In breaking celebrity fashion news, Heidi Montag debuted her clothing line, entitled Heidiwood, at a Friday evening fashion show in Hollywood, Calif.

Breathe, people. Breathe.

Models hit the catwalk to model Heidi's fashion label as "music" from her upcoming, as-yet-untitled pop album blared over the sound system.

So sorry we had to miss this event.

Heidi Montag, 21, worked the runway in sky-high black stiletto platform pumps, short black shorts and a midriff-baring, zebra print halter top.

"I love zebra print!" she said. "I'm obsessed with it!"

Somehow we don't see Heidi-wood sales skyrocketing.

The real head-turning moment of the night came when Spencer Pratt popped on stage and gave Heidi Montag two dozen long-stemmed pink roses before kissing her on the lips. You may vomit at will, fans of The Hills.

"I mean, you know, we're up, we're down," Montag said of her relationship with Spencer after the show. "It's just the routine."

Though they are not living together, "the bottom line is that we love each other," the former best friend of Lauren Conrad added. "We always have and we're just trying to figure out our stuff, like every other couple."

Who says you can't put a price on beauty?

A nude photo of French first lady Carla Bruni sold for $91,000 last week. The shot of President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife was taken by photographer Michel Comte 15 years ago.

A buyer for a Chinese art collector purchased the black-and-white 1993 photo and, we can only assume, plans to display it next to the most scantily clad Michelle Obama picture he can find.

Follow the jump to see the Carla Bruni nude pic in question now.

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Crystle Stewart is the new Miss USA.

The 26-year-old Miss Texas conquered 50 other aspiring beauty queens in the pageant televised live from Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.

Almost immediately, the contestants were narrowed down from 50 to 15. The finalists included Miss Missouri - and sister of Chace Crawford - Candice Crawford. But even her sibling's star power was not enough to deny Stewart from her destiny.

At the end of the night, Crystle overcame runner-up Leah Laviano and second runner-up Tiffany Andrade to succeed Rachel Smith as Miss USA.

Congratulations to the new Miss USA, Crystle Stewart.

"I want to talk to people about how to set a goal and achieve it," she told The Associated Press after the show. "Because I just achieved my goal."

Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at this week's results!

This week's contest - using a shot from The Hills, featuring the lovely Whitney Port and a very excited Lauren Conrad - generated a lot of classic captions.

It's too bad we must choose only one winner, but that's the way it is, and Rebecca, you're it. Congrats! Scroll down below the photo for the winning entry!

The full list of submissions appears further down the page. They're quite funny. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500th time!!!
Whitney: Oh, no. That means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?

We already know the WHAT: Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney.

And everyone can guess the WHY: because he's a certifiable stud muffin.

But now Larson has told People Magazine the HOW and the WHEN: she met Clooney a few years ago:

"It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at [Vegas's] Green Valley Ranch," the part-time model said.

At the time, Larson worked as a cocktail server at the venue, dating someone else, never thinking she'd end up with the world's most eligible bachelor.

Then, when Clooney arrived in Vegas for the Ocean's 13 premiere last summer, "he heard I was working at Moon [nightclub]."

The actor tracked her down, she says, and "we hung out."

A month later, he invited her to go to Italy.

That makes sense, we suppose, since there is a human inside her (courtesy of Casey Aldridge). We've just never seen Jamie Lynn Spears' baby bump quite like this before ... the sidal action really accentuates that thing, don't you think?

Here's America's favorite unwed pregnant teen, who turned 17 and got her cute little butt engaged in the past month, doin' some shoppin' Thursday ...

Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, shows off her sexy, pregnant figure.

Supposedly given a due date of July 10, Jamie Lynn is gettin' ready to pop here pretty soon. This is by far the best Spears baby bump shot we've seen since Britney was still preggers with Jayden James (who we originally thought was Sutton Pierce)!

You've done well, Casey Aldridge. You've done well.

** UPDATE: JUNE 19 ** Sources confirm that Jamie Lynn Spears' baby was born this morning around 9:30. It's a girl named Maddie Briann! Yay! Congratulations to Jamie Lynn, Casey and the whole Spears family on the big news!

Really, at this point, who among us hasn't hit on that smokin' hot, dangerously young, petite blonde co-worker with the fine ass ... or told said blonde that, say, you're considering leaving your wife of 25 years just to be with her?

Smokin' hot Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is likely well-versed in this sort of conduct and talks about it in the following parody of a sexual harassment Public Service Announcement (PSA) on the Will Ferrell-owned site, FunnyorDie.

Check out the video here ...

Prince William received his "wings" at England's Royal Air Force graduation ceremony on Friday. And guess who was cheering him on every step of the way?

The Prince's lovely, on-again, off-again, definitely-now-on-again girlfriend Kate Middleton. She's dreamy.

Prince William, who trained for three months, became the fourth successive generation of the monarchy to be an RAF pilot.

"William was very good," his commander told the Associated Press. "I was very impressed by his flying skills. He had a natural handling ability and he was very quick to learn."

Big Will's brother, Prince Harry, who recently returned from military service in Afghanistan, was not at the ceremony; he's still on holiday with girlfriend Chelsy Davy.

Jessica Gibson, one of the ex-employees making sordid allegations against Rob Lowe and his wife, is in this lawsuit to win it.

According to TMZ, Gibson - a former nanny of Lowe's who claims she had an affair with the actor - has hired celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred to represent her. Lowe has claimed that Gibson tried to extort him to the tune of $1.5 million in exchange for keeping quiet about their affair.

Rob Lowe is known to movie fans for Thank You For Smoking and televisions fans for The West Wing.

While Gibson and two other former employees demand money from Lowe, he's countered with a suit that says he's the victim of an extortion plot and that the three employees have engaged in a variety of misdeeds, including sex on his bed while he and his wife were gone.

Oddly, none of the employees are Lindsay Lohan.

We'll keep you posted on this strange story as it develops.

They're still denying it, but we know the truth - Rihanna and Chris Brown are a (HOT) couple. That's right, we are calling them out. Time to go public, peeps!

The latest evidence? Our man Chris Brown was spotted with a group of guys smiling and dancing in the HighLine Ballroom balcony at Rihanna's (HOT) Wednesday night concert for her charity, the Believe Foundation.

Rihanna, dressed in a Goth-like tutu and rhinestone high heels, sang for nearly an hour. Tuesday, as we reported the duo showed up at Star Lounge for a friend's birthday party, and were hugging and dancing all night. Nice!

Rumors of a Chris Brown-Rihanna romance began around the time of their performance together at the MTV VMAs. Needless to say, they stole the show.

What do you think? Is Chris Brown seeing Rihanna naked? Or do you believe their denials? Does every celebrity gossip site on the Internets have it wrong?