It was a stunning breakup everybody totally none of us saw coming.

Reality TV lovebirds DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak are history.

The host of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, Chris Harrison, tells Entertainment tonight: "DeAnna went to Breckenridge last week and broke up with Jesse. He was stunned. I've talked to Jesse several times, and he did not see it coming."

Harrison claims DeAnna Pappas leaked the break-up to the press early:

"They agreed that this was not going to get out to the public until Thursday, they were going to release a joint statement and try and keep this above board, and she went out on her own, leaked it, and so he's just feeling a little beat up."

Jesse Csincsak and DeAnna Pappas in happier times. Like this summer.

"He really truly loved DeAnna," Harrison said of Jesse Csincsak. "He was so happy. He's like, 'Let's just go to Breckenridge, let's go to Atlanta, let's get the heck out of here, and let's live our lives. Let's just get to know each other and hang out.'"

Interestingly, Harrison says that the supposedly down-home DeAnna Pappas started having big Hollywood dreams and getting "bad advice" from people in L.A.

"... Paparazzi guys and some of the other people that she's been running into that have filled her head with, you know, these dreams that she's going to come to Hollywood and make it big and do all this stuff. And I think her head's getting a little bigger than it should and I think that's led to this as well."

Popular video game + gorgeous supermodel + revealing, black lingerie = BEST. COMMERCIAL. EVER.

We're not sure how else to sum up the following spot for Guitar Hero, as Heidi Klum is dancing around in her underwear like Tom Cruise from Risky Business. The only business that's actually risky, though? Watching this video in front of your girlfriend...

Heidi Klum, Guitar Hero

Ashley Tisdale appears doesn't often talk about her relationship with Jared Murillo. The pair appears content away from the spotlight.

But ask this High School Musical actress about co-stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens and she lights up like a Christmas tree.

“I’m a total romantic, I loved watching romantic comedies growing up like My Best Friend’s Wedding and so obviously, like, I just love watching Zac and Vanessa because it is such a sweet and romantic relationship so of course you’re like, ‘aww’ whenever they kiss and everything. But just watching them on set is really awesome, it’s beautiful.”

Ashley Tisdale hearts Zanessa.

The Hills' Audrina Patridge dropped a bomb on Monday’s episode, telling her pal and roommate Lauren Conrad that she found a place of her own and that she was moving out... like now. Audrina says LC “seemed to be cool” with the move.

“Although Lauren knew I had been thinking about it for a while, I wasn’t sure how she was going to react,” Patridge writes on her official blog.

“She knew her house was never home to me and since I lived in the pool house I barely saw her or Lo anyway, so it wouldn’t really be that huge of a deal.”

Viewers saw a different reaction, though, on Monday’s The Hills.

“It was just so quick. It was literally like, ‘By the way, I’m going to move like right now,” LC said, adding, “She’ll always be my friend ... We’ll see, though.”

And what about loser boyfriend Justin-Bobby? Audrina reiterates that the mumbling moron won’t be moving in to her “bachelorette pad.”

“I did not buy my house with the intention of trapping Justin into moving in with me! It’s best to have your personal space until you consider marriage or are really in a serious relationship, and marriage for me right now is out of the question.”

Eat your heart out, Jessica Simpson.

Britney Spears is lookin' smokin' hot on the December cover of the Australian Cosmopolitan magazine. Don't you think? Damn, girl. Looks like 2003 Britney!

Actually, it is. The picture is five years old.

The cover shot was taken by James White for a cover story than ran in a different magazine, Esquire, back in 2003. Cosmo either didn't know or just really liked it!

That's a little bit of a sham. Rest assured, though - the Britney Spears nude photo stills from the "Womanizer" music video are the real deal - and real current.

As a few famous tandems compete to be named to pretend President and Vice President of the United States, the first African-American in history was actually elected to the highest office in the land last night.

How do a variety of celebrities feel about the victory by Barack Obama? Let's find out!

Oprah Winfrey: “There are not even words to talk about what this night means. It’s one of the greatest moments I could ever imagine. That’s how great it is.”
Madonna: “I’m so f—ing happy right now”
Lindsay Lohan: “YES WE CAN.”
Samantha Ronson: “YES WE DID!!”
Kanye West: “HI MOM, OBAMA WON!” (His mother passed away about a year ago.)
Usher: “Isn’t this incredible news? Man, this is incredible. It’s so incredible to see that this historical thing has happened.”

She isn't wagging her tongue.

And he isn't shirtless.

Still, any Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston sighting is news these days, as this couple refuses to admit its status as boyfriend and girlfriend. We're gonna keep posting stories about them until they come out!

Miley and her man were spotted at a Los Angeles mall yesterday. They look quite happy to be there together, don't they?!?

The U.S. presidential election will be decided today. That's a very big deal.

This poll? Not so much.

But we've come up with some great celebrity tickets that we'd love to see run. Tell us which of the following tandems you'd support in a White House bid ...

Who would you vote for?

As usual, THG's recap of The Hills will consist of us grading last night's episode, awarding (or deducting) points for the best and worst moments.

This week, Audrina Patridge decides to move to her own place, where she hopes she'll be able to rekindle the passion with Justin-Bobby. Yes, really. LC is sad to see her go. Lo? Not as much. Elsewhere, Heidi Montag drinks on the job and gets fired.

On to the rankings!

LC worried how Audrina's move would affect their relationship: “It was just so quick. It was literally like, ‘By the way, I’m going to move like right now.’ She’ll always be my friend. We’ll see, though.” Yup, typical LC. Plus 3.

“It’s not the end of the story,” Lauren Conrad reiterated later. “It’s just to be continued.” The writers feeding her these lines need to be fired. Minus 2.

Audrina's sister, Casey Patridge, is like a regular Kat Von D! Plus 3.

Justin-Bobby has never been one to open up. Or speak in complete sentences.

Audrina sort of asks Justin-Bobby to move in with this pathetic line: “I don’t know if I want to live by myself. Would you want to move in? Maybe?” His reply: “You know, just let it happen. We’ll see what happens.” Wow on both. Even.

You know Lo is totally excited that Audrina's moving out. Plus 7.

No mention of how she affords this ridiculous place - by being a psuedo-celebrity - which goes for pretty much everything and everyone on The Hills. Minus 4.

Whitney Port gives us an absolutely tremendous o-face. As in O-MG! Plus 1.

Sam Nazarian, looking for his partner Brent Bolthouse at the restaurant opening, asked a clearly intoxicated Heidi if she knew where he was and “if she was still working.” She shot back, “Are you?” Holy crap, what a moron. Minus 5.

Always helpful, Spencer asked Sam if he wanted a shot. [Crickets] Plus 3.

Obligatory Minus 4 for the bonus four minutes of ads. Boo, MTV. Boo.

TOTAL: +2. We've kept it short this time so you can add your own if you like. Comment below and we'll adjust the total score as your thoughts pour in!

Wait. We thought Tila Tequila was a lesbian. We're so confused!

According to Page Six, Justin Long - yes, the Mac computer guy - was caught canoodling with the often-nude reality TV star on Halloween night.

The ex-boyfriend of Drew Barrymore and former fling of Kirsten Dunst hooked up with Tequila in Las Vegas, as sources say the pair were spotted at a Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked [Tila] to straddle him while making out."

Shockingly, she complied.

Hi. I'm a Mac... and I'm a pretend bisexual.