Lautner is also reportedly planning for a life outside of the big screen.

Sources tell The National Enquirer that the actor has taken classes to be a fitness instructor, as "his self-esteem shot through the roof when he bulked up for New Moon and he wants other people to experience that feeling."

Taylor might open a few workout centers in future, but not any time soon. Sounds like he'll be busy with a burgeoning movie career for a very long time to come. Hooray!

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Taking a break from getting bad plastic surgery, being annoying on The Hills and getting arrested for drunk driving, Stephanie Pratt posed for Maxim recently.

If girls who look like Spencer Pratt smoking and posing close to topless is something that turns you on, then boy, this photo spread is right up your alley!

Stephanie, Lo and LC

Stephanie Pratt bears a resemblance to her brother, and channels her sister-in-law Heidi Montag with this trashy appearance/interview with the men's mag.

Excerpts (and racy Stephanie Pratt pics) below ...

On emerging from Spencer's shadow: "In high school it was, 'Oh, you’re Spencer’s little sister.' When we got on TV it was, 'We hate Spencer’s little sister because she’s related to Spencer Pratt!' I never had my own name, so this is exciting."

On The Hills being real (ha, right): "None of us study acting. We can’t cry on the spot. My own brother didn’t talk to me for eight months because I went to Lauren Conrad’s birthday party! It would be easier to be on a scripted show."

On dating in L.A.: "The guys in L.A. are awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don’t want to know. They’re all wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts and trucker hats that say 'female body inspector.' I’m not looking for someone."

Click to enlarge more Maxim pictures below ...

Stephanie Pratt: Would you hit it?

 

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Michelle Duggar says she is cherishing every moment with her premature 19th child, Josie Brooklyn, who remains hospitalized at the University of Arkansas.

"Josie is doing as well as can be expected for a baby her age. We're taking each hour as it comes," says Michelle, who has been released from the hospital.

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The family, who welcomed their 19th baby a week ago today, "feels blessed that God has given us to her and are cherishing every moment with her."

Josie was born on Dec. 10 weighing 1 lb., 6 oz. Michelle, who had been in the hospital recovering from a gallstone, was taken for an emergency C-section.

Her husband Jim Bob Duggar remained by her side.

The Duggar family (minus the littlest new addition).

Doctors said that the baby was born prematurely because Michelle suffered from preeclampsia, a rare condition in pregnancy that causes high blood pressure.

Jim Bob says the family is "very grateful" for the support, love and prayers they have received from around the country, and that they're staying strong.

"Our children's spiritual maturity is going to deepen so much through this, in a way that couldn't happen any other way," says the TLC reality TV star.

"This is difficult, but I know we are leaving it in God's hands."

Our thoughts are with little Josie as well!

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As a former contestant on America's Next Top Model, Nik Pace had to deal with the self-serving, obnoxious attitude of Tyra Banks.

But that's nothing compared to her battle with New York Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards. Both sides acknowledge the NFL star is the father of Pace's young son - but Pace is suing Edwards for $70,000 per month in child support payments.

Sounds like Edwards could use some fatherly advice from fellow wideout Hank Baskett.

Upon learning he knocked Pace up, Edwards filed in Atlanta to be recognized as the father. However, she has taken the case to New York. Said her lawyer to The New York Post:

"Braylon had tried to get the case litigated in Georgia because they are traditionally less generous with child support payments. It's a cold, calculated act to pay less money.

"But we had the case dismissed in Georgia and moved [it] to New York because this is where Nik lives. We served Braylon in the past week. He can run, but he can't hide."

Based on his NFL-leading number of drops in 2008, Edwards also can't catch.

According to the player's lawyer, Pace is the greedy one. Randy Kessler told the newspaper:

"Braylon is a proud father who has loved and supported his child since before he was born. He filed in June to declare himself the legal father and she objected."

Meanwhile, Edwards is focused on a different kind of berth: as the year comes to an end, he and the Jets are fighting for their playoff lives.

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After our review of last week's Jersey Shore received a positive response (well, mostly), The Hollywood Gossip is making reviews of the show a weekly thing.

Below, we break down all the drama in Seaside Heights, N.J., on last night's episode four, "Fade to Black," awarding and deducting points as we deem fit.

Leave a comment with your own pluses, minuses, and feedback ...

Ronnie reminds us of a high-strung Peter Andre on steroids. Plus 4.

When Sammi finds out Jenni and Ronnie went home together, she assumes they're hooking up and says she will "knock a b!tch up!" She's all talk. Minus 3.

After they make up, Ronnie confesses his love (sort of) for Sammi, and they get. It. On. We know because they admit it. Openly. Sammi says "of course" they had sex, and Ronnie says they totally "smooshed." Plus 4 for the use of "smooshed."

Pauly D on first impressions: "You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh." Plus 2 for that deodorant slogan waiting to happen.

A word on Mike's third-person use of his nickname, "The Situation." It was funny the first 12 times, but saying it like twice per sentence? Overkill. Minus 3.

Mike and Pauly D spend the episode trying to bag as many trash bags as possible. Plus 6 for Pauly taking "the grenade" for the team, and for being very polite when he discovered he couldn't score with that girl because of her period.

Pauly D and The Situation

THE SITUATION AND DJ PAULY D: Caption rendered unnecessary.

Jenni (JWOWW) and her boyfriend fight on the phone over her hookup with Pauly. Minus 2 for boredom and Minus 2 more for constant use of the weird duck phone.

Plus 3 for the best excuse ever, courtesy of Snooki. Jenni was not being a trash bag of her own free will that night: house music made her do it. We've all been there.

Speaking of Snooki, you know this night is gonna get ugly when she wears a belt as a skirt (censorship required!). Minus 5 for the skank factor (even for this show).

Snooki's reply to her mom's observation that the beach looks dirty? "It's the Jersey Shore." Plus 6 for the inevitable press release from N.J.'s tourism department.

You knew it was coming: A guido named Brad Ferro yoinks one of the housemates' drinks. Snooki confronts him. Her a$$ proceeds to get knocked the f*%k out by this lunatic. Minus 9 for punching a chick, even one as annoying as Snooki.

Plus 5 for MTV pulling the Snooki sucker punch. Given Snooki's personality and the over-the-top nature of the show, it might seem funny (at least to the type of person who cracks up during a preview for I Am Sam), but it's no laughing matter.

TOTAL: +6! SEASON: +19! Still entertaining, and the Snooki drama made it a must-see, but the shore-ites annoyed us more than charmed us this week. What do you think? Is the novelty wearing off already or are you hooked?

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The Kardashians know about krys for attention, but their Khristmas Kard can't even front on Octomom, the hardest-working unemployed baby pimp in Cali.

For a holiday-themed photo shoot with celebrity gossip magazine Life & Style, Nadya Suleman picked out her favorite holiday attire skanky Santa lingerie.

Octomom the Freak

There may be a time and place for loose Santas if you're into role playing, but we're guessing whatever such fantasies you have don't include octuplets.

Check out this egregious display of child exploitation ...

OCTOMOM FOCUSES ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT: A tabloid editor actually printed that, and presumably not as an ironic joke. What a world we live in.

We have to say, those are cute kids, even if most/all are looking less than thrilled to be there. Maybe their taxpayer-funded Christmas gifts weren't satisfactory.

Apparently the other six kids Nadya Suleman has were with their babysitter, further draining the coffers of La Habra, California in the midst of a financial crisis.

Happy holidays!

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Disgraced golf god Tiger Woods told cougar mistress Theresa Rogers that he married Elin Nordegren only to boost his public image, according to reports.

While this account comes from an unnamed friend of Rogers, do you dispute it? The sleaze clearly wasn't interested in any other perk of being married.

Rogers, the only one of Tiger Woods' mistresses known to have slept with him before and after he got married to Elin, was serious with him for a time.

"I was with Theresa in Florida and when we pulled up to the house where we were going, Tiger Woods got out,” a friend of hers told Radar Online.

At that point, "I walked around the car and looked up and sure enough, Tiger Woods was kissing Theresa on the lips. Long and passionate kisses.”

Theresa Rogers bragged about her affair with Tiger for years, even boasting that she taught her younger man everything he knows in the sack.

She said Tiger told her marrying Elin was just for PR and his image.

Rogers, 49, is represented by Gloria Allred and is believed to be negotiating a settlement, presumably to get paid to keep a lid on stories like this.

Or our personal favorite, the one where she supposedly tried to have Tiger's baby without him knowing, but with her sterile husband's knowledge.

Meanwhile, Tiger’s wife Elin has removed her wedding rings and will file for divorce, multiple sources are reporting. And who can blame her, really?

Many sources say she simply cannot forgive Tiger for the betrayal that has seen his number of mistresses hit double digits, with more likely to come.

No matter how hard he tries to apologize, or how much money he offers her via an expanded prenup, Elin is not likely to be persuaded to stick it out.

She's going to get paid handsomely either way, after all.

Tiger’s public image as a hard-working golfing legend and happily married father of two  helped him build a lucrative empire of endorsement deals.

We're not divorce lawyers, but that fact plus his rampant infidelity and deceit would seem to put her in good position to claim half his net worth.

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This really shouldn't come as a surprise.

Of course the Kardashians would consider an E! News personality as part of their family.

Awful Hairstyle

The group's newly-released Christmas card - which somehow, magically appeared online - includes the all the usual suspects (Kourtney, Khloe, Kim Kardashian; Bruce Jenner, Lamar Odom, etc.)... and Ryan Seacrest.

The American Idol host produces the family reality show.

On her official blog, Kim wrote:

"What is Ryan Seacrest doing in the pic!!? I love you to death, Ryan, but it's a bit of a stretch to call you a member of the Kardashian family, don't you think? I know you're dying to be a part of the family, so just for this Christmas, we'll make your wish come true!"

This is why you have to love/hate/admire/detest the Kardashians: do they really expect us to believe that Seacrest was accidentially included on the card?

Kim acts as if this wasn't 100% planned by her publicist. Someone had the idea to stick Ryan in the photo, circulate it around the Internet and create a new round of headlines for the attention-hungry family.

It's both utterly grating and completely genius at the same time.

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We told you Adam Lambert was everywhere.

The singer has appeared on The View, So You Think You Can Dance and Chelsea Lately over the last week. That's what happens when you're one of the 10 most-searched for celebrities on Google in 2009.

In a new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the wildly popular singer dishes on the year of his life. As the excerpts below depict, he looks back on American Idol, coming out of the closet and more...

On American Idol: "I honestly didn't feel like I would get that far on the show. I thought, I'm not as conventional as American Idol usually likes. I just didn't expect the judges and the audience to be as supportive as they were."

On announcing he's gay: "I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, and very, very open about it, and have always been out, since I was out of high school..  after the competition was over, and I had made my mark, so to speak, I felt like then it was appropriate to talk about my personal life."

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On an upcoming tour: "I think it's probably going to be springtime... I think it's not going to be a standard arena tour. We're going to do something a little different. My big goal is I want to create a show. I want to do something that's very visually dynamic, and is a little more interactive feeling than your typical arena tour."

On his favorite TV show: "I watched True Blood. I just love the tone of it. I really like what they're saying. In many ways, they're talking about our current civil rights issues, but under the guise of they're vampires. It's really sexy. The actors are fantastic. The storylines are captivating."

Sexy, fantastic and captivating? Lambert could be referring to himself with those descriptions.

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