Got $7.2 million lying around? Anxious to reside in a home that has been witness to porn stars, cocaine use and numerous 911 calls?
Then we've got the real estate listing for you!
Charlie Sheen has placed his Beverly Hills mansion on the market, the same 7,924-foot pad where an all-night party in January led to his eventual firing from Two and a Half Men, official split from Brooke Mueller and downward spiral of an existence that resulted in a nationally humiliating tour.
MLS describes the property as follows:
"This custom-built Mediterranean in Mulholland Estates is an entertainer's dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool and spa. Other features include a screening room and top-of-the-line appliances and finishes."
Goddesses, of course, are especially welcome.