Of course Kimora Lee Simmons is pregnant.

While the part-time designer and former wife of Russell Simmons won't confirm this report by The New York Post, it makes perfect sense to us.

As the star of Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, this is an irrelevant celebrity who needs to remain in the spotlight at all times. With ratings declining on the aforementioned show, why not get knocked up with boyfriend Djimon Hounsou's baby?

Kimora Lee Simmons, a one-time judge on America's Next Top Model, is reportedly gonna have the love child of Djimon Hounsou.

No, we're not referring to Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi.

Heck, if that were literally true, there'd be about 10 foursomes out there golfing on Sunday morning. But perhaps the two most important men in the long, strange trip that is Britney Spears' life are apparently still on good terms.

Let's just hope Britney doesn't accuse K-Fed of sleeping with Jamie Spears, as she reportedly has - more than once - regarding mother Lynne.

A pudgy but happy Kevin Federline, in trademark long shorts, hits the links in Tarzana, Calif., this weekend with none other than Britney's dad, Jamie Spears.

It's good for K-Fed to get out of the house. Guy could use to lose a few pounds. We wonder who watched Jayden James and Sean Preston.

Lately, a recovering Britney Spears has enjoyed visitation with her two sons ever since a court hearing determined she was progressing well with her treatment.

FedEx has always been close with the 'rents/in-laws, and is said to want Britney's role in the kids' life to increase, if anything. Stay tuned.

You gotta assume Carmit Bachar has heard of Nicole Scherzinger, right?

The latter was the lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls, before choosing to embark on a solo career that has gotten less far than any guy trying to get into the pants of Julianne Hough.

Nevertheless, Bachar is following in the singing steps of her former group mate: she's leaving the pop group.

"I wanted to be the first to tell you that I'm no longer with the Pussycat Dolls but we will always be sisters forever," Bachar wrote Saturday on the group's official website, before thanking fans for their "unconditional love and support."

What will the red-headed hottie do next? We don't know for sure, but "exciting news is coming and I promise to keep you all posted," she promises.

Let us know: Will Carmit Bachar have a successful solo career?

For those that haven't been reading The Hollywood Gossip all week: what's wrong with you?!?  Don't you want a daily dose of the funniest, most up-to-date entertainment news stories on the Web?

That being said, allow us to update you on the current running feature:

Our staff somehow overlooked a series of Kim Kardashian nude photos from her December 2007 spread in Playboy. We feel terrible about it, and are attempting to make it up to readers with a new picture every day.

Therefore, behold the following, naked photo of Kim. She's showing off her most talked about (and tapped) asset in this shot:

Danny Noriega was an unusual American Idol contestant who held controversial views (i.e. a video in which he wished Santa Claus would violate all mothers).

Rosie O'Donnell was an unusual host of The View who held controversial views (i.e. 9/11 was an American conspiracy).

Therefore, it only makes sense that the latter would offer a job to the former.

O'Donnell has stated - on her lame, immature blog - that she'd love for Noriega to sing on her R Family Cruise to Mexico next week.

"I think you're fantastic. And I think you're a bold and brave and beautiful young man. And I admire you, Danny Noriega. You have an amazing voice. And your hair looks good straight," Rosie said.

In other American Idol news: How adorable is David Archuleta?!? 

Hillary Clinton's fear-mongering "3 a.m. / red phone" ad helped propel her to big win in the Ohio primary this week - but it turns out one of the stars of the commercial is actually a huge Barack Obama supporter.

The first child featured in the ad - which asks people who they want to answer the phone in the White House at 3:00 in the morning - is actually Casey Knowles, an Obama volunteer in the state of Washington.

The footage was shot eight years ago when she worked as a TV extra. Getty Images owns the footage and can do with it as it pleases.

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Knowles (no related to Beyonce, Solange or Shanica Knowles) turns 18 in April, and told a Seattle TV station that she is for Obama all the way:

"It's really sort of ironic that my image would be used to advocate for Hillary Clinton when I myself do not."

Barack Obama won yesterday's Wyoming caucuses, giving him a modest boost in an increasingly tight race for the Democratic nomination.

A Clinton spokesperson responded that this means nothing, and that she had been planning to lose 59-40 percent in Wyoming for the past 35 years.

Okay, we're just kidding about the last part, sorry about that - but admit it, you kind of bought it for a second, didn't you?

Christiane Plante has emailed a celebrity gossip outlet with her side of her affair with Hulk Hogan. For some reason, however, the adulterer chose to contact Perez Hilton instead of The Hollywood Gossip.

Maybe if we were more self-serving and thought that just drawing a snot bubble on a picture of a celebrity was hilarious, Plante would have chatted with our staff instead. Oh well. Here's what she had to say:

I do not know you but I must tell you one thing: I did NOT leak the story of my affair to the National Enquirer, nor was I paid ANY amount of money to issue my statement. In other words, I was framed.

Here is the name and number of the National Enquirer reporter who showed up at my door one morning as I was leaving for work, 2 days after I had confessed the truth of the affair to Brooke upon her confrontation-you can call him or anyone at the Enquirer and ask them for yourself if I tipped them or if I was paid anything for my confession: Darryl Wrobel (305) 205-XXXX.

Upon being presented with evidence that Mr. Wrobel had concrete and obvious knowledge and proof of the affair ("What was the nature of your relationship with Hulk Hogan?" I said we were friends. Him: "Really? What about that letter you gave to Brooke two nights ago?" I was so taken aback, I completely broke down.)

I decided I owed [Brooke Hogan] and the Hogan family a formal apology for my actions, which was my sole statement.

You won't find me signing a deal for a tell-all book on the Hogans, pimping out juicy details of the affair, appearing on television to milk this 15 minutes for all it's worth or anything of the sort. You can't even find any pictures of me online.

I am ashamed of what has taken place and it has caused me a lot of pain both personally and professionally. Call me what you want, but I did NOT leak this gossip to the press NOR did I gain ANY $$$ from it. It makes me wonder who has truly benefited by selling the story to the Enquirer and who has ca$hed in on this affair becoming public knowledge. Anyhow, we all know how karma works..

Thank you,
Christiane Plante

Sending text messages of a sexual nature to other girls?

Cheating on Brit with some random chick named Amanda Pagel, who freaks out and calls her equally random reality TV beau after the affair is exposed?

In recent days, several interesting rumors regarding Adnan Ghalib's infidelity and general shadiness have been swirling in celeb news circles.

Until now, we assumed this was mere celebrity gossip, as Adnan was still making late-night trips to Britney Spears' residence.

Now, we're not so sure.

Adnan went to Britney Spears' gated community last night and - according to a TMZ video - he got to see her all right ... on his iPhone. Rejected!

Last night, Adnan Ghalib got to see Britney Spears ... well, sort of.

The singer's security detail negged Adnan Ghalib at the gate. Snap. Has he officially been ostracized from Britney's inner circle, much like Sam Lutfi?

We'll have to wait and see, but last night, he immediately had to hear about the dis from the surrounding pack of celebrity news photographers.

Talk about adding insult to injury.

While the anti-Semitic photo scandal has tarnished Kat Von D in the eyes of some fans, the TLC tattoo artist and resident controversy magnet remains popular.

The body-covered-in-tattoos thing doesn't really do it for us, but a lot of guys dig it, making the LA Ink star (full name Katherine Von Drachenberg) a frequent object of male affection. Must be the bad-ass, biker-chick image and attitude.

That or the image of Kat Von D naked or topless, which the now 26-year-old doesn't exactly shy away from giving her legions of fans a taste of ...

Kat Von D: Nude except for tattoos, that dude's hands, and pants.

Happy b-day, Kat. Also celebrating a birthday on this 8th of March? Nick Zano. The actor is 30 today. You may never hear of him again, but the guy has been with Kristin Cavallari and Amanda Bynes, so he's already had a decent career.

Little known fact: Nick Zano's real name is Nicholas Crapanzano. Really. We would trade it in for a shorter stage name, too, man. Good move.

Be sure to check out our calendar of celebrity birthdays to see when your favorite star's is coming up - or if any celebrities share your special day!

MTV recently traveled to Murray, Utah, in order to speak with those who knew David Archuleta in high school.

Here's how a few friends of the American Idol favorite described the adorable 17-year old:

• Kellene Kim, a friend and classmate at Murray High, said she called Archuleta "Lettuce Boy." The reason?

"David has a tendency to not really listen, 'cause he kinda likes to sing to himself," Kim explained. "We were sitting around, just hanging out, talking about how someone had found a bug in their lettuce from a fast-food place, and [David] tunes in. He heard us, and he's like, 'What? But I love lettuce!' And so now we call him 'lettuce boy.' "

• Mietra Aarabi told MTV News: "Music is David's life and always has been. When he's talking in just normal conversation, if anything reminds him of a song, he just starts randomly singing."

• "Even if we were driving, he would have random songs come into his mind," echoed classmate Shantel Hansen. "I would be like, 'Turn left,' and he would start singing, 'To the left, to the left' [from Beyoncé's 'Irreplaceable']."

• And the best part? He doesn't even know it, insists Dean Kaelin, who has been Archuleta's vocal coach for the better part of six years.

"I think he has absolutely no idea what a huge thing he is right now â€" it's not like he's trying to be impressive. He's just being himself and enjoying the songs. The old Jimmy Stewart, 'aw shucks'? Those are honest reactions. He just gets embarrassed from the attention. He thinks he's just this kid."