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Levi Johnston has just one regret in life.

Not posing nude in Playgirl. Not eschewing birth control and knocking up Bristol Palin out of wedlock. Not selling out his baby mama's famous family again and again.

He just wishes he hadn't apologized to Sarah Palin that time. Why? Because he said then that he lied about Sarah, but in reality, "I never lied about anything."

Future Mayor

Levi said on CBS' The Early Show today that he regrets apologizing to Sarah "'cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I've never lied about anything. So that's probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with."

Johnston is the two-time ex-fiance of Palin's eldest daughter, Bristol, and the father of Bristol's son Tripp. Bristol Palin's pregnancy thrust the couple into the spotlight in 2008 and just landed Bristol a gig on Dancing With the Stars.

Levi, meanwhile, is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Really.

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Ian Somerhalder is one sexy beast. Correction:

Ian Somerhalder is THE Sexy Beast.

In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, the magazine asks readers to sound off on various Hollywood creatures. When over 1.5 million votes were tallied - between actors/actresses that have played vampires, werewolves and other supernatural beings - Somerhalder beat out Robert Pattinson by just 4,000 votes.

Studly Somerhalder

Naturally, this begs the question: did EW readers get it right? Do THG readers agree with their assessment? Is The Vampire Diaries star really the sexiest pretend beast in all the land?

Cast your vote now:

 

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"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

Did he succeed? Let's find out in THG's Jersey Shore point-system recap ...

Situation Creepin'

The Situation works his game during an MVP night.

During Gay Pride Week in Miami, JWoww and Snooki were down to celebrate: "Gay Pride, yay!" exclaimed Snooki. Plus 2 for not seriously offending anyone there!

After defending her evening out by saying those guys are not attracted to vagina, Snook dispatched Emilio Masella for good. JWoww clapped, as did we. Plus 7.

The Situation brings home two girls, but had invited two others over earlier. Now it's a 4-on-3 Situation in this MVP night ... with one grenade! Boom! Minus 5.

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Miley Cyrus isn't the only young star currently filming a role that may shock her fans.

As reported earlier in the week, the singer is leaving Hannah Montana far, far behind in LOL, a movie that will find her character losing her virginity; getting high; and waxing her private parts.

But it sounds like Kristen Stewart will see Miley's racy behavior - and raise her a hot sex scene or two!

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  • Pretty Star

Bye, Bye, Bella: Kristen Stewart's next role will focus on sucking, just not of the blood variety.

Supermarket tabloid Life & Style claims to have received a copy of the script for Stewart's new movie On the Road. In it, the Twilight Saga actress portrays a 16-year-old named Marylou, who is pretty much the anti-Bella in every way possible:

She participates in a threesome; requests to watch two people get it on; and brags about her love for oral sex.

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Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.

THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.

Pretty in Purple Dress

Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"

So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.

They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short.

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The sordid details of the allegations against Remy Gonzalez are coming to light.

Earlier this week, the Cake Boss star was arrested on charges of sexual assault, a crime sources say the reality star actually admitted to.

This update is courtesy of a police affidavit obtained by The Newark Star-Ledger. It states that a pair of witnesses told detectives they confronted Gonzalez on August 17 after a boy between the age of 13 and 16 claimed to have been sexually assaulted by the 32-year-old cake decorator.

This incident reportedly took place twice, both times occurring between September 2009 and March 9, 2010.

After learning medical personnel were taking a look at the accuser, the affidavit says Gonzalez broke down and admitted to having engaged in acts "of sexual assault" that included penetration. He was arrested the next day.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are rumored to be back on.

Not only is this false, according to the singer, but the Huffington Post, which reported it, is the journalistic equivalent of “a stripper wearing reading glasses.”

He also suggested a title for any piece the Huffington Post might run on his response to their story: JOHN MAYER SLAMS HUFFPOST: “GO F**K YOURSELF!”

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  • Mayer is Pissed

John Mayer is not pleased with Jennifer Aniston dating rumors.

The douchebag provoked by an item which described how Mayer he that he “believed in second chances” during his Hollywood Bowl concert on Sunday.

The article also noted that “a woman who resembled Aniston was rumored to be in the wings,” which Mayer took issue with. That's not iron clad proof?!

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Jessica Simpson has been through many ups and downs, but dating Eric Johnson would definitely qualify as an up ... at least for the foreseeable future.

In addition to an easygoing romance with her ex-NFL player beau, she's got a new album in the works, a new clothing line and is just really happy.

Announcing the Nominees

"I'm really just comfortable, and it's just kind of a go with the flow, easy, relaxed situation that's making me very, very happy," Jessica Simpson said.

At Wednesday's Dior Beauty's private luncheon benefiting Operation Smile, she said juggling work and love has her looking at a very busy fall season.

Set to record a Christmas album and launch her Jessica Simpson Denim Collection, "The next couple months I don't even I have a second to breathe."

Throw in working for her favorite charity, Operation Smile, which raises money for reconstructive operations, and she's barely even got time to think.

Being in love should help with that at least.

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Glenn Beck and his minions will converge on Washington D.C. this Saturday.

The event, titled "The Restoring Honor Rally," will take place at the Lincoln Memorial and its goal - according to the event's website - is to "celebrate America by honoring our heroes." Simple and harmless enough, right?

But many critics are taking issue with the plan because it falls on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech. One must wonder how that icon would respond to the Fox News anchor, who once referred to President Obama as a "racist."

"Whites don't own Abraham Lincoln," Beck said in response. "Blacks don't own Martin Luther King. Those are American icons, American ideas, and we should just talk about character, and that's really what this event is about. It's about honoring character."

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Heidi Montag apparently denies there's any sex tape featuring herself getting taken by Spencer Pratt and/or Karissa Shannon, but the plastic princess still wants to have a meeting with the president of the biggest porn company in the world.

Like we've been saying ... it doesn't add up.

Silicone Parts are Made For Toys

Emailing Vivid Entertainment chief Steve Hirsch, Heidi writes, "I don't think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can't tell. He can be sneaky."

"I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts."

Yeah. We have no idea either.

Is there really a Heidi Montag sex tape out there? Is she bluffing to stay in the news? Or covering her ass so she can claim it was "leaked" without her permission, even though that's not possible? What do you think? Does the tape exist?

 

What combination sounds hotter, sexually?

 

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