We learned on Tuesday that Eva Mendes gave birth to Ryan Gosling's baby, just two months after the world learned that she was pregnant.
As expected, the online reaction from gazillions of female Gosling fans was swift and harsh.
So we're presenting the following tabloid details about the birth in hopes that hearing about how the Baby Goose was a total sensitive softy will restore your will to live, girl:
"It was very emotional for Eva and Ryan," a source tells E! News. "They were both in tears when they saw their daughter for the first time!"
The insider adds that the "baby looks like Eva and has her features."