The America's Got Talent results this week remained straightforward... even though Howard didn't make any predictions. Howie, meanwhile, spent his time off messing with the contestants, mostly Big Barry and one of the members of LionDanceMe. Let's hope they could see through Howie's awful hairpiece.

I still can't believe how dumbstruck Sharon was to see the fourth and fifth place contestants. It's as if she didn't understand that she could only make a judgment in 20 seconds. She's been on the show longer than Howie and Howard but still wastes the most time.

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman turns 37 years old today.

In honor of the occasion, let's consider other relevant numbers related to the woman whose cavernous lady part has seen more traffic than that of Lindsay Lohan:

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The Fifty Shades of Grey movie is coming along nicely. Only problem is you won't really be able to watch it discreetly on your kindle. You'll have to buy a ticket.

The big-screen adaptation of the only thing anyone's been talking about for the last year now has a writer. This comes just a day after the erotic novel trilogy's author E.L. James hired The Social Network producers.