27.

No, that isn't the number of men Tila Tequila went home with last night, nor is it the number of Tila Tequila nude photo spreads this reality TV star has posed for.

Instead, it's the vixen's new age, as she celebrates a birthday today! In honor of the model, here's a photo tribute to Tila. Click on each picture below for larger images of this beauty in all her Tequila-ness.

(Editor's note: 90210 star Shenae Grimes turns 19 today; but you need to do more than eat a salad once/week in order to earn top birthday billing.)

Last night on Saturday Night Live's special Thursday election edition, President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) finally gave his coveted endorsement to John McCain (Darrell Hammond) and especially to his running mate Sarah Palin (Tina Fey)...

Bush Endorses McCain-Palin (SNL)

For all of Tina Fey's hilarious Saturday Night Live sketches as the Alaska Governor over the past month and a half - and some almost equally funny clips of Sarah Palin herself - please check out The Hollywood Gossip's collection of Sarah Palin videos!

With her career comeback in full swing, Britney Spears still found the time to take her adorable two sons — Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2 — to a pumpkin patch in West Hollywood on Thursday. What a nice fall tradition.

All together now: Awwwww ...

Also along for the ride was Brit's random assistant. [Photo Credit: Splash News]

When asked how it went, Britney Spears responded, “We had a great day! I just put the babies down for bed. We were able to sneak out and get Halloween costumes!”

Wonder what Sean Preston and Jayden James will go as for Halloween. Maybe a couple of little K-Feds? In any case, good to see our girl putting her life back together.

The adorable little spawn of crazy Tom and fashion-challenged Katie, Suri Cruise, is always trying out new hairstyles. But is that a good thing?

Here's her latest effort. Cute? Hideous? So-so? We're sorta on the fence here at The Hollywood Gossip. Tell us what you think via the survey below.

What do you think of Suri Cruise's hair?

Carrie Underwood was in New York for the unveiling of her wax figure (see yesterday's edition of Real or Wax), but she also addressed another fake singer, Jessica Simpson, and her reported rift with her ex's new girlfriend.

Talking about the life-like replica of herself, Carrie Underwood said: "Honestly, it looks so good, it's kind of creepy looking at myself."

When asked by reporters about Jessica Simpson, who is dating Underwood's ex-boyfriend Tony Romo, the country star brushed off rumors of a feud.

"I met her once and she seemed really nice so I don't have a feud with anybody," said Underwood, who even praised Simpson's crossover to country music.

"I think it's great that country music just seems to be opening their arms to people that want to be a part of it," she said. "They let me in when they didn't have to and they're doing the same thing for a lot of other people."

The beautiful Carrie Underwood also spoke about her thoughts about ex-boyfriends and the role the celebrity gossip / news media plays in her relationships.

"I generally have been friends with ex-boyfriends. Sometimes the whole media thing adds, well not sometimes, every time it adds a little obstacle," said the American Idol winner. "Before all this, everybody I had ever dated I was friends with."

We expected to see Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens on the red carpet for the premiere of High School Musical 3: Senior Year in Los Angeles.

Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman and Ashley Tisdale, too.

Cody Linley and Dancing with the Stars partner Julianne Hough were pleasant surprises.

But steroid-using baseball slugger Barry Bonds? We didn't see that one coming!

Click on the following pictures now to see who else was in attendance for this big event...

Forget Joe the Plumber.

Heather the Gold Digger thinks that spreading the wealth around is a fantastic idea. Paul McCartney's ex is hemmoraging cash!

According to The Sun, Heather Mills has already burned through $20 million of the $50 million divorce settlement she received from McCartney. In less than a year. Here's a look at a few of her recent expenses:

• She had a $2 million pool put into her England home;
• She bought a $5 million apartment in New York City;
• Spent around $12 million in renovating her other houses around the world;
• Paid her staff members around $500,000 each;
• Donated $1 million in vegetarian food to a group of kids in the Bronx.

"Heather's been moaning her money isn't going as far as she thought, but she's just burning her way through it," a source told the newspaper. "She reckons she has spent [$20 million] since the divorce and still doesn't have a finished house to live in. She hasn't changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her."

Doesn't Mills remember what her ex-husband sang about years ago? Money can't buy you love.

Ha! Ha! I'm a money-hungry former call girl!

Christina Aguilera's music video for the song “Keeps Gettin’ Better” premieres October 30.

We have a still image from it below, however, and we need to know: does this singer's look keep getting better?

What do you think of Xtina's hair color in the following photo?

With all those crazy liberals she works with, The View's resident conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck can't get a word in edgewise on her own talk show.

Fortunately for her, that won't be an issue this weekend as she will be on hand to introduce Alaska Governor Sarah Palin at campaign rallies in Florida.

“I am more than honored to be there, so I will be flying there to travel with her and meet some pretty interesting people,” she said today on The View.

“That’s an honor, I’m excited to do it, and I’ll have some stories I’m sure on Monday,” added Hasselbeck, who was mercifully not maimed by her co-hosts.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sarah Palin will share the campaign stage.

According to ABC News, bringing Elisabeth on board comes as the John McCain-Sarah Palin campaign attempts to boost its support among female voters.

Hasselbeck wore a John McCain T-shirt on Tuesday's program, butting heads with liberal co-host Joy Behar as a result and continuing the feud Wednesday.

Raffaello Follieri, who pleaded guilty to 14 counts of wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy, was sentenced Thursday to 4.5 years in prison.

The Italian-born real estate-business magnate, 30, was arrested in June.

He was accused of lying to investors by claiming to be the CFO of the Vatican and using swindled funds for a trip to the Dominican Republic over New Year's 2005-2006 with his "then girlfriend" (Anne Hathaway) and another couple.

Raffaello Follieri used the funds for rent ($37,000 / month), medical bills for himself and his "then girlfriend," orthodontist bills for his dad, etc.

His attorney, Flora Edwards, has said her client had good intentions when he started a business to buy property from the Catholic church but that he soon "became intoxicated with it all" when he began moving in A-list circles.

Anne Hathaway and Raffaello Follieri dated for four years but split in June just before his arrest. He conceivably could have faced up to 265 years in prison, but agreed not to appeal a sentence less than 63 months in the big house.

The con man's plea agreement included a stipulation that he forfeit $2.44 million (the amount representing what he obtained via illegal activity). He also agreed to forfeit 12 wristwatches and nine pieces of fine jewelry. Ouch.