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Earlier this week, multiple sources reported that Brooke Mueller was ordered by doctors to rest and relax in order to fight off a recent infection.

We wonder if they have masseuses and spa treatments in rehab.

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According to Entertainment Tonight, that's where Charlie Sheen's troubled wife is headed, as insiders say she has entered a drug and alcohol center in North Carolina.

Mueller was arrested on a DUI charge in 1996 and for cocaine possession in 2001. She was released from the hospital on Monday, where she was being treated for pneumonia.

Legally, Brooke is still barred from communicating with Sheen. A judge will rule on a protective order against the actor next month. Until then, it sounds like Mueller is doing her best to clean up her act and become the best mother she can be to young twins Sam and Max.

We wish her the best of luck with that goal.

** UPDATE: Mueller's attorney, Yale Galanter, says his client is NOT in rehab. He says she's at a facility that helps patients recover from serious illnesses, such as pneumonia.

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Take one part Lady GaGa, mix it with a dash of Madonna and toss in some Pink. The result? Burgeoning music superstar Ke$ha.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, the singer explains the origin of her name's spelling, while planning for a huge 2010...

On the year ahead: Let's just pretend the world ends in 2012, I want people to live as if it's 2011 in December. I try not to think too far ahead, because I also feel like I'm trying to do as much as I can to set myself up properly. I put on the best live show, the absolute best live show I can possibly can.

On the irony of the dollar sign in her name: It's so weird, I hate champagne, so there's a song called "Party at a Rich Dude's House" where I went and peed in the champagne bottles and thought it was hilarious. Just kind of being an asshole, really, is what that song's about.

On the name of her album: Animal, the name of the record, it's kind of my steez, I have to say. I named it that because I want people to lose it when they listen to my record and go to the animal part of themselves that they suppress. Society has taught us to suppress certain things and not do certain things.

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Disgraced politician John Edwards nailed mistress Rielle Hunter in his wife's bed, made a sex tape with her, wanted her to have an abortion and called her a "crazy slut" among other choice terms, a new book by his former aide claims.

At this point, do you doubt any of that?

In The Politician, Andrew Young, who once claimed Edwards' love child was his own to protect his boss, portrays John as more of a disgrace than we thought.

We didn't think much of him, either.

A self-obsessed, all-around creep, the ex-senator stopped at nothing to hide his indiscretions, including urging "crazy slut" Rielle Hunter to abort their child.

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Rielle Hunter with John Edwards' daughter, Frances Quinn.

In 2006, Hunter began having sex with the man she called "Love Lips" and became increasingly demanding as she went into hiding to bear Edwards' child.

Young describes Edwards as "barely under control" when Hunter's pregnancy first came to light, with John questioning who could have fathered the baby.

He tried to talk her into abortion, but she wanted the baby, "which she believed to be the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who would save the world."

You cannot make this $h!t up.

When the National Enquirer first broke the story, Andrew Young writes, Edwards pleaded with him to claim he fathered the child and take off with Hunter.

Hunter initially resisted, but soon signed on to the plan in which she would vanish into a life of luxury (very possibly paid for with John's campaign funds).

Edwards met up with Rielle Hunter and the baby, but still asked Young to swipe a diaper and discussed having a fake DNA test "prove" he wasn't the dad.

By mid-2007, Young clashed with his boss about exiting the bizarre scene, then found a John Edwards sex tape left behind in Hunter's California hideout.

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Tila Tequila has good news and contrived news for celebrity gossip followers. First, the good:

She's going away! The former Penthouse pin-up Tweeted her farewell last night: GOODBYE HOLLYWOOD! I WILL MISS YOU! BUT I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE 2 DO NOW!

Tequila is referring, of course, to the alleged fetus growing inside her body. She confirmed to blog readers yesterday she's pregnant, though most people with a third grade education or higher doubt the veracity of this news.

Will she actually disappear for longer than it takes to shower and restart her computer? Of course not. But let's enjoy these Tila Twitter-free moments while they last...

Prior to signing off, Tequila claims she sent a photo of her sonogram to Radar Online. How do we know it's real? Because the letters in the corner (ng) are the first two letters of her last name. D'uh!

No way that can be photoshopped...

Tila Tequila Sonogram

You can see a gestational sac in the picture, which is the earliest sonographic finding of a pregnancy. We won't actually believe Tila is knocked up, however, until there's a live baby and a blood test taken.

Referring to plans with Casey Johnson, Tequila wrote on the website:

"We talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby.

"So that is the reason why I got pregnant. It was for Casey and I, and that is also why I was so devastated when she passed away because now I have our baby in my belly, but she has passed away."

But is Casey really gone? Yes. Still, Tila said she came to her in a dream and:

"She told me not to cry anymore and not to worry. She told me she is in heaven now watching over me and always and forever protecting me and our baby. She then handed the baby over to me, kissed me, and said "I love you T, please don't cry anymore! Just take care of our baby.'"

What a sweet thing for a fake fiancee to say, don't you agree?

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Whether she's acting indifferent to Haiti earthquake relief, calling out Lindsay Lohan or not giving a f*%k about being a role model, Taylor Momsen does not hold back.

Gossip Girl spoiler alert: The 16-year-old is kind of brat!

In Britain’s Times Online, she discusses being a role model. "To be honest, I really don't f---ing care," the actress/model said. "I didn't get into this to be a role model."

Okay then!

"So I'm sorry if I'm influencing your kids in a way that you don't like," she politely adds. "But I can't be responsible for their actions, and I don't care."

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The many looks of Taylor Momsen, 16 going on 36.

Also of note, Taylor "exclusively hangs out with people older than her" and gets to wear so much cool, expensive designer fashion as a result. Whoop dee doo!

Fun fact about Momsen: She was in the final three choices for Hannah Montana back in the day. She lost out to Miley Cyrus, natch, but she's cool with it now.

Taylor is waaaaay too cool for that anyway.

"Honestly, if I'd have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don't know if the show would have gone as well," she laughs. "I probably would have told them all to go f--- themselves by the time I hit 11. Don't know how that would have gone down."

Spoken like a true class act.

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Tuesday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for this picture of Khloe Kardashian meeting President Barack Obama.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is Hellion.

Congratulations! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go to sweeney and vikki-lou. Click here for the full list of submissions.

Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

Obama: I am so proud to shake the hand of someone who has gained fame by doing absolutely nothing!
Kardashian: Ditto!

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As if his unrequited, unsolicited support for Tiger Woods weren't strange enough, Mel Gibson tried (in vain) to defend his 2006 meltdown again this week.

Mel's blatant anti-semitic rampage at the Malibu police station after his arrest for drunk driving became one of the top celebrity scandals of the decade.

But, while promoting his new movie, Edge of Darkness, Gibson said that people should just let it go. Which they might if he didn't keep downplaying it.

"It’s said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words," he said. "I was drunk. It just turned into a big thing. I apologized - not once, three times. So what’s the problem? It’s four years ago. Do I need to apologize again?”

For the record, it was most definitely a rant.

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Mel Gibson and his unwed baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, attend his latest movie premiere. His comments continue to baffle. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"F--king Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world" is more than five words. The many times he called police officers "motherf*%ker" and "sugar t!ts" while proclaiming "I own Malibu" and trying to break $h!t also add up.

This isn't to say Mel doesn't deserve forgiveness. Sure he does. But we don't get the feeling he thinks he was wrong in the first place, which might help.

Similar to the "he's human" defense of Tiger, who slept with scads of women he wasn't married to, the "I was drunk" defense doesn't cut it here, Mel.

Amazingly, he should consider taking a page from the Michael Vick school of PR and profusely apologize, sincerely, until people simply get tired of it.

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart would have turned 254 years old today if he were alive.

The Austrian composer is responsible for over 600 pieces and is often cited as an archetypal example of the Classical style of music.

As Mozart's career went on, he grew to specialize in chromatic harmony that was rare for his era. In 1769, he was honored as the concertmaster of the archbishop and was knighted by the pope in Rome. Not even Taylor Swift has accomplished those achievements!

A father of six, Mozart wrote one of his masterpieces, "Die Zauberflöte," in the last year of his life. He passed away from mercury poisoning (look out, Jeremy Piven!) while being treated for syphilis.

Send in your posthumous birthday wishes today!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In other celebrity birthday news, Lil John turns 39 and British model Daisy Lowe is 21 today.

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Kelly Osbourne is just teeing off on celebrities this week. Monday, she squared off with Tila Tequila, who she likened to a fart: amusing, but ultimately disgusting.

Her latest target? Heidi Montag.

After seeing what The Hills star did to herself with all that plastic surgery, Kelly decided to throw her two cents in, unsolicited of course, about Heidi's new look.

While Osbourne may be annoying and begging for attention herself by chiming in, she's certainly not wrong when it comes to her assessment of Montag ...

"She was so pretty before. Now she looks like a Barbie doll. I feel sorry for Heidi, she's obviously insecure. It's the surgeon who should be ashamed - he should be struck off for giving her so much work when she clearly didn't need it."

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Heidi Montag has a lot of plastic surgery on a routine basis. Kelly Osbourne does not, and good for her. Heidi is just insecure. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

We have to say, the idea that Heidi had countless cosmetic surgeries because she is unhappy may be only half the story. It was also a key career move!

That's according to the surgeon who ransacked Heidi Montag's face. He even admits he personally could never endure the work Heidi wanted to have done.

Neither could we. How many other 23-year-olds do you know who transform like she has? You couldn't pick old Heidi out of a police lineup at this point.

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On last night's American Idol audition show in Los Angeles, viewers were introduced to a pair of rumored finalists:

  1. Andrew Garcia
  2. Chris Golightly

We've previewed both those contestants, as readers can click on the links above to read more about each.

Up now in our season nine preview: Katie Stevens. The 17-year old auditioned in Boston with a rendition of "At Last" by Etta James. She received anonymous approval for Hollywood.

It will be hard not to root for Stevens in the upcoming rounds.

She speaks fluent Portuguese and is especially close to her grandmother, an Alzheimer's disease patient. As you can see above, this high school student from  Middlebury, Connecticut also plays guitar.

Relive her American Idol audition below and chime in with your thoughts on her potential.

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