The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a  "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.

Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever. 

Posted in: Joanna Krupa

Dina Lohan: "Look at you, you're in your little tie and your little shoes...." Dr. Phil: "I'm in my little tie and my little shoes … what the hell does that mean?"

The train wreck mother of Lindsay Lohan stops by Dr. Phil next week, and from the looks of the promo below, it goes about as well as you imagine it does.

Posted in: Dina Lohan