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"I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. That's the first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!" - The Situation

What was Mike referring to in one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes from last night? Hooking up with a chick at the club that was probably a dude, of course.

These things happen down at the shore. What else happened on Thursday's episode? Let's find out in THG's exclusive point-system recap of "Not So Shore" ...

The Situation and a Transvestie

The Situation works his game. With a man.

After hooking up with Vinny, Snooki says it was like "putting a watermelon in a pinhole." Umm. Minus 12 for the imagery of a watermelon and Snooki's pinhole.

Vinny likely contracts pink eye (again). Pauly D's diagnosis: "Your eyebrows are so bushy, they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would." Plus 9.

Speaking of Pauly D, dude got so freaking hammered he had to be helped into bed. Who does this guy think he is, Ronnie? Wash, because we still love Pauly.

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Look out, folks. It might be on between Harry Potter and the Twilight Saga!

In a recent interview with the British version of OK! Magazine, Emma Watson talks up Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which comes out on November 19. Specifically, she's asked about a romantic moment between Hermione and Ron and responds:

Hermione

"This kiss between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, you know; we're not selling sex."

Snaps, yo! Did Watson just imply that the Harry Potter franchise offers in-depth character analysis and storytelling, while Twilight just relies on the hot bodies of Taylor Lautner and company, while teasing the sexual tension between Edward and Bella?

You tell us: Which is your favorite movie franchise?

 

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Charlie Sheen turns 45 years old today.

Sadly, that number does not also reflect the number of days this actor was forced to spend behind bars for his December 2009 confrontation with wife Brooke Mueller.

Despite numerous reports that said Sheen held a knife to Mueller's throat and threw her around like a rag doll, Sheen got off with a month in rehab... and a raise from CBS to remain a member of the Two and a Half Men cast!

Therefore, instead of asking readers to send in their birthday wishes, let's change it up: submit your best Sheen insult to THG today and don't hold back. Really let this loser have it!

Two and a Half Men Promo Picture
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This might be one of my most risque covers to date!

So blogged Kim Kardashian about the latest issue of Hong Kong Prestige, causing us to wonder: Where would THIS COVER rank among her all-time most risque?

Kim Kardashian, Nude Men

But back to the magazine in question: As you can see, Kim is clothed in a spiky dress for Prestige, while two naked men try to make their move.

Kardashian looks mildly shocked in the shot, and we can understand why: typically, she's the one posing nude.

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Jesse James and Kat Von D just started hitting it, but the LA Ink star appreciates what a treasure she has from the start and says she thinks he's "The One."

Seriously.

"Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love," Kat said at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in W. Hollywood.

Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is "The One" for her, she answered, "I believe he is, so yeah."

As for how and when she first knew her feelings for Jesse James were so strong, she said, "Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don't remember."

"But it was something like that – we both realized how nerdy we were."

Although James recently finalized his split from Sandra Bullock after he admitted to cheating on her, Von D says the drama didn't cause her to hesitate.

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Farrah Abraham has grown up awfully fast.

Forced to endure a tragedy and financial strife at young age, the Teen Mom star was left devastated by the death of her baby's father - and nearly broke.

With only $100 to her name, Farrah Abraham knew she had to overcome her struggles and work hard to support her baby girl, Sophia, at the age of 19.

BROKE AND STRUGGLING: How did Farrah turn it around?

“Farrah worked extra to keep everything paid for,” her BFF Kristina Lee said, noting that with her incredible drive and work ethic, “She just got it done.”

“Through every mistake she learns from it and moves on, which is what she’s trying to do," Lee adds of her friend. “It’s hard, but she’s very capable.”

These Teen Mom stars have had it rough, but are showing perseverance. With the help of Kyle King, Maci Bookout is turning things around as well.

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Celine Dion is totally pregnant - and better yet, totally healthy and happy!

The Canadian songstress, who's expecting twin boys in November, offered us a rare glimpse into her personal life by posing for her country's 7 Jours magazine.

Dion, whose struggles to get pregnant a second time are well documented, is seen here with her husband, René Angelil and their son, René-Charles, 9:

Pregnant Celine Dion

Celine and family now and a few years earlier.

The image appears shortly after Dion's rep denied tabloid rumors that the music superstar had experienced complications in her pregnancy.

"She's never been in the hospital," the rep said. "Her pregnancy continues to be healthy, and she feels fantastic." We couldn't be happier.

Dion and Angelil announced earlier this year that they were expecting twins after a remarkable sixth attempt at in-vitro fertilization.

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It's a boy for Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney - and it'll certainly always be sunny in their lives from here on out. Well, aside from the lack of sleep.

The creators of so many funny It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia quotes have created a new life, son Axel Lee McElhenney, who was born Wednesday.

Appropriately, Kaitlin went into labor at a Phillies game.

Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson

Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney married in 2008.

"I went into labor at the Phillies/Dodgers game Tuesday," says Olson. "As soon as Ryan Howard hit a three-run home run, we felt comfortable leaving to go have our baby. We love him like crazy, even though he made us miss the second half of the game."

Damn kids.

The couple announced the pregnancy in March. "Rob and I are so excited it's stupid," Olson said then. "The last few years have been pretty amazing and just when we thought it couldn't get any better, the greatest thing in the world happened!"

Congratulations to the happy couple!

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As if Jessica Simpson isn’t busy enough these days.

No, she apparently is. With her fragrances, denim line, lingerie line and alleged music career, she's got very little time even for boyfriend Eric Johnson.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

She's also planning a pre-Fashion Week event where she'll dress “real girls” in her new denim line. Luckily, the found time to hang with real clowns ...

Jessica Simpson clowns around for Macy's!

The circus performers turn up Jessica’s spot for Macy’s, part of the Find Your Magic campaign which takes us into the magical world that is the department store.

In the commercial, Jennifer Lopez, Sean “Diddy” Combs and Martha Stewart take us behind the “employees only” door as they get their products ready to go.

But, of course, poor, sweet Jessica finds herself in comic hot water as she chases a Macy’s balloon around the room after letting it slip from her fingers.

That's all. Sounds exciting!

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Levi Johnston is as shocked as we are that Bristol Palin is going to be on Dancing with the Stars this season, but he's got an additional, personal reason:

Throughout two engagements (2008-09, then again briefly this summer) and the entire time they dated in high school, she didn't dance with him once.

Well, with the exception of the horizontal mambo. UP TOP!

  • Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas
  • Levi's the Man

Mark Ballas, left, is seen here rehearsing with Bristol Palin this week. Despite Mark grinding on his baby mama, Levi Johnston wishes them luck. [Photo: ABC]

Levi claims he has "nothing but warm wishes" for Bristol, who wants to set an example for moms, on the show. That's nice. So will he take over baby care?

Not remotely. Lil Tripp has moved to Los Angeles with Bristol while Levi works on his own show back home in Alaska. Running for mayor is a full time gig.

Bristol Palin, who has already hired a nanny to watch Tripp as she practices for the September 20 premiere, will probably get a few more votes than Levi.

Dancing With the Stars picking Bristol: Right or wrong?

 

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