Phew. That was close.

Due to a collective, nationwide brain fart, Michael Lynche found himself in the bottom three last night on American Idol. Once Aaron Kelly was deemed safe, Lynche then found himself in the bottom two alongside Andrew Garcia - and then the bottom one!

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Don't hate Gisele Bundchen because she's beautiful. Or because she's rich. Or because she's married to the one of the most successful athletes in sports history.

Okay, maybe hate Gisele Bundchen just a little bit.

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Working hard to revive her career, Jennifer Lopez says she'll always be Jenny from the Block, as her annoying, self-serving song told everyone many years ago.

"I guess in a way parts of me are going to be different, but in general I’m still the same girl from the Bronx who had big dreams," Lopez says in the latest issue of Redbook.

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With the prestigious Masters tournament set to commence this morning and himself teeing off at 1:42 p.m., golf great Tiger Woods is finally back on course.

Well, mostly.

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Having just arrived in Miami for Season 2, the cast of Jersey Shore wasted little time before hitting up South Beach for their first night of partying this week.

J-Woww, Snooki, The Situation et al partied at a bar on Ocean Drive. They then headed to B.E.D., a trendy restaurant/club where patrons eat on large beds.

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Former Saved by the Bell star Dustin Diamond showed some chicks his o-face while delivering the Dirty Sanchez on one of the most vile sex tapes of all time.

Now he's showing Wells Fargo Bank his uh-oh face after the financial institution filed legal papers claiming Screech is $290,000 behind on his mortgage!

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