The Artist won Best Motion Picture. Pretty good for a movie that's black and white and silent. Which is just the way Kim Kardashian likes her men.

So Jimmy Kimmel joked during his post-Academy Awards telecast last night, as the talk show host both honored the Oscars and also mocked the heck out of the star-studded ceremony.

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Okay, we're cheating a bit here.

Neither Miley Cyrus nor Kim Kardashian attended the 84th annual Academy Awards. But both occasional actresses did play some role in the evening, at least, joining many other celebrities in Hollywood to watch the event at Elton John's yearly viewing party.

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In this edition of THG's Academy Awards Fashion Face-Off series, The Dictator, played by Sacha Baron Cohen, takes on Brad Pitt. Didn't see that one coming, we know.

Pitt was nominated for his lead role in Moneyball. Cohen was invited to the show because of his role in Hugo, but his red carpet trip was infamously cut short.

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In Friday afternoon's THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this Chris Brown pic showing him ... going a bit nutz on the beach.

You had plenty of material to make up fun captions here, and you certainly delivered. Our winner is Asianna. Nice work! The winning entry now appears below.

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Sacha Baron Cohen just kicked the 2012 Academy Awards in the ash.

Arriving on the red carpet dressed as Admiral Aladeed - his character from The Dictator - the actor chatted up E!'s Ryan Seacrest for a bit before bringing attention to the urn in his hands, which Cohen said contained the ashes of late North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il.

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Following a three-hour ceremony that felt about 16 times as long, the following actors, actresses and movies took home Academy Award gold this evening:

Best Cinematography: HugoBest Art Direction: HugoBest Costume Design: The ArtistBest Makeup: The Iron LadyBest Foreign Language: A SeparationBest Supporting Actress: Octavia SpencerBest Film Editing: The Girl with the Dragon TattooBest Sound Editing: HugoBest Sound Mixing: Hugo

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